Nat: Care to explain why the security camera shows you taking my bike out and returning it scratched?

Clint: Clearly the Skrulls have returned and are framing me to tear the team apart.

Nat: By scratching my motorcycle.

Clint: Definitely. I bet they also impersonated me yesterday when they broke one of your wrist guns cause it was too small for their manly wrist.

Nat: DAMMIT CLINT!

Clint: It's the Skrulls you're mad at. They also ate Thor's cookies. I mean  that's what I've heard.