*Tony blocks Natasha*

Tony: since it is Nat's birthday everyone has a responsibility. I have the decorations

Pepper: Tony you can't even put up a picture frame without your suit

Tony: Fine I'm still doing the decorations

Steve: I got cake

Clint: I got the presents

Wanda: Birdboy go on sky watch

Clint: just because my name is Hawkeye, it doesn't mean I got to do everything a hawk does

Pietro: I'll make sure Natasha doesn't come three blocks of the tower

*Natasha hacks through Tony's firewall*

Thor: I SHALL FEAST!

Bruce: yeah you do that. I will be backup and hulk out.