Tony: I think I would have had a giant crush on pre-serum Steve, you know.

((Stony?? >,<))

Steve: No, you wouldn't. No-one did.

Tony: Aw, c'mon. He was adorable.

Steve: I don't think 'adorable' really cut it. Trust me, you wouldn't have.

Tony: Well, did he have that annoying habit of humming ancient show-tunes while he did the wash up?