Adam: Bro I wasn't drunk last night was I?

Hunt: Not at all bro. You just:
- Spent two hours trying to drown a goldfish.
- Ran into my closet looking for Narnia.
- Argued with yourself over the phone and got upset when you hung up.
-Texted yourself on Facebook and broke your phone when you didn't get any reply.
-Asked my mom is she was virgin.
- Asked your own girlfriend if she was single.
- Shouted at a pineapple saying, "come on out Spongebob, I know you're in there."
- Tried to kill yourself cause you thought you were Voldemort.
- And SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH.