Bacchus Jr.: Hey mom! Come pick me up. I got suspended.

Cana: What did you do my boy?

Bacchus Jr.: Our teache asked me this," You have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 on the other hand. What fo you have?", and I answred, "My mother and father's drinking problem."

Cana: You learned from the best. Want some?

Bacchus Jr.: Hell ya I do!