Nat: I texted Darcy to ask about that kiss Barton. She currently "preoccupied" with Thor, according to Jane. My prospects are looking...laughable.

Clint: What happened to get to her while she was drunk? She looked pretty enthralled last night...

Nat: I was...compromised. So I'm trying everything.

Clint: Compromised? Really....that's a story I want to hear.

Nat: It's not one of my proudest moments and I honestly don't remember enough to recount it. I'm talking to Darcy now.

Clint: Oh come on.....it can't be that bad...

Nat: Give me a moment to talk to Darcy and I'll tell you.

Clint: Alright....