Funny not funny

"Ugh how annoying". I was flipping through the pages of my favorite magazine." I can't believe they don't sell those shoes anymore"! I said madly. " I really wanted those". Throwing a fit over my sold out shoes, I completely forgot that I had an appointment in one hour. "Fuck I was supposed to meet the chief editor" I muttered and quickly run towards the bathroom. Doing everything as fast as I could. I quickly put on some clothes and ran out. "I made it in time" I sighed happily. I opened the cafe door and waited at one of the tables."I noticed someone entering the cafe. This is probably the chief editor, I thought."Yikes chief? He looks more like a thief. I snickered.
The way his pants didn't fit him at all and the way his belly bounced at every move he made.
He came to the table and smiled." You must be the new designer!" He said. "Yes I am.
"Hello, my name is Ela. I'm the daughter of the famous Mr and Mrs Richardson. Nice to make your acquaintance, I smiled and extended my hand for a handshake. He smiled back and took my hand in his. " The fuck, why are his hands so sweaty" I thought. I kept smiling while slowly pulling my hand away. "So Mrs Richardson I've heard lots of great things about you." I smiled. "You published recently your own fashion line and caused a big headline in the world of fashion." "You are one of the people we need, so I would like to work with you and build an even bigger fashion line."I kept smiling. Oh my gawdddd this feels like a marriage proposal. "YES" I screamed. "I would love to work with you and create a future with you." I smiled widely. The chief editor looked at me happy and a little bit confused and said he was delighted having me in his team. I extended my hand again even though, I really don't want to touch his sweaty hands. I shrieked a little bit in disgust but kept smiling and quickly pushed my hands forward and took my hand in his. I shook it harshly and said "Thank you" Thank you" "Thank you". I smiled widely. "No need thanking me you can thank yourself" I smiled again. "I already have" He looked at me confused ,as I was heading out with my purse in my hand. Before I closed the door to the cafe. I waved at the chief editor and screamed "Byeee". "I definitely nailed that interview". I said proudly. I happily walked up to the train station, waiting for my Train. As I waited I felt eyes on me, stating intensely. I ignored it, till I felt someone coming closer. As I turned I saw a man standing in front of me. "Hello"? He just stared at me and asked for my ticket. "Sorry don't have any cash one me right now". I lied, I always have cash one me but HEY I don't know this dude. As I turned suddenly he tried turning me around and was about ton speak but I interrupted him "OH HELL NO!!! NOT WITH ME!" I immediately kicked him in his balls and screamed for him
to stop pulling." You little shit I knew something was off with you"! I kicked him again and he screamed "Ouch". "THAT IS WHAT YOU GET BITCH, DONT MESS WITH ME!" "LADY STOP I'M THE TICKET INSPECTOR!! "Oops I thought you were after my money haha", I stepped back.

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