HEY GUYS!!!!! THIS IS YOUR AWESOME FRIEND TALKING!!!!!! I'M IN THE CURRENCY OF WORKING WITH PEPIORCOKE, SO SOME JOKES MIGHT COME FROM THEM. PLZ READ ON!!!!

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Girl: Please! I beg of you! Please get back with me!

Boy: Fine, but you need to say three words for me to come back to you.

Girl: I. Have. Food.

Boy: Be there in 5 minutes.