Al: Okay Ed. What does the duck say?

Ed: Quack!

Al: Good! What does the cat say?

Ed: Meow!

Al: Good job Brother! What does the pig say?

Ed; Oink!

Al: Good job. Now, what does the dog say?

Ed: Big....brother....

Al: Oh fuck

Ed: *flops onto floor crying*

Roy: *from the other room* GOD DAMMIT ALPHONSE

Al: DON'T BLAME ME FLAME FUCKER BLAME THE GUY WHO DECIDED TO FUCKING TRANSMUTE HIS OWN SHITTING DAUGHTER AND HER DAMN DOG!

*Moment's of silence*

Al: Fuck all of you. I'm out!

Al: *fabulously walks out the house*