Enemy: I would've thought this tall armor was the Fullmetal Alchemist. Not this little runt.

Al: *growls*

Al: DONT CALL ME TALL DAMMIT. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GIANT TIN CAN WHO CANT EVEN SEE HIS TOES HES SO HUGE?! I CANT HELP THAT I RUN INTO DOOR FRAMES. DID I HAVE A CHOICE TO BE THIS TALL?! NOOOOOOOOOOO! DONT EVEN TALK TO ME!

Ed: Br-Brother, calm down....I'm sure he didn't mean it...

Al: NO ED. THIS IS THE STRAW. THIS PUNKS GONNA PAY!

Ed: *sighs*