V_Hole
Hey Jungkookie, I was thinking and.....

Jungcock
What?

V_Hole
My first name would work perfectly with your last name

Jibooty
Fuck I logged on just in time *grabs popcorn

Jungcock
.....

Jungcock
So you want me to adopt you? I'm younger than you though....I don't think I can handle the stress of looking after another human oh god

Hoesuck
You look after someone?

CutieGuy
WAIT HOLD UP

Jungcock
Ofc I do. Joon looks after Yoonie, he looks after literally no one and I look after Jimin. I make sure the shorty eats, not overwork himself and takes care of his vocals.

Jibooty
He actually does :*)

Hoesuck
Jungkook you're fired, I'll be taking over

Jungcock
Whoa whoa whoa, I've been taking care of him for years. What makes you think you can just push me aside and step in?

Jibooty
2 of my bandmates fighting over me? God, are my dreams finally coming true?

Hoesuck
Cause I'm his boyfriend

Hoesuck
Wait

Hoesuck
Did you just bandmate-zone me?

Jibooty
Sorry babe :*

Hoesuck
Hmph

Jungcock
Aha! I knew it, Joon you owe me $10

Rapmoan
Fuckkkkkkk

CutieGuy
Are y'all done?

Jibooty
Uhhhh

CutieGuy
Good, now let's go back to what Tae said

SugaDaddy
Yes, let's go back to what Tae said

V_Hole
I said what I said

SugaDaddy
Do you wanna get stabbed again? This time on purpose?

Rapmoan
Damn we love a possessive kitten

SugaDaddy
Stfu you crab addict

Rapmoan
Wha-

CutieGuy
Tae....is Jungkook your crush?

Everyone AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

V_Hole
No lmao ew

Jungcock
EW?! BISH I HAVE 2 BOYFRIENDS THAT TELL ME I'M STUNNING EVERYDAY AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOUR CRUSH ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!!!!!!!

Jibooty
Sis snapped

Rapmoan
Ofc you're stunning bun :*

Jungcock
😊❤

V_Hole
I'm still nervous okay

CutieGuy
Hey don't be nervous. I remember one time Yoongi couldn't stop drooling over Namjoon's thighs but was to nervous to admit he had a fatass crush on him

Jungcock
Excuse me, have you seen MY thighs?

SugaDaddy
Jin

SugaDaddy
I'm bout to skip downstairs and shit in your favourite cooking pot

CutieGuy
And that's gonna be the last time anything is gonna come in or out your ass

V_Hole
Thigh Wars
Jungkook VS Namjoon

V_Hole:

VS

Hoesuck
Wow

SugaDaddy
Fuck

Jungcock
Thigh riding is a thing right? Might be my new kink

Rapmoan
Istg I'm dating a sex machine

Jibooty AHHHHHHHHHHDUDIDKEKEKDKDKDKDMM

Hoesuck
Baby?! What happened?!

Jibooty
GAYS THERE'S A COCK THE FLY!!!

Jungcock
What the FUCK?!

CutieGuy
Okay now I'm scared

Rapmoan
He means there's a cockroach on the floor

CutieGuy
Ohhhh that makes more sense

V_Hole
Well I'm halfway through my Overwatch game soo I'll be done in like 10 minutes? Wait a bit

Jibooty
JUST HURRY

Jibooty
OH MY GOD IT JUST FLEW SJDFJSKFJSJDJDJSJDJ

Hoesuck
.....you should just kill it

SugaDaddy
Can't you tell your boyfriends scared?

Jungcock
Only wimps get scared

Hoesuck
Boi you're scared of girls

Jungcock
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙿𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝙷𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜

CutieGuy
IT'S ON THE TOP GROCERY CABINET!! GET IT OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN!!!

Hoesuck
There is no way in hell I'm going near that thing

Jibooty
It's to high up! How tf am I supposed to get it?!

SugaDaddy
Ugh fine, I'll come kill it

SugaDaddy
....

SugaDaddy
I can't reach it

Jungcock
Hah step aside you small humans

Jungcock
The amazing golden maknae Jungkook will get it

Jungcock
....

Jibooty
....

SugaDaddy
You can't reach it either, can you?

Jungcock
......

Jungcock
JOOOOOOOOON!!!!