*On an interview to join police academy*
Officer: What is 1 and 1?

Adam: 11

Officer: That's not what I meant, but you're right. What are the two days of a week that start with 'T'?

Adam: Today and tomorrow.

Officer: Okay.... Who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Adam: I don't know.

Officer: Huh... Well go home and work on that one.

Hunt: How'd the interview go?

Adam: Awesome! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case.