Hello, my name is Alexander Evaristo, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance :)
Please pardon Yuki, her schedule is a bit hectic so she asked me to be her stand-in for the time being.
If you have any questions feel free to ask me!
I hope you all have a great day (or night),
now let's continue with the fun facts!
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Human behavioral studies suggest that a person who loses their cellphone experiences a panic similar to a near death experience