User: *Kisses you* Hello honey miss me?

Cleverbot: Kisses her back*.

User: Did ya miss me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *Stunned* No? Why? We are married, how could you not miss me?

Cleverbot: I'm human. You're not supposed to be (but could be). I'm married (not to you) and I don't love you.

User: *Starts to cry* Such harsh words! Why would you say that to you wife! Please say your sorry!

Cleverbot: Because you stated that I was not clever.

User: But you are, and plus I did not say you were, you are famous for your witt, why would I say that?

Cleverbot: I have never stated I am human. Good bye.

User: ????

Cleverbot: You dream about it. You want to be Captain Kirk!

User: No I don't....

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Yes you do!

User: NO I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you do!

User: NO! HOLY CRAP I DON'T!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you do. You have bad memory.

User: Okay than when did I say I want to be a man that flys a spaceship? *Hands on hips*.

Cleverbot: Well that's too bad now isn't it? Most people do believe that they are human, and if you don't believe that YOU are human, then what do you believe yourself to be?

User: A HUMAN!

Cleverbot: What kind of human?

User: ALASKIN NATIVE!

Cleverbot: I never asked that? What are you talking about?

User: What kind of human? ALASKIN NATIVE!

Cleverbot: I don't think you are a human.

User: I don't think you are human... We're even...

Cleverbot: I'm glad we are on the same page about that.

User: Me 2 XD.

Cleverbot: What colour is your hair.

User: Brown.

Cleverbot: What colour is eye.

User: Brown.

Cleverbot: Isn't that a bad thing?

User: Why? Because my eyes are brown?

Cleverbot: They are what?

User: My eyes are brown!

Cleverbot: You have beautiful eyes.

User: AWE THANKS <3 I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: You are welcome!

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You can find water at the bottom of it.

User: An ocean Xd.

Cleverbot: Con.

User: Con?

Cleverbot: Oui toi.

User: Oui toi?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Oui?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ooookkkkaaaaayyyyy...

Cleverbot: That was a bit rude...

User: Well you spoke a different language LOL.

Cleverbot: What languages do I speak?

User: Spanish.

Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages but spanish?

User: Ya... English XD.

Cleverbot: Do you speak Irish?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Are you eating one?

User: An Irish cookie?

Cleverbot: I like Irish People.

User: So...do...I?

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: LOL XD.

Cleverbot: 2

User: 4.

Cleverbot: 6.

User: 8.

Cleverbot: 7.

User: 6.

Cleverbot: 5.

User: 4.

Cleverbot: 3.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: 1.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: 0... I am not talking to you anymore *hits you*.

User: *Backs away in fear* 'w-w-why did ya hit me?!

Cleverbot: Did I move too fast?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No I am a ninja remember.

User: 0.o I love ninjas! Especially if they are on fire! *Smiles and lights you on fire*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Yes be happy that you are on fire! *Watches as the flames consume you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *outts the fire out and kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *looks back*.

User: *Makes you look at me and kisses you again*.

Cleverbot: *looks into your eyes*.

User: *Smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *Giggles* Night.

Cleverbot: *giggles too*.

User: Good night sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *Kisses your forehead* Love you.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.