1. Classic pick up line:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

2. Astronaut pick up line:
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.

3.
Funny Pick Up Lines: "Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No Why ?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that ass!"

4.
Baby I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on my paper and do you all night long.

5.
If I were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds? ;)