Me:-would make some kind of joke but into some religious problem shiz and is actually crying about it-

;\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/; R O A R

America: Who goes to a fast food restaurant and orders a freaking VODKA?!

Russia:....normal people da?

America: oh my gosh.....just...no, NO NOOOOOOO! No one tries to get drunk off their butt at McDonald's!

Canada: There are kids there, why would they sell alcohol?

Russia:....because... it's good and it makes people happy and people like it!

America: NO! I can't even anymore! McVodka well never be a thing! Never! Nunca!

Spain:....I didn't know you could speak Spanish, mi amigo.... cool

America: You'd be surprised-winks-

Canada:well....well I can speak English and French! People like it when I speak French to them!

America: Oh vraiment maintenant? intéressant...-winks-

Canada:......screw you!

America: -laughs- No thank you!

France:-sitting back enjoying the show- Hon hon hon