So first of all, lets thanks those who made these jokes. Well I made some myself as well.

So lets begin....
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Three friends are sitting by a river...
First one lights a cigratte and lifts his hand to throw the match stick in the river. The second one catches....

Second: Dude you almost killed the fishes by burning the river with this match stick.

Third: Don't worry about the fish. They'll climb this tree here.

First: Duuude, we are talking fish here not cows.

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Hope you like it. Vote and comments are appriciated.
~Author