TBBT - hetalia I'll write what this amazing creation says

Arthur:"I made tea..."

Alfred:"I don't want tea."

Arthur:"I didn't make you tea. This is my tea."

Alfred:"Why did you yell me then?!"

Arthur:-smirks-"It's a conversation starter"

Alfred:"That's a horrible conversation starter..."

Arthur:"Is it....we are conversing. Checkmate."
(This is where I come in)
Alfred:-glareing-"just get me ice cream. Also chess references are my thing!"