Jeff: *sneaks into BEN's room while he is sleeping*

BEN: *hugs a Zelda plushie*

Jeff: awww e.e *takes bens diary* hehehe

Diary: todeh we wend 2 de beech awnd den Jeff puchid meh intu de wawtur! heh iz meen!

Jeff: What the?! *keeps reading*

Diary: I wich dat zelduh waz reel su dat I couwd kiz hor fase. Che iz reeli preti!

Jeff: OMGAW!