Waiter- Would you like a table, Sir?
Man- No No we have come here to eat on the floor, carpet for 5 please.
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I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it is too cheesy.
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If you ever fall,remember I will always be there for you.
                                With love,
                                 Floor.😂
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Are you a fart?
Because you blow me away.
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