I was having my lunch with my friend. She is a vegetarian and I am Non vegetarian.

So she was having some salad type thing and paneer and all, her vegetarian food and I was having Meat.

I was enjoying my dish when suddenly I found her looking at me as if I am an Alien, so I asked what's the matter and it went like this ,

She said "Have you ever seen how these people kill the goats, there is all blood everywhere and the site is really gross and if you ever see them doing so you would never in your life touch Meat."

I mean I really hate it when someone is giving me this shit so I replied her,
(Well I personally was really happy with my reply, I mean her face was worth watching after hearing it)
"I guess you are right but have you ever seen someone doing their shit.. oh sorry should I excretion and egestion in the farms from where your so called clean and super hygienic veggies come from."

And guess what, after that she was really silent the whole time and I enjoyed my dish.

Well I know you guys might not find it funny but I just wanted to share it with you. And I will update some cool jokes soon.

See yaa!!

And love you guys ♥♥