I thought I'd do some drama marathoning before the year ended and hence before I've even realized, two weeks (!?!?!?) passed without any updates. Apologies to all of you who have been waiting for the next chapter/part to come out ): Better late than never though right right!?!?

-Runs away-

Chapter 9: Everlasting Friendship

The year Xu Wei Yu came back to China, he invited all my dorm mates from my dorm to eat.

The first thing our Dorm Leader said when she saw Xu Wei Yu was, "How come it wasn't me who was born in the same village as you!?"

Xu Wei Yu politely replied, "Even if I was in the same village as you, we can only be brothers."

"......"

Later the review our Dorm Leader gave for Xu Wei Yu was: "Has the maturity of a man and also the cuteness of a boy!"

I don't know where she got that from.

A few days ago, my university Dorm Leader sent me a message: Finally dating!

A day later, she sent me another message: So of course I'm once again out of love!

I asked her for the reason why it was so fast.

She replied: He was together with me because he knew that my father was an official, his father also was one but his position was lower than my father. The reason he broke up with me was because my father is an official in the Anti-Corruption Bureau, does he really need to prove his father is a corrupt official so eagerly!?

"......"

My other good friend from university went to do plastic surgery. In the past, she kept calling herself the 'Plastic Surgery Expert'. Later, she told me that she was going to chase after her past crush and complete her teenage dream.

I said: Looking forward to hearing the good news.

A day later, she told me that the other person accepted!

I said congratulations.

The girl said, "But I haven't agreed!"

I asked for the reason, she sighed and said, "In the beginning I was amazed, completely because I've seen too little of the world."

"......."

Plastic Surgery Expert: "Xi Zi, I want to go get plastic surgery again!"

Before, she had plastic surgery so that she could confess to her teenage crush and after later thinking that her past self was really stupid and naive, this girl is suddenly going on a whim again.

I said, "How come you can't think properly again."

"I just stared at myself in the mirror for a long time and realized that life has no meaning."

"You're in perfectly good condition, why do you want to destroy yourself?"

Expert: "......"

Me: "......"

Expert: "I just want to find some bright points that's all!"

Me: "......Then you realize that everything is black (there are often black spots that appear on the sun's surface)?"

"......"

"......"

During this period of time, I've been at home staying with family and I've rejected all invitations from friends to go out to play. This time, my good friend Lan Lan was going on a blind date and she wanted me to go across provinces to accompany her. She said that she wanted to use my quietness to show how well she talked and use my average height to bright out her 170cm model figure. I said okay ah. The main thing was that I also had some things to find her about.

The day after the blind date, Lan Lan called and said that it wasn't successful, "The other person's reason for rejecting was because he liked small and cute girls, I haven't even complained that he's too strong!"

Lan Lan said at the end, "Qing Xi, I reckon that person likes you."

I said, "Didn't you tell him that I'm a married woman?"

Lan Lan: "Could it be that out of comparison, I'm actually really robust? Crying, haven't I already lost 10kg because I was provoked by you??"

I thought back to a year ago when her weight was still at 60kg, she hugged me and said, "When will I be 45kg ah?!"

"Lan Lan, your chest is squishing me"

"My chest is still below!!"

"......"

From then onward she became determined to improve herself and went from 60kg to 50kg in half a year.

Lan Lan: "It can't be that love is inversely proportional to weight?"

I gave comfort, "Do you think that a small pig would like a weak and thin chicken? Of course it will definitely like a plump, simple and cute pig!"

"Why the hell haven't I felt the slightest bit comforted then? Why the hell? Gu Qing Xi."

"......"

I invited Dorm Leader, who was in the same city, out shopping.

In the middle, Dorm Leader's phone rang. She looked at it but didn't pick up.

I asked, "Why didn't you pick it up?"

Dorm Leader replied, "Ex husband, there's nothing to say."

"......"

Not long after, Wei Yu called. At the time, my mind was a bit slow or something and I looked at the phone for a long time.

Dorm Leader asked, "Who is it?"

I swiftly replied, "Adulterer"

Dorm Leader froze then laughed out loud!

Later Xu Wei Yu came to pick me up.

The Dorm Leader waved to him from afar, "Adulterer Xu! Over here!"

Xu Wei Yu came over and glanced at Dorm Leader before looking at me and asking,, "Has this person gone crazy again?"

Dorm Leader chuckled, shaking with laughter.

On the way home, Xu Wei Yu asked, "What did she just call me?"

I calmly replied, "Brother in law."

Xu Wei Yu made an "Oh" sound.

Then, Xu Wei Yu's phone lighted up (text). He looked at it then frowned, then laughed, "Adulterer right?"

"......"

Dorm Leader, you can't play like this!

One day, when I was eating dinner, Dorm Leader called, saying, "Broke up again!"

This girl frequently changes boyfriends, making me forget when did she started dating this time?

I was getting the rice while asking concerned, "How come you broke up again?"

Every time she broke up, the reasons were all very strange, making me both amused and surprised.

Dorm Leader: "When I was wearing a dress, he wore a hipster vest! When I wore hipster, he wore a suit! When I fucking bit my teeth and wore my bank uniform, he wore tshirt and jeans! If you want to break up then just say it, what the hell is this, I broke up resolutely!"

"......"

This time before I left, a few good friends contacted me, all through very long texts with lists of makeup. I replied one by one: this time I'm going to Africa. There were no more replies.

I was dispirited, there are so many good things in Africa, other than makeup, don't you guys have anything else to pursue?

Expert replied expressing everyone's general thoughts: No.

On a whim, Dorm Leader wanted to come and eat with me. I said okay, she said to call Lan Lan too.

Lan Lan lived a 2 hour drive away from me, it wasn't considered far and I haven't seen her in a long time so I phoned her. Lan Lan immediately replied, "That's great, I'll come immediately! Freaking hell, I'm at a blind date ah, sister is really saving me from extreme misery!"

"......"

Lan Lan seemed to be walking back and I heard over the phone, "I can't stay ah, my sister is giving birth, I must immediately go over there!"

"......"

Then Dorm Leader asked, "Should we call Expert too?"

I don't know what kind of craziness Dorm Leader was going through today, Expert was in the South, if she flew over then there's a possibility of arriving in two hours.

I asked Dorm Leader, "What did you do today? You couldn't have caused some mess, eh, and want to leave us some last words right?"

Dorm Leader glared over, "Scorpios really go straight to the matter. It's just that I had a nightmare last night and dreamed that the four of us were being hunted down and killed or injured, it was too terrible so today I must look at you guys alive!"

"......"

In the end, Expert naturally didn't come. When Lan Lan came, Dorm Leader was in the living room playing games like mad.

Lan Lan looked and said, "Dorm Leader, how come you grew fatter again??"

Dorm Leader: "Too much stress at the bank ah."

Lan Lan: "There's lots of stress but you're still fat?"

Dorm Leader fought the enemy while replying, "Ai, I'm growing in reverse."

"......"

As long as the people from university get together, there will be a constant stream of jokes.

When we were eating, Dorm Leader asked Wei Yu, "Young Master Xu, are there anyone as handsome as you in your office?"

Wei Yu: "None."

Dorm Leader was disappointed, "Anyone similar then?"

Wei Yu: "None."

Dorm Leader was in despair, "Anyone opposite then?"

Wei Yu looked at her, "What exactly do you want to say?"

Dorm Leader gave a leery grin, "Master Xu, can you introduce someone to me ah?"

Wei Yu: "I'm not happy."

Dorm Leader: "Why??"

Wei Yu: "Don't want to harm anyone."

"......"

High school girlfriend: "Seen the picture? A young lad my mom really approves of, she wants me to try dating him. I'll go die instead! Does he look like an African? He looks too much like an African!!"
*[Sorry if anyone found this offensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Me: "Actually Africans are all pretty handsome."

Girlfriend: "Recently I've been tormented so much I'm about to break down! Yesterday I finally had enough and said to my mom, I don't like men, I like women!"

I sweated, "Was your mom horrified?"

Girlfriend: "The problem is that she wasn't ah, my mom was very calm, she said 'oh' and then she said, 'then try dating him and see, the lad has a good job...' She's completely at different frequencies with me ah!"

Me: "Then what do you plan to do?"

Girlfriend: "I should just die!"

Sometimes when I think about it, those girls who are forced to go on blind dates truly don't have it easy, really not easy, on one side is the concern of the family, on the other side is self persistence. The pressure can only be imagined.

I often tell these frustrated friends, Wait a little more, wait a little more an he will come. But how much persuasiveness these words hold, we are all clear. Actually, this is also a kind of mental comfort. But I think that rather than casually marrying someone and regretting it later, it's better to wait a little more, since you've already waited for him for more than twenty years.

I feel like recently WordPress has been playing up on me- stuff isn't getting saved and there's quite a few glitches...is it just me who's experiencing these? D:

Chapter 10: There Is A Girl Called Lan Lan

Lan Lan told her family's legendary history, "When my dad was seven or eight, he was adopted. The man and woman who adopted him were famous VIPs back then, tch, if you have a bad reincarnation, there's still this way!"

"After adopting my dad, the woman paid much attention to his education. Regrettably, my dad just wasn't the type for studying and he spent many years without much promise. In the end, they decided to forget about it, doing business doesn't need high levels of education. However, before letting him continue the family business, they still needed him to go out and get some experience, no matter what decade it was, there are no pains without gains. Thus, my dad obediently went out to make a living!"

"My dad has raised pigs and raised pearls, he's partnered with people in raising a chicken farm, fuck, he's always in the farming industry is he not! But my dad truly did make some achievements. However, in their eyes, he was complete shit! In the end, they said stop raising animals and come back! We've already prepared a wife for you! "

"My dad was shocked, a wife?! There are still arranged marriages in this year and age ah! No, this has to be opposed! But no matter if it was opposed or not, the main thing was that this affected whether the sex he'd get in the next half of his life would be with lights on or off! So my dad immediately rushed back! As soon as he saw that wife, he turned around and said to my grandpa, then this child will completely depend on father's decisions!"

"Later there was my sister and later there also was me."

"When I was little, I would fight with my sis, when I was a bit older, I would fight with my dad. During middle school, I was called Hitler, everyday I would through wind and rain with a group of brothers. In the morning when we went to school, we'd put the watermelon knife in a small shop outside school and after school, we'd use the watermelon knife to cut people, my studies and career aren't compromised! How harmonious ah! However when my dad found out, how he shouted! He carried the television and threw it at me. At the time, I felt that our father daughter fate was finished until when I later carried the computer and threw it at him which is when I felt that I could still be his daughter."

"In university, my brotherly relationship with my dad became more and more strong, whatever I wanted he would give me and he gave me a lot. My sister was getting married and there was no one to carry on his family business, ah how worried he was! My sis that scoundrel really ran fast, she married into a rich family and after giving birth to two children, she started living the life I had always yearned for. Now I am miserable ah, after graduating I had to start managing all those stuff, every year I am delegated to go down to the factory lots of times to experience the hardships ah!"

"Last winter, Expert invited me to go to the spas in Japan. At the time I was at the factory soaking with sweat from carrying things, it was just like a sauna so why would I go to the spas for! Now, I have an income of a hundred thousand a month, myself, not the company, pretty awesome right!! But the problem is every month my spending isn't even a thousand! Everyday when I get home I'm as tired as a dog, when I get too hungry, I'll get up and eat some bread then sleep like the dead. When the sun rises again the tragedy starts all over again!"

"Speak! Don't you guys think that it's better to just go get married than live this kind of life ah!!"

Dorm Leader: Don't you guys feel that within this long grieving complaint contains traces of flaunting?

Lan Lan: What flaunting ah! You swap with me and see!

Dorm Leader: Sigh, my stress at the bank is also big ah, don't I always find you to get you to deposit, ahahahahaha!

Lan Lan: My youth are only these few years, why should they be wasted at these increasing figures on my bank card!!

Expert: Youth ah, right now I want to go to Korea to get surgery done, back then I shouldn't have done it in China!

Dorm Leader: You're not a celebrity, getting a auger face and fish eyes, in the future don't say that you know me.

Lan Lan: Ai, currently it looks like Qing Xi is living the best. Her man has the talent and the looks, and most importantly, he's especially obedient, am I right. Qing Xi's work is also relaxing ah and she has a harmonious family, am I right.

Dorm Leader: Where's Qing Xi?

Expert: She couldn't have gone to sleep again right?

Qing Xi: ......I was thinking, if we were comparing tragedies, there's really nothing much to compare. There are lots of people who are going through more hardships that you guys. I think you are all full with having nothing better to do, go wash up and sleep.

Lan Lan: ......

Expert: ......

Dorm Leader: Fuck, who are you?!

Qing Xi: Girls shouldn't say fuck whenever, only men have this ability.

Lan Lan: ......Young Master Xu?

Expert: ^_^

Dorm Leader: ......Xu, Master Xu, aren't you on a business trip down south? You're back so fast ahahahaha!

Qing Xi: ......

When I went over, Xu Wei Yu who was in front of the computer hugged me and said, "Fortunately you haven't been influenced by the company you keep!"

Lan Lan is a girl who is easily irritable and comes to complain to me over anything. For instance: "Ever since that winter when my dad went to take a bath at the bath house and his gold watch in the stolen from the lockers by someone, he determinedly flew to Hong Kong this year and bought a brighter gold watch to come and zhuangbility*! Every time he goes out, he'd rather wear it on his forehead. Just then, that bastard (her dad) forgot where he put that freaking watch and because he was eating at a high end restaurant, he called me at the company to find it. I couldn't find it and as a result how he shouted at me ah! In the end, it turns out that when he was sleeping, it fell on on the ground and in the morning when the auntie** was mopping the floor, it was mopped under the bed! After he came back he hugged that watch ah......fuck I had thought that the person who lost it was the illegitimate son he raised outside!"
*[Showing off]
*[Cleaning lady not real auntie]

Me: "......"

I was once 'invited' to stay at Lan Lan's house for a few days.

I can only say that there is still a big difference between rich people and us ordinary folk. Lan Lan lives alone, her parents have their own respective residences and would occasionally go over to give some fatherly and motherly love.

Lan Lan's residence had two part times who went over every other day to clean. They didn't have the key so on the day they came to clean, they would start shouting at exactly 6 o'clock for her to open the door: "Miss, come down to open the door oh! Miss, open the door!"

I would always jump up, startled by the noise and chaotically run downstairs to open the door.

In conclusion, while staying at Lan Lan's house, I wasn't able to have a good sleep.

When Lan Lan's father invited us to eat, it would always be in a private room and he would always be embracing a young lady. The first time I saw it, I was not calm!

Lan Lan was very calm, she said, "One gives money, one gives energy, it's very fair."

Later, Lan Lan told me that when she was innocent, she also minded it but ever since she knew that even her mom didn't care, what was the point of her minding. Compared to feeling contempt for the old man, she felt more sympathetic for that young girl. But she saw that those young girls were enjoying themselves so she couldn't help but believe that in this world, everything that exists always has a certain degree of rationality to it.

Lan Lan: "Even sores have a reason for existing."

So this weekend when Lan Lan invited me to go stay at her house for two days, I firmly rejected.

Lan Lan: "Sister, letting you come and enjoy feasts, skin pampering and my credit cards, you don't want all these??? All three are complete at a one stop service ah!"

I said: "Can they be converted into cash. You can just transfer it to me, recently I'm lacking money."

"......"

Lan Lan said, "Where's your man?"

Me: "These few days, lots of people have asked me, where is my man? Mm, currently I still don't have use for him."

Lan Lan gave a leery laugh, "As long as he can be used on the bed then it's fine."

Me: "Mm, these two days I've been letting him sleep on the floor."

"......"

The first time I met Lan Lan, she really give me the feeling that Hitler came back to earth, her whole body had a murderous energy so in the beginning, for a very long period of time, nobody dared to easily approach her. Actually, it's quite strange that Lan Lan became close with me. I'm considered to be a slow to warm up type whereas back then, Lan Lan was a cool girl. In theory, it's very hard for these two types of people to become good friends. Lan Lan later told me that our ill fated relationship started due to me. Gu Qing Xi was the last person to enter the dorm but the first to talk to her, plus I talked in a soft and gentle voice too! Also later on, I often saw her not eating so I would bring her a share when I went back to the dorms. At that time, I had always thought she didn't have enough money and only later did I learn that she was rich.

These lead to the next few years, when Dorm Leader wanted to organize dorm activities, she would always first tell me, "Qing Xi, let's go and eat a big feast tonight okay? Go and ask Lan Lan if she wants to go?"

I said, "Why don't you ask her yourself?"

Dorm Leader: "She considers whatever I ask as farts, you ask her, as long as you ask, she'll definitely go!"

Or, the Class Monitor will say, "Gu Qing Xi, tell Zhuang Lan Lan about something something......"

I said, "She's sitting right behind me, why don't you tell her yourself?"

Class Monitor: "......I'm too scared."

Me: "......"

Many times during class meetings, the teacher or the class cadres will be in the front talking, after they finished, they'll distribute some papers or notices or whatever and everyone had to go to the front to get them. Dorm Leader had long fallen asleep, Expert was listening to music and I couldn't be bothered moving so I patted Lan Lan's head saying, "Go get it."

Lan Lan stood up to go collect it and a girl sitting behind stretched forward saying, "Qing Xi, you even dare to order Zhuang Lan Lan about?!"

......Is Lan Lan very scary? I always thought that she was only not good at expressing herself. Of course when I said this to her, unexpectedly, she looked down on me,

Lan Lan: "What the hell ah, (meaning talk nonsense), I just can't be bothered acknowledging them is all!"

Lan Lan and Dorm Leader's relationship wasn't very good at the start. Should I say that their personalities don't match or that their horoscopes conflict? Dorm Leader is considered as the strong on the outside, weak on the inside type and using Lan Lan's words, "The noisiest one, she says 'fuck' frequently but when running away, she's definitely the fastest! It's like during a battle, when we're rushing forward, she'll definitely shout 'charge' while running in the opposite direction!"

Lan Lan was the opposite of Dorm Leader, as long as you don't touch on her bottom line, she'll endure you but as soon as you touch on it, she'll hit you straight up and not think of the consequences.

The first time I saw Lan Lan fight was during second year of university. Us few girls went out of school to eat and on the road, there were a few guys walking directly past us and when they saw us, they whistled. At the time, I was eating ice cream so one of the guys said, "does the ice cream taste good?" In a coquettish tone.

We walked on a few meters before realizing that we seemed to have been assailed with obscenities.

Lan Lan turned back, charged at the guy's back and fiercely kicked him! After that guy fell on the floor, she kicked many times again!

The guys around him haven't reacted but the guy who got kicked jumped up and started swearing. Lan Lan wanted to continue kicking but Dorm Leader had already grasped her, "Enough, enough!" The guys on the other side also pulled back that guy. They are all considered to have some rationality for not actually fighting!

In the end Lan Lan sneered, "I'll let you go this time but talk cheaply again and I'll maim you!"

Very strong.

Lan Lan and Class Monitor.

Class Monitor is......a gentle looking male with an active personality, quite tall and skinny.

He has interest towards Lan Lan but he is too shy to confess so he would often come tell me but I was the type where you say what you want and I'll think what I want......so after Class Monitor treated me enthusiastically for nearly half a year later, he finally ran with tears in his eyes into Dorm Leader's embrace. Dorm Leader told him straight up, "Fuck, it's better to like me than to like Lan Lan!"

Later, apparently Class Monitor went to find Expert. At the time, Expert was only interested in American country musicians, Japanese manga, Chinese erotic novels, Korean books on beauty etc. so Class Monitor once again returned without achieving anything!

I didn't really pay attention to what happened later. They probably didn't end up together because Lan Lan still continued to eat with me.

There were a few times where we meet Student Class Monitor "by chance'. He started smiling and waving at us from over fifty meters away. However, Lan Lan liked to walk with her head down so Class Monitor pretty much smiled until his face with still without getting much response. Sometimes, I couldn't resist and I would smiled at him.

After graduating, there was once when Class Monitor asked me with innuendo in his words on QQ: "How has Zhuang Lan Lan been recently? Is she good? Heh, she definitely has a boyfriend right?"

This time, I seriously said: "Actually, I you truly like her and want to be with her, why don't you go and confession clearly to her. Lan Lan is a straightforward person and doesn't like beating around the bush. I also won't go and tell her how deep your feelings are for her just because you say you may still miss her. I won't go find out about Lan Lan's feelings. If she has interest in you or if she doesn't have interest in you should be up to you to go and ask and grasp. There is only one thing I can tell you, Lan Lan is currently single." My words were quite harsh but feelings were really just something between two people. Even if lots of people are pulled in tothey act as the middle man, if the two people aren't right for each other then in the end they aren't right. It'll only end up causing awkwardness.

Assuming one has a lover, then I can only hope that love will find a way to come together.

These past few days, I keep thinking about Lan Lan's matter so I asked Wei Yu, "Do you men all like beating around the bush to talk about things?"

"Not necessarily." Wei Yu lewdly giggled, "I like to be straightforward."

I pushed away his bowed down head and said, "When you used to chase after me, weren't you also quite vague?"

Wei Yu glared, "Vague? My actions were so obvious, so filled with effort...... When we were classmates, every time I walked past you, didn't I always bump you? When we were put in different classes didn't I pass you notes every now and then? Where have I been vague? Say, say!" Wei Yu started to hold his chest, aggrieved. Seeing that I wasn't affected, he covered himself in the blankets and said, "I'll just go die!"

"......" I can only say, in this world, not one piece of leaf is the same.

A few days later, Lan Lan phoned me and started talking about Class Monitor. I asked what about him? She said, "Different places, different houses, even if there was sincerity, it's hard."

When Lan Lan said different houses, she was a bit uncomfortable, she said that with her dad here, there's no point in even thinking about these things! "I was clear about it a long time ago so I might as well not be in contact with these hopeless things from the start."

Chapter 11: There is a spirit called YY*

*[YY also means to fantasize]

I had experienced Xu Wei Yu's fantasizing spirit long ago but to tell the truth, compared to my university dorm mates, his was still somewhat 'inferior'.

1. YY men

During our time in the university dorms, our three main topics were: money, including robbing banks, fortunetelling and calculating the lottery with horoscopes; men, including reality and fantasy; time travelling, including the Jurassic Period and how to save the world in 2012.

The first recorded topic is, men.

In our dorm, topics about men were always started by the Dorm Leader.

She usually thought about it then lay on the bed with her arms and legs sprawled open before shouting, "Lan Lan, bring on a man!"

All kinds of vulgar.

Lan Lan would usually be playing games and without turning her head, "What kind of taste this time?"

Dorm Leader: "Delicate and pretty."

Lan Lan: "Okay! One delicate and pretty for bed no 4!"

This was still considered good. Many times when we walked in the streets, Dorm Leader would suddenly point at a profile in the front and say, "That one in front, that one in front, I want that one in the front!"

That was the most vulgar expression and tone I've ever seen.

Expert: "This one really is quite good."

Lan Lan: "Tch, then let Qing Xi go get him? We'll move after seeing him clearly. Dorm Leader, outside goods cost three times as much ah."

Dorm Leader: "Don't worry, sis has money!"

Me: "Why do I have to take the lead?"

Lan Lan: "Because your sense of presence is weak."

Me: "......"

Lan Lan: "Look ah, Expert doesn't go out without looking like a ghost, Dorm Leader is too vulgar and my murderous intent is too strong whereas, you don't have the potential of attacking, your looks are average and the atmosphere around you is calm. Even if you walk around him twice, he still might not notice you so don't worry, go!"

Me: "......"

Expert: "Do I knock him unconscious? And Ah Lan, you drag him back to the dorm?"

Dorm Leader: "Then I'll go on the bed to wait ha!"

Lan Lan: "Come back! Dorm Leader, that person is a bit too tall, I reckon we won't be able to drag him back. Let's talk it over, can you just settle it outside? No big deal, we can just halve the price."

Dorm Leader acted bashful, "Field operation? I'm too shy ah, I'm still a virgin."

Lan Lan: "Tch, okay big maiden, if it's like this then we can only let Qing Xi help pull a leg."

I......

Lan Lan: "Don't worry Qing Xi, I will give you higher wages."

It officially started, half real half YY. I only needed to go up and listen to what they were saying, it was best if I could hear what that guy was called, come back to report it and my mission would be considered finished.

However, as soon as the me who supposedly could walk twice around him and not be spotted walked over, with ten meters still between us, that person turned his head and saw me then stared at me.

When I calmly decided to walk around, he greeted me, "Hi, Gu Qing Xi, are you going to class?"

"No......I just finished class."

"Mhm, I'm going to class. When you're free, come and eat with me."

"......Sure."

That person walked off with his classmates, Dorm Leader and the others ran over to ask me, "Who is that person? Qing Xi you know him?"

"I don't know him."

Til today, I still don't remember who that person was.

2. YY time travel.

Dorm Leader: "In this era, if it's not fantasizing about time traveling to the palace then it's fantasizing about time traveling to a fort, it's too boring! I say that if I can choose, I'll definitely choose to time travel to the age of dinosaurs."

Lan Lan whose interest was waning immediately became interested, "This is good, I like it! When do we go, I'll go and prepare!"

Plastic surgery expert: "I'll bring some sunblock and it's best to bring an umbrella too. Oh, my tent, healthcare products, beauty products!"

Dorm Leader: "That side is filled with dinosaurs, real dinosaurs, who will look at your face ah."

Me: "Can I not go......Next week I have my level 6 exams."

Dorm Leader: "Is level six important or dinosaurs important!?"

They don't have a point of comparison though?

Finally, I still went time travelling.

Gobi Desert ah, goshawks ah, sand dunes ah, scorching sun ah, devastation everywhere ah.

Who chose this place ah?

Dorm Leader: "I chose it, of course we need to choose somewhere challenging! Should we choose a beautiful place to compose a song with the T-rex, 'only envy dinosaurs don't envy gods?' "

Lan Lan: "Boss, you're too vulgar."

Plastic Surgery Expert: "Enough enough, we're already here! There is a cave over there, I'll go and see if it can be turned into our den?" Expert gracefully went over, pulling a pink suitcase along.

I put my stuff down, I only carried a bag and inside was food and a level six test paper.

Me: "What do we do next?"

Dorm Leader looked around with a pair of binoculars, "Why are there no dinosaurs ah? There seems to be a steep cliff over there, I'll go and look, Qing Xi do you want to come too?"

"I'm so tired, I'll sit for a while, you guys go." I sat on a large rock in the shadows right away.

Dorm Leader: "You just came but you're tired already!? Fine, I'll go with Lan Lan, don't wander off ah. Wahahaha I'll definitely be the first person to see dinosaurs!"

Lan Lan gave me her luggage bag. Dorm Leader only carried along an army knife along with binoculars and a torch.

I sat there and looked around, it was still desolate.

Thus, I started doing the test paper......

N time later.

I saw Lan Lan rushing madly towards me, kicking up the dust behind her.

Lan Lan: "Qing Xi! There are handsome guys!"

I resisted the impulse to swear and broke off the YY.

"Dorm Leader, didn't we YY to the Gobi Desert because you only wanted to see dinosaurs and not handsome men?"

Dorm Leader lay on the bed and gracefully turned to her side, her bottom facing me.

"Aye, I thought about it and there can't not be any handsome men ah, even in the age of dinosaurs. Moreover, they've also come in a group to see the dinosaurs and meeting them is just 'ape shit'*".

*[The pinyin for 'ape shit' also sounds like 'fate']

Fine, there's not much difference between doing level six in the Gobi Desert or on the desk in the dorm anyway.

Returned to Gobi Desert, YY continues.

Lan Lan panted and pointed at the steep cliff, "Just then Dorm Leader and I ran over to the steep cliff and saw people being attacked by Pterosaurs! We were both very surprised, there are three reasons for being surprised: first, there are actually real dinosaurs! Second, there are actually people! Three, fuck, they're actually handsome guys! Ah Dorm immediately took out her torch and shone it on the dinosaurs, shine one die one! We saved the handsome guy group! It's currently like this. I ran over here first to tell you, what should we do next?

Me: "Wait, isn't that......just a torch?"

Lan Lan: "Dorm Leader said that it's a torch that can be converted into a laser gun, it's called arousing* torch for short......Qing Xi what's wrong? Are you okay!"

*[Laser= ji guang (激光). The ji (激) can also mean arousing/stimulating]

"I'm not sure why I suddenly feel a bit disgusted and nauseous?"

"Are you pregnant? What to do what to do? Young Master Xu is currently hundreds of millions of years away in Germany! How do we contact him?"

"......"

When we went back, Expert had already cleaned up the cave (it was originally dull inside). She had put up the tent and put a pink bed sheet as a mat beside the tent.

In the front was a small chair and on it was a lit candle. Expert was currently on the bed sheet doing yoga!

It suddenly felt like we were time travelling back to the present.

Sure enough, Dorm Leader was shocked and immediately came back, "Expert, must you be doing exercises right now! We are currently in the age of dinosaurs! Age of dinosaurs! Please put in a bit more professionalism OK?!"

Expert was painting her nails, "I have nothing to do, then what do you want me to do?"

Lan Lan: "Aiya boss, actually compared to Qing Xi doing level 6 in the Gobi Desert, Expert is much more dedicated."

Me: "......"

Dorm Leader was exasperated and finally clenched her teeth and said, "Okay, you all come back with me and continue to YY!" Dorm Leader pretended to have just come into the cave, "Sisters, listen carefully! Just then I have made friends with the handsome guy group on the steep cliff, in the future, we can talk about our heartfelt feelings with them! From today onward, when we all have free time, we can go look at the dinosaurs together and occasionally we can you chase I catch!"

In the next second, Dorm Leader had already YYed back into the Gobi Desert, in the setting sun, golden sand, one boy one girl, one dinosaur, in slow motion, Dorm Leader: "Ahahahaha, come chase me ah......Come chase me ah......Ahahaha......you can't catch me, you can't catch me."

Lan Lan couldn't watch it any longer: "Dorm Leader, there is a dragon who can spit fire behind you, be careful ah! Ah Dorm! Sigh, how did she just get scorched like that."

Dorm Leader: "......"

3. YY Bank

University dorm group.

During university, we had YYed about robbing a bank many times but a pig-like person always appeared so we never succeeded before.

This time Dorm Leader decided to try robbing again.

When we were dividing up roles, someone suggested to let Qing Xi keep guard this time.

Dorm Leader: "Is your brain broken! If we let Qing Xi keep guard, would you believe that her mind will go on a spiritual tour to the universe within five minutes!"

Plastic Surgery Expert: "How about letting Lan Lan do it?"

Dorm Leader: "Lan Lan! Ah Expert, has your brain broke after getting fixed again! Would you believe that when the police comes she'll definitely say I lead you guys to do it? Would you believe that after we get captured, she'll definitely say that she doesn't know us!?!"

Lan Lan: "Xiao Dorm ah, you can't say it like that. People all need to think about themselves ha ha! I will help plead your case in front of the judge."

Me: "Are we still robbing? If not then I'm going to sleep."

Dorm Leader: "Look! We haven't robbed yet but she's going to sleep!"

Me: "......"

Lan Lan: "How about this, Expert will keep guard, Dorm Leader and I will wear the silk stockings, Qing Xi will be a reinforcement, how does this sound?"

Dorm Leader: "......Okay then, we haven't tried this combination before, let's try it out!"

Official YY robbery.

Dorm Leader and Lan Lan put on the silk stockings.

Lan Lan looked in the mirror, "Is it too ugly?"

Dorm Leader: "It's not like you're going to match make! Be a little more professional OK?!"

Plastic Surgery Expert: "Enough, stop shouting, Qing Xi is nearly asleep."

Dorm Leader: "Fine fine fine, quickly quickly! Go to sleep after the robbery. Then Expert will get off the car in front of the bank, keep attention to your surroundings at all times and report back! Qing Xi will drive to that alley in the back to wait, after we assemble again, we'll drive out of the alley to the warehouse I had bought earlier! Is everyone clear? I don't believe that we can't succeed this time. Lan Lan, let's go!"

Me: "Dorm Leader, can I say something......"

Dorm Leader: "There's no time, Qi Xi be good, whatever you want to say, say it after we've succeeded!"

N time later, prison.

Me: "Dorm Leader, what I wanted to say to you was that I feel Expert......will call the police the second after you two go in......"

Plastic Surgery Expert sat outside the window, playing with her pretty nails. Her lips lightly turned upwards into an elegant smile, "I only didn't want you guys to go astray is all."

Dorm Leader and Lan Lan: "Fuck!"

Me: "I'm going back into the prison cell, so tired."

This time, it was the fastest we've gotten arrested in the history of YY robbery.

Later, after we graduated, Dorm leader went to work at a bank. As soon as she started, she said, "In working at a bank, there is nothing more painful than the money going through your hands that isn't even yours!"

However even thus, Dorm leader still carried a strange excitement to working in the bank. We only understood this a long time later.

One year after Dorm Leader started working, we YYed a bank robbery once more. Dorm Leader became the 'industrial insider' and gave valuable advice as well as becoming a planted agent.

However, that time it still failed because, in the middle, I went to sleep.

The day later I went to look through the chat history, Dorm Leader: "Where's Qing Xi? Fuck, where's our reinforcement person?!"

Expert: "She probably went to sleep, eh, let's all go wash up and sleep."

Lan Lan: "Sigh, tomorrow I have to get up early to go to work, sleep sleep."

Dorm Leader: "Oi, I'm still inside the treasury room ah ah ah! Oi oi!!"

"......"

4. Dorm group day to day ridicule section

Expert: "Sigh, recently lots of people around me are getting married, pressure ah! In our dorm, Qing Xi is the first to get married, give some pointers darling!"

Lan Lan: "Qing Xi always takes the lead. I feel the next one will be me. I no longer carry any hope for the other two."

Expert: "You? Heh, unless that person is a masochist. I reckon that Dorm Leader has possibility, when she's excited she'll......"

Lan Lan: "Dorm Leader's problem is that there's no point in her being excited ah, the guy isn't even excited ah."

Me: "But from what I heard, isn't it Dorm Leader who dumps them?"

Lan Lan: "Who did you hear it from?!"

Me: "Dorm Leader."

Lan Lan and Expert: "......Fuck!"

Dorm Leader: "Girls, I'm here la la la la! What are you all talking about......"

Dorm Leader: "Fuck!"

Expert: "Dorm Leader, why did you call everyone together today for? Forget about robbing the bank, you always end up in jail, aren't you sick of it?"

Dorm Leader flipped out when she heard this: "Who was the one pulled my leg causing the result of me repeatedly going to jail? Ah! Going to sleep halfway through the robbery, going to call the police at that instant, going to the toilet when the fight starts, suddenly wanting to put on makeup when we were being pursued, when we got caught, not saying the words we had prepared earlier but immediately saying that it was completely my idea, please let us go! Freaking hell, the reason why my plans which are so detailed and perfect fails every time is all because of you pig-like friends!"

Lan Lan: "Ah Dorm, you can't say it like that."

Dorm Leader: "Get lost! From today onward, I will roam about to the ends of the world alone, rob banks alone, succeed alone, have lots of men alone, wahahahahahaha!"

Lan Lan: "Lastly, go to jail alone."

Dorm Leader: "......"

5. Once

As long as Dorm Leader sees an advanced obscene joke online, she'll read it out to share with us. Usually it was when everyone else was quiet (ignorant, pondering deeply), me: "Pft!"

Dorm leader: "......It turns out that Qing Xi is the true lewd one?!"

Lan Lan: "......This is the legendary black horse."

Expert: "I've slept with her for so long but I didn't even realize!"

Me: "......"

Me: "Actually speaking from another perspective, this can also mean how much intelligence we have ah."

Expert blew on her just painted nails: "Boss, is she hinting that our intelligence is low?"

Dorm Leader: Young Xi never hints, she says things clearly. Because her tone is very gentle, it is easy to create a wrong impression."

Lan Lan: "It's already come to this, hit."

I sweated: "Dorm Leader, I want to say one last word."

Lan Lan: "Don't! Usually when Qing Xi says one last word, she has the ability to turn the tides around."

Dorm Leader: "What are you afraid of, I'm here. I'm someone with lots of principle! Speak!"

Me: "Eh, there's an exam on international economics the day after tomorrow, I've prepared all the resources."

Dorm Leader: "Hit what hit! Can Qing Xi be hit so easily? Expert stop painting your nails, Qing Xi doesn't like the smell of chemicals. And also you Lan Lan, always shouting hit shouting kill, do you think we're a mafia?!" Then she looked at me with a kind face, "Qing Xi ah, I heard that recently Young Master Xu is going to fly over to see you, our Qing Xi has so much charm, look at that small face, look at those big watery eyes, look at those dark red little lips......"

Expert: "Boss, to be honest, I've seen lecherous people but I've never seen someone as lecherous as you. I'm going to phone Young Master Xu to tell him that you're assailing his wife with obscenities."

These days are quickly being forgotten, since I still remember, I'll write it down. Although ordinary, these are very valuable.

In life you'll always end up bumping into a group of people who will make you want to go back to the past.

hapter 12: Premarital day to day life of two blissful idiots.

A rich and varied day.

In the wee hours of the morning, Xu Wei Yu called, just to remind me that tomorrow is Tomb Sweeping day for the hundred million deceased.

In the morning, I slept until 6 when Auntie called to say she had found a mysterious beauty medication and asked me if it was scientific.

When I finally managed to convince her to not try doing things through the side door and hanged up, wanting to catch up on sleep, her excellency, my Mother broke in and said, I heard you were awake, hurry, get up, change clothes and eat.

I ate breakfast drowsily, wanting to go back to sleep.

Xiao Di said that the weather was really good and wanted to go play soccer. He also said that he was unfamiliar with the places and people around here and wanted me to accompany him. Thus, I took him to a high school close to our house and watched as he became close to the people on the field in just three minutes. I wanted to sleep...As I was about to doze off, Xiao Di ran over and said, Sis, they want to ask how old you are.

I...was wearing a jumper and jeans and my hair was disheveled, is this considered old or not old?

Finally, I told Xiao Di that I was going to go first and just as I was walking out of the school, I nearly collided with a stunt motorcycling youth and was scared awake.

When I got home, my cousin who I haven't contacted for quite a while phoned to find me, he had met some relationship problems. I waited for him for half an hour, listened to him talk for two hours......Lunchtime came, he said, "My dad is currently tomb sweeping, I have to go home." He looked at the time, "Oh no, I chatted with you for so long, I'll definitely get a scolding from my dad when I get home!"

I......ate lunch, after lunch, my mother walked into the room with me and waited until after I finished brushing my teeth before laughing, "Daughter, it's been a long time since we chatted about intimate stuff, let's chat for a while?"

And so I chatted with mother......So, so sleepy. Finally mother said, "It's better to give birth to a daughter" and left satisfied. As soon as I fell on the bed, Xu Wei Yu called asking, "Do you miss me?" Me: "I miss my bed."

I don't know why I've been feeling depressed these past two days. So that day at noon when I went out and saw a police car follow behind me the whole time, I drove to the side to let him go in front but he continued to follow. I couldn't help but frown, the feeling of having a police car follow you isn't good. I don't know why but I very naturally stretched my hand out and pulled the middle finger.

Then, then that car really stopped following, it sped to the front and blocked mine!

After I realized, I was extremely regretful, I should have given a thumbs up, seriously.

The person in the police car stepped out, I also got out of the car and waited for the grievous news. However the other person cheerfully said, "Gu Qing Xi, is it really you ah?!"

That person was tall and strong but I really didn't recognize him.

He said, "I was in Xu Wei Yu's class ah!"

......I didn't recognize him but I had a bad premonition about it.

He said, "I just saw you come out of the bank and felt that you looked familiar so I wanted to get closer to look. At the start I wasn't sure but in the middle when you raised your middle finger at me, I thought it was definitely someone I knew, or else who would dare to raise their middle finger at us policemen, haha! Right! I heard you're going to get married to comrade Xu Wei Yu soon ah, congratulations, congratulations!"

......

Sure enough, that night I received a call from Xu Wei Yu, he laughed very merrily and said, "I heard you raised your middle finger at the police, hahahaha! You're strong, to that dear friend, even I wouldn't dare raise my middle finger at him! Hahahaha! I love you too much!"

One day, Xiao Di sent a picture to me and asked me, "Sis, is this wedding dress pretty?"

I said, "Quite pretty ah."

Xiao Di immediately said, "Then I'll gift it to you!"

I was unconvinced, "Do you have the money?"

Xiao Di said, "Of course, I've saved up for many years now! Sis, let me give it to you, your wedding dress should be given to you by the one who loves you the most!"

Xu Wei Yu stood behind me and coldly said, "Let him go die."

In the evening, Xu Wei Yu accompanied me to get my hair cut. Actually, I didn't have the time to get it cut before and it was too long. During the wedding, I needed to get my hair done and it would be quite difficult if it was too long so I set an appointment to get it cut shorter.

The hairstylist asked me, "How do you want it?" I haven't answered yet when Xu Wei Yu who had been playing games the whole time walked in, raised his head and said, "Cut it shorter, but not too short."

The hairstylist looked at me then looked at Xu Wei Yu and said, "Then does Miss Gu require any other treatments? Dye hair or hair curling? Dark brown curls are quite popular this year."

Wei Yu said, "No need. It only needs to be cut shorter."

"Then......"

Wei Yu said, "Then hurry." After he finished talking, he sat to the side to continue playing on his phone.

"......"

I resisted laughed. As expected, outside he was turning more and more......cold and haughty.

Later when that hairstylist was cutting my hair, he secretly said to me, "Miss Gu, your boyfriend really likes to show off ah."

I wanted to explain, Xu Wei Yu didn't like to speak nonsense outside. However I haven't even spoken when that hair stylist said, "However he's a lot better than your little brother."

I thought back to last time when I brought Xiao Di in for a hair cut, as soon as he walked in, he said, "Call out the best hairstylist!" When he was having his hair washed, he said, "I only use xx shampoo." Before the haircut, he said, "I want xxx (an overseas male star)'s hairstyle!" At the time I told the hairstylist straight up, "Give him a crewcut."

"......"

That holiday, Xiao Di stayed at home for two weeks before going out. I always feel that guys should keep their hair clean and tidy to look good.

Xiao Di would phone me at least once a week to talk about the things happening over there and also complain while he was at it. In the past he complained about how it rained the whole day, how there were no pretty girls (it was an all male school), the canteen food was bad, but now, his main complaint is......Xu Wei Yu.

"Sis, why do you always let Xu Wei Yu use your computer? He finds out about everything I say to you!"

"Actually it's me using his computer."

"......Then I'll buy one for you!"

"I have one."

"......You're biased!"

"......"

Half an hour after this phone call, Xu Wei Yu received an anonymous email.

"Warning you to not let my sis use your computer again!"

Xu Wei Yu shook his head and said, "This Young Master is really stupid."

"......"

An accident occurred when I was driving home after work today, I had nearly collided with an Audi going in the other direction that turned lanes.

The person came out of the car, it was a big guy who was dressed like a ruffian.

I had a little headache, just then there shouldn't have been a collision, I didn't hear a sound but even if we really collided, it wasn't my fault but I truly didn't like to talk theories with others, if we started arguing then I'd feel helpless.

The man knocked on my window, looking serious. People who drive those kinds of cars all have a little temper, no matter who is right and who is wrong. I rolled down the window and the man immediately nodded and said, "Sorry ah, I drove on the wrong lane and impatiently turned without looking at the back. Luckily we didn't collide. Apologies, apologies!"

"......Eh, it's fine. Then drive your car back and after I drive away, you can turn again."

"Ok!" The young fellow walked off but he came back again. "Right, do you know how to get to xx garden? I'm not from here so I don't recognize the way."

I thought inside, "What a coincidence, that xx garden is right next to the neighborhood I live in. I said, "Do you want to go there?"

"Yes yes."

I didn't really want to care too much about other people's business but I still said, "How about you drive behind me? I'm passing by there."

He was very grateful and thanked me many times then ran off to quickly turn his car.

Later, that intrepid while Audi followed behind me at a speed of 60 km/hr, I don't care about speed, safety comes first.

When we arrived at the place, he came down again to thank me.

He grinned, "I'm really thankful to you, I wouldn't have known how to find this place otherwise."

"I'm passing by is all."

I thought inside, you really can't judge by appearances, just because someone dresses like a ruffian doesn't mean that they're not good inside.

However, when I was starting the car, he picked up a phone call, "Fuck you ah, do you think I have lots of time ah! I'm here already, hurry and come out to receive me!"

"......"

I went to buy a car with Xu Wei Yu and Xu Wei Yu's mom- my future mother in law.

Xu Wei Yu's mother was a teacher, she was very kind and gentle. The first time I met her, she called me daughter, making me be at a loss. Wei Yu joyfully said, "When my mom only saw your picture and not your actual person, she started calling you daughter. She likes you more than me!"

Xu Wei Yu's mother laughed and said to her son, "Did you just realize that."

Later, I was on very good terms with my mother in law. My mother said that I should get along with my mother in law but not too intimately. I think that actually, even if you want to get intimate with me, it's hard to do so. I feel that there's no need to specially go and get close, being sincere is fine enough.

Speaking back to buying a car, Mother in law asked me which brand is better, I replied, "Regarding fuel consumption and safety, I think German cars are better."

Mother in law smiled, "German ones ah, then let's ask Xu Wei Yu?"

I......Mother in law, I really think German cars are better, there's no other implications.

Wei Yu came over and hugged me, "Mom, Qing Xi always sides with me."

"......"

Mother in law said seriously, "Qing Xi ah, you shouldn't always take his side, this brat's ego inflates easily. If he bullies you in the future, you have to tell me, I'll help you take care of him!" I really heard a hundred percent enthusiasm in these words.

That day, after purchasing the car, we sent mother in law back and also ate there while we were at it.

Xu Wei Yu's father is a very open and enlightened person. During lunch, Wei Yu leaned over and told me that he wanted to eat beef. I got some beef for him. Later, he said that he wanted to drink the soup. As I stood up, Wei Yu's father frowned, "Qing Xi, let him get it himself!" Then he said, "In the future if he orders you about, tell me, I'll help you scold him! This brat thinks too much of himself, it's downright outrageous if he doesn't get scolded!"

"......"

In the evening when we went back, Wei Yu sat in the front passenger seat laughing with his head lowered. Finally, he couldn't resist anymore and rubbed my hair, "You're really likable!"

I said, weren't you being intentional?

He laughed joyfully, "My mom and dad are all standing on your side, I want some comfort."

I said, "I'll give it to you when when we get home."

He froze then looked out the window with his ears red and said to the scenery, "Is it for real?"

I said, "Mm, when we get back I'll help you get the bath water ready."

"......"

One night, I stayed over at my parent's house. Before sleeping, I ate some late night snacks and later when I lay on the bed, Xu Wei Yu rubbed my tummy saying, "There's a little belly bulge now."

I said, "Even if a model ate an apple, there will still be a bulge." Moreover I ate a big bowl of dumplings.

Wei Yu smiled and said, "I don't have any, come feel it. Master's figure is skinny."

I felt it......He was right.

Xu Wei Yu said, "Next to it you can even feel the bones."

I felt over there, Wei Yu made an "Mm" sound and said, "Then move downwards."

"......"

I rose and patted his head saying, "Do it yourself."

Wei Yu saw me get off the bed and walked to the door before realizing, he jumped up and shouted, "Where are you going? Get back here!"

I said to go watch television and digest the food.

Wei Yu was bitter, "Then what about me ah? I'm on fire!"

I said, "Extinguish it yourself!"

"It can't be extinguished."

As soon as I opened the door, he jumped over and closed it. He leaned on me and said, "You don't have a conscience! Is there any anyone who makes others suffer like you do?"

He was also to blame, "It was you yourself that what...started suffering right?"

"Anyway you have to take responsibility!"

At this time, my mom shouted outside the door, "What's wrong you two, what are you making a ruckus of and not sleeping?

I was just about to talk when Xu Wei Yu pressed on my lips, he said, "Nothing, mom, just then Qing Xi got a cramp in her foot, I'm helping her massage it. Mom you should rest early."

My mom made an "Oh" sound and left.

I was depressed.

When he released his hand, I said, "You actually lied."

Wei Yu laughed treacherously, "Or else should I tell your mom we were doing it?"

"......"

Later, I was in the room flipping through a book. He was smothering in the blankets, "You're cruel!!"

These past few days, I've been staying at my own home. Today Wei Yu came to pick me up to go eat. Finally we had time alone, Wei Yu said, "Finally can feel the thighs and pinch the little face and cuddle."

I always felt he was a bit vulgar ah.

Then, after he started driving, he reached his hand out to pull my hand......to his face, "Okay, touch now."

When I think about it, there is a faint sense of violation......

On the road, we passed by a roast duck shop, thus, we got off the car to buy some duck feet for a late night snack.

I was driving the car so Wei Yu got off the car first and walked into the shop. After I parked the car and went in, I heard that boss say, "Sir what would would you like?" Two seconds later, "Little girl what about you?"

I......Lowered my head and saw that I was wearing overalls, I raised my head and saw Young Master Xu in a casual suit (he had just got off work) and became quiet.

At this time, Xu Wei Yu laughed and said to me, "Little girl, what do you want to eat? Brother will buy it for you."

"......"

Afterwards, for a long time, his pet phrase was: "Come, let brother kiss." "Come, give brother a hug." "Brother also want......(isn't full yet, want more rice)" etc. Shameless to death. Later, that pet phrase stopped. It was because once during lunch, I asked my cousin, "Brother do you want more rice?"

My friends are all a little 'in awe' towards Xu Wei Yu. For instance if there were people asking them about Gu Qing Xi's boyfriend's whatever whatever, they'll pretty much only say, "Him ah? I don't dare to say." "Qing Xi's boyfriend ah, sigh, I'm also not clear ah, that person is very mysterious." "Xu Wei Yu? I'm really not familiar with him ah."

The cause of this was because I was once at odds with Wei Yu. The reason was very small, it was just a disagreement between lovers. When there are disagreements, I don't like to argue too much over it. If we can't speak it over at one time, then I'll choose to leave to think it over and also allow the opposition to think through it. After we thought it through, we can come together to talk about it again. Okay, during this period of time, we did our own things.

So during that time when friends asked, "Where's your Young Master Xu?"

I would say, "Don't mention him to me during this period, we're in a 'cold war'.

This was the first time my friends met this situation between me and Xu Wei Yu so after their excitement, they 'shared a bitter hatred of the enemy' with me and held back any possibility of him finding me (at the time I hadn't lived together with Wei Yu yet).

So when I was eating with friends and Wei Yu called, they would 'help' say, "Who are you?" "I don't know you!" "Gu Qing Xi is currently talking about things with so and so guy, what's your name? If you have anything to say, tell me, I'll help you convey it."

Apparently Xu Wei Yu said one line, it was more or less, "Don't let me find out who you guys are or else I will let your wishes come true one by one!"

Later one of the victims felt wronged and said to Xu Wei Yu, "Actually Qing Xi is the chief instigator ah......"

Xu Wei Yu made a "Hmph" sound, "Can internal affairs be the same as foreign affairs?"

'm on a roll this week! (I think).

Chapter 13: Thank the heavens for letting me have a lifetime of fate with this boy.

Xiao Di's courage was small. As a kid, he was too scared to sleep alone in a room and would definitely run over and squeeze into my bed. Thus, mother bought a bunk bed and put it in my room.

However, even though we were in the same room, he was still scared. When he sleeping on the bottom bunk, he said, "Sis, do you think there would be something under bed ah?" So I swapped places with him. As a result, when he slept on the top bunk, he said, "Sis, I feel like there's something on the ceiling ah?"

At night when we took him out, he would only dare to walk after holding your hand and you had to talk to him the entire way too.

"Sister, sing a song."

"Sing what?"

"I'll teach you!" And then he started to sing, "Two little dolls, phoning each other, hello hello hello, where are you? Ai ai ai, I'm at kindergarten."

After he taught me, I sang it to him.

This was Xiao Di's first year in kindergarten.

During our childhood, I went down to the countryside with Xiao Di. In the summer evening, we sat on the corridor of the second floor to enjoy the cool. Xiao Di asked me, "Sis, what is that?"

"Red clouds ah."*
*[Red clouds at sunset]

"Then what about that long white strip?"

"It's probably left from a plane that flew past."

"Sis, the sky turned black ah, do you know where the Big Dipper the teacher was talking about is?"

I chose the brightest star that was a bit to the North and pointed at it. He said, "Oh, Big Dipper Big Dipper!"

At that time, he was only five or six and I was only thirteen. He didn't understand anything and I only half understood but yet we were always happy.

When he was still small, Xiao Di went to a friend's hose to play. However, he was chased home crying by his friend's dog.

The second day, he waited outside our house. When that dog passed by or hose, he chased it shouting loudly to demonstrate his strength.

He said, "On his territory, he shouted at me, on my territory, he doesn't dare shout, hmph hmph!"

Say, what's the point in haggling with a dog and the main point is, he was using the same technique the dog used to haggle back with.

When this child was ten or so, boys the same age were interested in cartoons and games but at this small age, he was interested in fishing. Whenever he came back to China, he would go fishing with the uncle next door. Once I was reading on the balcony and I could hear him running up the stairs, "Sis, I caught a fish!" He ran towards me whilst his nose bled......I asked why is your nose bleeding?

He wiped it and stupidly smiled, "Too excited."

The first time this delicate and pretty boy had a nosebleed wasn't because he saw a beautiful girl but because he had caught a fish the size of a thumb......

Xiao Di was born in the year of the dog. In my mind, although he is a bit naughty, he is mainly kind and obedient, like a loyal dog. However, people around us, including my parents, relatives his own classmates and my friends, even the people we've only met a few times, all say that Xiao Di is arrogant and runs wild.

I didn't understand, "Perhaps it's a sister looking at a little brother so it's different?"

Xu Wei Yu laughed, "Towards you, your little bro is like a Pekingese but to outsiders, he's definitely a wolfhound! He'll bite whoever he doesn't see eye to eye with. When you use that online phrase, 'whoever he stares becomes pregnant' on your little brother, it becomes 'whoever he bites gets rabies'。"

"......"

I remember last year when he came back for Chinese New Year, I took him to my high school classmate reunion (in the first few days he was back, he followed me to everything). My friend asked him, "Little brother, is the food overseas expensive?"

He replied: "Guess."

My friend: "Not expensive?"

He replied: "You guessed wrong."

......

In my circle of friends, Xiao Di's popularity was always very high.

Xiao Di had quite a lot of bad habits, for instance before he took a shower, he would always swing his underwear over his shoulder and say, "I'm off to take a shower la!"

I found it funny every time I saw it, "If you're going to take a shower then go take a shower, why do you have to swing your underwear over your shoulder?"

He said, "This is nothing, I have a friend, a Spaniard, and he always enters the bathroom with his knickers on his head. After he's finished, he comes out wearing them on the bottom!"

This...what are these people?

Once, I took Xiao Di on a bus. While we were waiting for it, someone beside us took a picture of me. I was surprised and a bit scared because first, I wasn't a beautiful girl, second, I definitely wasn't someone different and original! Why would someone take my picture?

Xiao Di reacted first, he rushed over, pointed at the guy and said, "Oi, what are you doing? Taking photos of my sis? Delete the picture!"

It was a young man wearing a suit and leather shoes, he looked pretty upright but his tone wasn't friendly, "Who took pictures of your sis! I'm taking pictures of the scenery, what's wrong with that?"

Xiao Di was an easily irritable child, he automatically howled out English and he howled for a while before realizing that the other person didn't understand! He immediately changed to Chinese and said, "I saw that you take a picture of my sister! Delete that picture! Or else I'll call my uncle over, my uncle is the director of the city's police bureau!

Why do these words sound so similar to my dad is Li Gang* ah?

*[After a hit and run accident, the drunk driver, Li Qi Ming shouts "Go ahead, sue me if you dare. My dad is Li Gang!" as his father was the Deputy Director of Baoding's Public Security Bureau. This is a popular online phrase used for avoiding responsibility.]

"It's deleted, it's deleted! Enough already!"

Xiao Di watched that person delete the picture but his temper didn't diminish and he shouted English the entire time, it was roughly: "At least you're sensible, or else I'd smash your phone."

In comparison, my temper is really good.

Later on the bus, I remembered and asked him, "Who's your uncle?"

Xiao Di: "I randomly made it up la, just scaring him!"

"......"

At the start of 2008, I got into a traffic accident. At the time, my parents both weren't at my side and by the time I was rushed to hospital, I had already lost consciousness. Afterwards, I stayed in the hospital for nearly half a year. On the day of the accident, as soon as my mother heard the news, she rushed over. Over the period of time, my friends and relatives came to visit, one after the other. Because my leg was seriously hurt, my mood was always quite low and I was indifferent to the people who came.

At the time, Xiao Di also flew back, he said, "Sis, if you really become a limp, then I'll push you around in a wheelchair, I'll push you for a lifetime!"

My eyes turned red, I was very touched and grateful because of this little brother that was much younger than me.

In the second half of 2008, I was discharged from the hospital. On the day I was discharged, my mother accidentally said something, she said, "When you were just hospitalized, your little brother would hide at home and cry every day."

I looked at the fifteen year old teenage in front of us who was hopping around and wouldn't walk properly and I thanked the heavens inside my heart, I thanked the heavens for letting me have a lifetime of fate with this boy.

One day, I received an overseas call from this child, he said, "Sis, I dreamed of you. I dreamed that you were helping me air the blankets in the sun and then I had a good sleep."

Chapter 14: Summer of the Second Year.

It was once again summer. At the start of July, I went to pick up Xiao Di (it was pretty much our holiday trip for this year.)

We hadn't met for half a year, the big boy had already dyed his hair brown and his hair was naturally curly, combined with sunglasses, he looked very gaudy.

He took me to visit many places, Xu Wei Yu followed behind and spent most of the time playing on his phone.

Xiao Di looked back a few times then said to me, "Sis, is that person here to sight see or to play games? Balabala! (He doesn't know how to appreciate the magnificent view and such)."

Wei Yu heard him and without raising his head, "This scenery, Master, I, have seen too much of." He sang this out to the tune of a song.

Xiao Di: "Then why did you come? You might as well not have come altogether!"

Wei Yu cast a look at me, "I came to see your sis ah."

"......"

Xiao Di rubbed his arms in disgust "You are really able to say everything out ah! So cold! Sigh, I've already grown goosebumps!"

Xu Wei Yu was still very calm: "It's not me who's getting goosebumps. Right, I saw on your 'must die*' (Facebook) that you have a girlfriend? Saying this out, aren't you afraid your sis is against you dating so early?"
*[He said 非死不可 fe si bu ke which translates to 'must die' but sounds like Facebook.]

"......"

"It's a female gender friend! Female gender friend! Did you not see that 'gender'?"

"Oh, so there is a 'gender' ah..."

Me: "......"

This was the first day.

Later it became even worse, there's not one day where they don't fight.

The first day at home.

I spent the entire day at home with Xiao Di and listening to him chatter away for the whole day, I couldn't help but feel a bit touched.

Finally, Xiao Di said, "Sis, my hairstyle is already very refreshing, don't get me to go get a crew cut okay?"

I say okay.

Xiao Di was dumbstruck, "It was this easy? Then why did I talk so much just now ah why did I? My mouth is dry!"

The touched feeling I had before dispersed into nothing.

In the evening, Xiao Di chatted with me and asked where we were going for dinner?

I said, "Tonight Xu Wei Yu said that he'll treat us."

Xiao Di became insipid as soon as he heard, "Why is he treating?!"

Xu Wei Yu arrived at that moment and smiling, said, "Since you're so enthusiastic, then you treat?"

I saw that they were about to fight again and quickly said, "I'll treat."

That night, I drove the three of us out.

On the car, Xiao Di said, "My sis is driving the car, my sis is treating us to dinner, Xu Wei Yu, aren't you ashamed?"

Xu Wei Yu: "Why would I be ashamed? I belong to your sis."

"......"

They fought the entire way there.

After Xiao Di came back, he was restless at home and from time to time, he would shout to go watch a movie, play sport, go swimming.

One day, my mom said, "Xiao Di's personality is really different from his sister's. When I call his sister out, she is rarely happy, she only likes to stay at home."

Wei Yu nodded, "Qing Xi is rather gentle and quiet."

"She is ah, she's polar opposites to her little brother." And then, my mom started to give examples, "If the remote control fell on the floor, Xiao Di would pick it up and put it on the coffee table and he'd put it there properly whereas Qing Xi would only look at it but not pick it up. She would say to me, 'Mom, if you're going to watch the TV, the remote control is here', and point at it."

I......

Wei Yu resisted laughing, "Qing Xi......Is rather careless."

Actually, I only think that if it keeps falling, it might as well be left on the floor. It'll also redce the possibility of it breaking. Of course there aren't very many people who share this point of view......

At night, I watched television on the sofa with Xu Wei Yu and Xiao Di.

Xiao Di: "Sis, you have bad hair loss ah." He said it while pinching a few strands of hair on the sofa.

I subconciously replied, "On what basis are you saying that it's me?"

Xu Wei Ru suddenly laughed, "Qing Xi, you actually also have some stupid moments. You can tell from the length of the hair that it can only be yours."

Eh, okay then. However when did these two gang up together?

As a result, before I even said anything, Xiao Di already burst, "Why are you calling my sis stupid? You're stupid. Your whole......You're the most stupid!"

Wei Yu made a "pft" sound and said, "Fine, I'm stupid, you're black* alright. Come, Little Black, get Master White a bottle of juice."

*{Wei Yu called Qing Xi 小白 which literally means little white but can also mean stupid or foolish.]

"......"

I had good foresight and dispersed from the fighting into the study room and opened the computer.

Not too long after, Xu Wei Yu entered looking pleased, he raised his arm and said, "If that little wolf can't win, he'll bite. He really has no class."

I asked, where's Xiao Di?

Wei Yu replied, "Locked outside the house. I told him to send me a text if anything happens."

"......"

It was extremely hot this summer and I suffered from a heatstroke. The next day, I went to gua sha* with Xiao Di. Afterwards, Xiao Di came out and looked at the red marks all over his body through the mirror, he had a conflicted expression and finally he said, "In the future, how is am I going to wear a singlet out to meet people ah."
*[Gua sha- Scraping the patient's neck, chest and or back as a popular treatment for sunstroke.]

"......"

That night, Wei Yu looked at my back and leisurely said, "As expected, no matter how you change, I'll still be able to accept it."

I thought inside, this can still be changed back but you've already started to mind, what will happen if I really become disfigured in the future?

When I was just about to ask, he gave a long sigh and and said quite sorrowfully, "It looks like I can't be saved in this lifetime, hehe."

Due to his "hehe", I didn't know whether I was angry or amused anymore.

I heard Xiao Di on the phone with his friend, he chattered with a mixture of Chinese and English and the phrase, "You are so two!" would occasionally appear. At the start, I didn't understand but later when he said it twice in a row, I reacted and became speechless. After he came home, he learnt the current most popular phrase on the internet, "You are so two!*" and he even translated it into English to use. Later, he pretty much became addicted to it and apart from me, he'll use it on anyone when he got the chance to. When Xu Wei Yu came over, he also wasn't an exception. Xiao Di opened the door and said, "Hi, you are so two."
*[You are so two means you are so stupid.]

Xu Wei Yu gave him a glance and calmly replied, "You too."

I can only say......Ginger is hotter when it's old.*
*[Veterans are more able].

At night, Xiao Di opened three computers. When I walked into the study room and saw him, I gaped for a while, I said what are you doing opening three computers? Wasting energy.

Xiao Di said, "I'm playing games on the desktop compter. I'm watching movies on my little a. Mom said that that old laptop was too slow so I'm helping her reinstall."

Wei Yu came in and saw this scene, "What? This little devil changed careers to a hacker ah?"

Xiao Di: "None of your business!"

Xu Wei Yu laughed, "Who wants to see your business ah, I'm only mocking you."

"......"

Very long ago, when I was chatting with my friend, we got to the topic of star signs.

Girl: "Xiao Di is a Virgo right? Very hard to engage?"

Me: "He's an Aries."

Girl: "Eh."

Me: "If it's like this, my boyfriend seems to be a Gemini and I'm a Scorpio......It seems to be not so harmonious."

Girl: "How is it not harmonious? Is it......not harmonious on the bed?"

Me: "I was bored so I just Baidued* it, it's too funny. Extract: 'Your (Scorpio and Gemini) sexual relationship is very affected by outside factors. If everyone is in a good mood then of course it is pleasant. But once you fight, your characters will often start to do deals and haggle, sometimes if it isn't handled well, there is a possibility that Scorpio will become violent and wallow in anesthesia like alcohol, cigarettes and such.' Thus......if our sexual life isn't hamonious, I might indulge in excessive drinking and smoking plus family violence?"
*[Baidu is the Chinese version of Google.]

Girl: "Haha. I feel sympathetic towards Young Master Xu......hahahahaha."

I sweated, "Smoking and excessive drinking plus family violence......I already have the feeling that I'm a big gangster sister providing for a little pretty boy."

Girl: "This is good, Big gangster sis VS little pretty boy, later write this type of story!"

I became quiet for a long time.

Then I accidentally saw that the most compatible star sign for Gemini was......Aries.

After I finished reading it, I collapsed laughing, "This is even funnier! 'Aries (Xiao Di) and Gemini (Young Master Xu) is a very ideal couple. You who is the wind type, and an Aries who is the fire type, are both positive star signs, and your positions are very good; your personalities and actions are also very close and it is easy for you two to share and attract each other. Aries seeks new things and changes, they don't rigidly adhere to trifles and they don't have principles that make them defend to the death which is quite similar to Gemini's tastes. However, Gemini's thinking abilities are excessively fast, making Aries working hard to chase up behind which may easily make him turn into a volcano.' "

Girl: "Pfft......So to speak, they should pair up?"

Me: "'Aries and Gemini will fall immediately into deep love madly and without restraint. They won't consider the future at all and can't be bothered wasting time to guess whether the ending of this love will be happy or leave one heartbroken.' It turns out they're a pair whereas I'm a big gangster sister......I'll probably be extinguished in the end.

Girl: "Too happy, I can't anymore ah! They are S&M! And you try to stop this! Big gangster sister can't get him so she uses family violence!"

Me: "......"

The girl already became very happy YYing* about it.
*[YY= fantasizing]

Me: "I think that I should help them and I'll snatch territory and build up my career instead."

The girl burst out laughing.

Later, when Xu Wei Yu saw this part, he asked, "Is your boyfriend a Gemini?"

I was suspicious, "Aren't you a Gemini?"

Wei Yu took a deep breath and said it out one word at a time, "I, am, a, Virgo!"

"......"

Okay then, it turns out that so and so being a very ideal pair as expected, can only be YYed.

In the middle of the night, Xiao Di knocked on my door then opened it slightly and put his head in and asked me in a soft voice, "Sis, I'm going out, do you want me to bring anything for you?"

I asked vaguely, "What things?"

"Food."

"......What time is it now?"

"Midnight."

"......No need." I turned my head and continued sleeping.

Xu Wei Yu who was beside me also woke up and unhappily asked, "Is this brat being intentional or is he sleepwalking ah?"

After around two minutes, a hand moved on to my waist......I opened my eyes and pulled that hand away, "What are you doing?"

Xu Wei Yu was in the blankets laughing, "Sleepwalking." Then in a serious tone, "Qing Xi, when a person is sleepwalking, you can't disrupt them!"

"......"

Xu Wei Yu went down south and my mother went back to her hometown.

At dinner, Xiao Di and I sat in front of the dining table.

Xiao Di: "Sis, Jiang Su and Zhe Jiang probably doesn't have anyone living worse off than us right?"

Me: "Mm?"

Xiao Di was pretty sad, "In the morning we had plain porridge and pickled vegetables, for lunch it was plain porridge and tofu, at night it's plain porridge and soy sauce......"

I am also sad ah.

It's inconvenient without a car plus the weather was bad and I couldn't be bothered going out. Thus it became the scene in front of us right now.

If we had to leave someone at home, we have to leave someone who knows how to cook or else the people left behind will be very miserable.

The next day, Xiao Di and I both couldn't stand plain porridge and noodles any longer so we went out to eat and went grocery shopping along the way.

When we were waiting for the bus, I was dying from the heat but the bus didn't come and we only saw private cars whizz by us.

Xiao Di: "Sis, how about you go out and lift up your leg?"

Me: "......"

Xiao Di: "In England this is very useful."

Me: "This is China." If I raised up a leg, it'll probably only attract a group of spectators.

At night, Xiao Di was playing on the computer. Suddenly, he ran over and said, "Sis, there's been some turmoil happening in England!"

I said an "Oh". Seeing him being pretty happy, I said, "What's with your attitude?"

Xiao Di walked back while rubbing his hands, laughing very reservedly, "I don't know if our school will prolong our summer break, heh heh, heh heh......"

I called him back and said, "Just then there was a sister who saw this news and came to ask me if you've returned to school yet. She cares a lot about you."

As soon as Xiao Di heard there was a pretty girl asking about him, he immediately said, "Really ah? Who?"

"That sister even dreamed about you last night."

Xiao Di became bashful, "Is it true ah?"

I said it's true ah, "However you're too young so she won't be attracted to you."

Xiao Di walked bashfully back to the study, "Yet they still dreamed about me......"

One day, I suddenly remembered and asked Xiao Di about his results this year, he replied: Results and stuff are all floating clouds, what's important is participation!

"......"

There was still half a month until Xiao Di's school started but my father hurried him back so he returned a few days earlier.

A quarter of an hour before Xiao Di went to the airport, he was still in front of the computer playing fighting games. The scene at the time: Wearing headphones with his legs crossed and shouting, "Are you stupid? Fire! No time!" He was speaking in English.

"......"

Xu Wei Yu shook his head and said, "There really is talent in every generation ah."

Afterwards, airport.

Before Xiao Di checked in, he faced us with a solemn and tragic expression, "I'm going! When I come back half a year later, I'll still be a true man!"

How much does this child not want to go back to school ah.

Chapter 15: Premarital day to day life where he is very handsome and also very 'low'.

Xu Wei Yu's occupation is generally speaking, a soldier. However, it's the research type.

After my little brother returned to school, all of a sudden my life became quiet (my mom went along too).

In the afternoon, Wei Yu phoned to ask, "What are you doing?"

I said, "Just about to take a nap. How about you?"

Wei Yu: "Holding a meeting."

I sweated, "And you're still phoning me?"

He said, "Having a midway break. Chat with me." Then Wei Yu started talking about how boring meetings were, balabala, finally he said today I took a look at everyone in the meeting, I'm the most handsome!

When I heard the last part, I became completely speechless and said, "You're at a meeting but you still think about these things?"

He laughed and said, "No, I also think of other things" in a meaningful tone.

"......" I really don't want to have twisted thoughts.

He wanted to keep talking nonsense but it seemed like there was someone over there calling him, "Young Master Xu, we're going in. Who are you phoning? Laughing like this!"

"I'm talking with my wife, go aside." Xu Wei Yu said to me, "Sigh, I'm going in. Today we're talking about the xx guided missile matter which is xxxx type and xxx type......"

I quickly said, "Aren't these confidential? You can't talk about these!"

Wei Yu laughed, "It's fine, even if I say it you won't understand."

This......What kind of person is this ah?

I was looking over our car fines online, there were actually two speeding tickets. The times on both were when I was out travelling.

Wei Yu likes to drive quickly (or else he simply doesn't drive). It seems like lots of guys have this 'symptom', they like to speed but after all, driving fast makes people worry.

Thus, I turned my head and lectured Xu Wei Yu, "You have two fines. Next time if you drive fast again, I'll be angry."

Wei Du froze for a bit then spoke sternly, "Next time I definitely won't get any more fines."

As a result, the next day, I saw him studying a piece of paper. I went over to take a look, it was from the city's traffic light department and the secret speed devices!

I said, "Where did you get this?"

Wei Yu laughed, "I got it along with a brother, darling, I promise I won't get anymore fines in the future."

This...Isn't this completely in reverse order?!

This mister has done lots of things in reverse order, for instance, when he drives onto the highway, he never stops the GPS and it reports the entire way: You are speeding, you are speeding......

Me: "Can't you make it quieter?" My meaning was, stop speeding.

Wei Yu said "Oh" and reached out to close the GPS.

"......"

When I go out with Wei Yu, sometimes he would be in military uniform (times when he had just finished a big meeting and came straight over to take me out). Usually under these circumstances, for instance when we are lining up to buy soup for takeaway, people will voluntarily give way. Once , I said to him, "This treatment you're getting is the same as disabled people."

He thought about it then pointed at me and said, "You're discriminating against me!"

"......" Disabled people are the ones I respect the most. Their lives are harder than normal people and their willpower is tougher than any normal person. I said, "I am praising you. You have hands and feet but because of what you're wearing, people will give way to you."

Wei Yu said, "Soldiers also have it hard." Then, Young Master started talking about how much hardships soldiers get in great detail, "Those on the front line are soldiers, soldiers go to the most dangerous places, when there are disasters, soldiers will be there, eating in the wind and sleeping in the dew is common, parting with life forever is also a very possible thing, balabala......"

People standing in line only heard this tall, handsome guy wearing a military uniform chattering away like an auntie.

Actually, I also have great respect for China's soldiers. It's just that the person in front of me......I've known for too long and am unable to respect at all. I only deeply love him.

I'm not very good with money matters, to put things simply, I'm unable to save money, so I would often be without a single cent on me.

This time, I went out to travel for ten days. When I came back, I had less than 100 USD on me along with even less RMB. In short, I didn't even have enough money to take a taxi home unless the taxi driver was willing to accept foreign currency.

Thus, I couldn't help but give Wei Yu a call. He was in his office (Before I left, I told him that I was self reliant). Xu person answered the call and laughed to death when he heard the reason. He said, "See what happens when you don't bring me along, you can't get back now, hahahahahaha!"

When he came to pick me up, he was still laughing, "I told you to bring a card but you wouldn't."

I was dispirited, "How would I have known Africa's goods are so expensive." A straw hat converted to RMB was around 100RMB and in the end, it was blown away by the wind.

Wei Yu stopped me, "You made me spend the Mid-autumn festival alone, you have to compensate me well when you get back!"

I said, "I brought you a specialty."

He made a "Pft" sound, "Who cares."

When we got back, that person started going through my suitcase, "Where's my specialty?"

"Didn't you say you don't care?"

Wei Yu, "Everything you buy, I want okay, quickly take it out. Tomorrow I have to take it to the office to flaunt!"

"......"

I bought......to be exact, what I took, was a handful of sand. I put it into a small bottle I brought along. Originally I thought that it would be looked down on but it wasn't, plus, the next day, this Young Master actually took the bottle of sand to his office to flaunt. I really don't know what he said to the others.

Wei Yu invited me to go and meet his workmates. In the past, I always 'gracefully refused' because all along, I felt that I won't have much interaction with those people in his 'office', no matter now or in the future. It was also because we won't have common topics to talk about. Xu person already said, even if those things are said, I wouldn't understand.

This time, I agreed because I was forced under the pressure of 'political affairs' (going to give wedding invitations). However, I just came back from overseas and I just went back to work and there was a bunch of things to handle so that day I worked until 6 before I left. When I got to the place Wei Yu said, I was already half an hour late.

I opened the door of the room, it was already very noisy inside.

Then, I heard someone say, "Young Master Xu, I hear you talk about how lively, cute and beautiful your wife is all day! This time we can finally see her with our own eyes!"

"......"

Someone saw me standing by the door.

Me: "Excuse me, I walked into the wrong room."

"......"

That day in the doom, Wei Yu laughed insanely hugging me and saying, "My wife, is rather shy!" Some of those people called me sister in law, some called me younger brother's wife and some straight up called me pretty lady, I deserve to feel ashamed.

After we ate, someone saw Xu Wei Yu snatch the shrimps in my bowl and couldn't resist criticizing him, "Master Xu, you're too mean. If you want to eat, can't you get it yourself, why do you need to snatch it from your wife's bowl ah?"

Wei Yu: "You know shit! She's allergic to it."

"......"

I was addicted to seafood but as soon as I ate seafood, I would get Erythema and also become itchy.

However, I keep refusing to believe it, when I ate seafood as a child, nothing happened, how come as I grow older, I get all these problems.

So when we go eat, I would order some seafood, wanting to prove that getting Erythema when I eat seafood is only an occasional thing. Every time, Wei Yu would be beside me shaking his head and sighing, "Say, are you stupid or are you stupid or are you stupid ah? Clearly every time you get allergies yet you just have to rush to get punished."

However, Wei Yu also knew that I have no other desire for great food, I only have an attachment towards seafood. He can't bear holding me back so he would say, "Eat, I'll take you to the hospital after."

However, today he refused to let me eat. I was dispirited. Because there were outsiders around, I couldn't say much and only said, "Just one, it's fine."

Wei Yu: "You can't, your period is nearly here."

"......"

Is this person completely unafraid of being embarrassed?

When Xu Wei Yu chats with his mates online about H videos, he wouldn't abstain it from me.

Once, his friend became unemployed and said to him, "Master Xu, do you think I should go and act in a porno? Would I earn lots of money?

Xu Wei Yu calmly replied, "You? Act in a porno? Are you acting as the bed?"

......

His friend laughed, "Xu Wei Yu, does your Classmate Qing Xi not want you at night? Hahahaha is it especially painful, especially languish, do you jump up and down wanting to bite the bed ah? Hahahaha!"

Wei Yu laughed, "Qing Xi and I roll around the blankets everyday. You who don't have a girlfriend, only a bed and can only act alone, go off and cool in the corner!" Before the other person replied, Xu Wei Yu closed the computer and stood up, "Qing Xi, let's go roll around in the blankets."

"......" Should I say he's growing more and more of a child's temper or that he's becoming more and more of of a hooligan?

I saw Xu Wei Yu chatting online with his friends. The other person probably suffered some kind of blow, he was in a very excited mood.

Guy: "Brother Yu, am I really excitable?"

Wei Yu: "Mhm."

Guy: "Really SB* ah?"

Wei Yu: "Mhm."

Guy: "Then what should I do ah ah ah?"

Wei Yu: "2B** continued."

"......"

(2B continued is originally to be continued but because of Xu Wei Yu, it's completely changed to a new meaning!)

*[SB stands for 傻逼 – Stupid c**t.]

**[2B means stupid]

At night, Wei Yu and I went out to eat noodles, they were a specialty of our town. I've been to a lot of places but I've never had any that tasted better than the ones here.

There was a long row of storefronts, every store had similar decorations, simple and sincere, the tables and chairs were over ten years old but they were wiped very cleanly.

There were numerous grandpas and grannies who came here to eat. Sitting in the small stores eating while chatting was very noisy but very cozy.

We randomly chose a store and spend five dollars on a big bowl of vegetable and shredded pork soup.

When we were waiting, another young couple came.

As soon as the girl sat down, she took out tissues from her bag and started wiping the table, careful to not touch the edge of the table with her arms. The guy asked what she wanted, she said, "I don't mind since I won't eat much." Then she took out her phone to play. When the guy went to order, she called someone and said, "So annoying, he actually brought me to eat a few dollars worth of noodles......I'll tell you later, he's coming, I'm hanging up."

I poked Wei Yu and asked him, "If I treated you to five dollar noodles, what would you think?"

He raised his head from his phone and said confusedly, "What would I think?" Then, he was in high spirits with sparkling eyes, "Are you going to add more ribs?"

I can only say......He's very easy to raise ah, as long as he's fed and occasionally gets a piece of meat then it's fine!

When people gave Wei Yu a cigarette, he would always say, "I don't smoke". (Don't know how to.)

At a banquet, if people pour him alcohol, he would say, "I'll drink juice instead, thanks." (Don't really know how to drink.)

Thus, someone asked Young Master Xu, "You're a man but you can't smoke or drink, what exactly are you good at ah?"

Master Xu calm and tastefully said, "I'm good at lust."'

I know that recently (more like for a while now haha) my translation posts have become quite erratic but from next week onwards, Full Of My Love To You translations will be posted every Wednesday!! Yay for regularity! My posting times for 'A Book Dedicated To Our Youth' will still be a bit random however but hopefully I'll get that sorted soon!

Chapter 16: 'My' private prosecution.

Actually, during childhood, Xu Wei Yu and I didn't have any special deep feelings for each other, we just occasionally went home together. At that time, the road home wasn't really that far, outside school, we walked 100 meters then parts ways at the crossroads so there wasn't much communication between us.

Later on, we were occasionally in the same class, occasionally in the same school but not same class plus in the middle of middle school, we weren't in the same school.

At that time, I didn't feel he was special, he was just...closer than other people.

When we got to high school, Wei Yu told me he was going overseas. At the time, I felt a bit sad. However, when I thought about it, what could I say and do? Anyway, if you go then go.

During that moment, I thought I wasn't very sad, actually, he was more uncomfortable.

I remember that when he left, I didn't go to send him off and I didn't see him during that year's summer vacation either.

After he left.

Once, I dragged my little brother out to sing. I don't know why but as I sang and sang, I started crying. At the time, I thought, ah, he left. As if a friend who I grew up with left my side just like that.

When we were small, Wei Yu learnt the violin and I learnt to draw. However, my drawings weren't good and Wei Yu didn't learn the violin very well either.

However in comparison, his physical ability was even worse, fortunately he had a little musical ability so he still seemed talented.

After this person left, every time he phoned me, he would always charge money to my telephone bill first.

Then, when he called, the first thing he said would be, "I charged up money for you, we can speak slowly."

Over there, I could feel that he was quite lonely. Over here, I had familiar scenery, roads, friends and family whereas he was in a completely strange environment.

When he said he missed me, I was very touched and very pained.

I thought, sigh, this fool, how painful.

Once, I went to Lan Lan's house.

Close to Lan Lan's house was a small town that made violins, a town of violins.

When I went past, I saw lots of stores selling violins which made me really, really miss a little boy.

I remember when he was little, he would carry his violin to music class. When he walked past the window of my art class, he would always raise the bow of his violin to say Qing Xi ah, I'm going la, I'm off to learn violin la.

Thus, Lan Lan and I went into the store. I said, I wanted to buy a violin.

Lan Lan said that we didn't know how to play so the sound would be awful to listen to and we'd get complaints from the neighbours.

However, I still bought one and I put it at home to look as decoration.

They said, I was very cold to Wei Yu,

But it's true, at the time, I really missed him.

I don't know if it's a coincidence but my family, my little brother and Xu Wei Yu were all overseas.

I lived alone for......seven years. Occasionally, my mother would come to live with me. That time was really lonely. I also didn't really understand and I would distastefully think, what's so good about outside, the people I care about were all outside.

Later, the four years of university really made me warm up.

I met a group of very, very good girls who will be my best friends for a lifetime.

Once, I went to the beach with Lan Lan.

We had finished eating dinner at a food stall and went for a walk on the sand. Someone had started a bonfire on the sand and there were a few people crowded around. There was a boy, or I should say, a young man, playing the violin for a girl. The people around them were all shouting, accept him, accept him. It made me really, really miss my violin boy.

Later, he came back and another two years went by, Wei Yu proposed to me and I accepted him.

It feels like we finally finished a very, very long marathon. In the middle it was very tiring but finally, we've reached the end.