Jincess
Tae, how are you feeling honey?

GucciTae
I told you I'm fine, you need to stop worrying now

TongueTechnology
Listen here you brat, how can you tell Jin not to worry when the police found you passed out near a fucking cemetery!

GucciTae
I know...but I promise I've rested enough and I feel fine again

YourHope
You scared the hell out of us Tae

GucciTae
I'm so sorry

DaddyKrabs
Why were you going to stay by your parents anyway

RopeBunny
Obviously because of how much tension was at home

GucciTae
Yeah and the guilt just started getting to me, I really didn't mean to cause all of these problems

Chiminie
TaeTae everyone makes mistakes but please don't think we'd ever stop loving you

YourHope
Stop loving Tae? That's literally impossible

DaddyKrabs
Sure we were upset, but we're over it and now we need to come to a solution

GucciTae
The solution being me and Jin breaking up, and the rest of you continuing to be in a relationship

RopeBunny
Nows not the time for jokes

GucciTae
I'm serious Jungkook, I've done nothing but give you guys shit

Jincess
You want us to break up...?

GucciTae
No but it's for the best

TongueTechnology
Bullshit. Jin do you still want to be with Taehyung?

Jincess
Of course, I love him

DaddyKrabs
What about us? Do you only have feelings for Tae?

Jincess
Well...no

Chiminie
Brb screaming

YourHope
Before we get excited, let's hear Jinnie out first

Jincess
Well over these two weeks I've finally come to terms with the fact that I'm in love with all of you, all six of you that is. If you're still willing to have Tae and I as part of your relationship, I'm sure I speak for both of us when I say we'd love to join x

RopeBunny
Jimin where you @ I'm joining your screaming session

Chiminie
In the longue, also pinching myself to check if I'm dreaming

GucciTae
Really hyung? Are you sure? Aren't you mad at me though

Jincess
Taehyung as Jimin said, everyone makes mistakes and I've forgiven you love.

DaddyKrabs
We'd absolutely love to have you both be apart of our relationship, right guys?

YourHope
HELL YES!!

RopeBunny
I think the amount of wet dreams I've had of both of them should be obvious as to what my answer is

DaddyKrabs
JUNGKOOK!

Chiminie
Our relationship isn't complete without you both! We've been waiting for ages so hurry the fuck up and join our orgy!

DaddyKrabs
JIMIN!

TongueTechnology
I mean the more cuddles the better ig

Jincess
Tae, it's up to you honey

GucciTae
Yes...yes we'll join

RopeBunny
Oh thank the fucking hell, it was so hard to keep my hands off both of you

YourHope
THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!

TongueTechnology
As long as it involves alchohol I'm down

DaddyKrabs
Kitten no, remember what happened last time

TongueTechnology
I have no idea what you're talking about

Chiminie
Don't you wonder why your phone is cracked?

TongueTechnology
Come to think of it, that's a good question that I've been too lazy to ask

YourHope
You were drunk and put your phone on airplane mode. You threw it across the room yelling "Transform into an airplane you fucking piece of shit!" And then when it didn't you cried in my arms for an hour

TongueTechnology
........

DaddyKrabs
And then the other time you-

TongueTechnology
I fucking get it!

Chiminie
That's not gonna stop him is it

YourHope
Nope

RopeBunny
JIN HYUNG

Jincess
Yeah Kook?

RopeBunny
I'm omw

Jincess
Huh?

Chiminie
Noooooo don't move you're the only thing keeping me warm

GucciTae
I could keep you warm too y'know, I'm practically a human blanket

Chiminie
I told you to get off me Jeon Jungkook, no one wants you here! Taebear my love, I'm waiting <3

RopeBunny
I'm just gonna ignore that and continue walking to Jin's room

YourHope
What are you planning mister

Jincess is now offline

DaddyKrabs
Should I check? I think I heard a thump from Jin's room

TongueTechnology
They're probably fucking already

GucciTae
Nah Jin said he wanted me to be his first time sooooooo

DaddyKrabs
Hate to break it to you love but they're fucking

GucciTae
WHAT

DaddyKrab
Kidding kidding <3

Chiminie
Lmao you should have seen his face

GucciTae
-_-

DaddyKrabs
No idea what happened, Jungkook is just hovering over Jin and whispering something in his ear

TongueTechnology
Ooooo that's basically free porn, I'm running

YourHope
The only time you'll ever see Yoon so energetic

Chiminie
C'mon Joonie we need more details!!!

DaddyKrabs
Now Jungkook is slowly grinding against him and Jin is literally bright pink under him with his eyes closed

DaddyKrabs
Ew I feel like a Fanfic writer

GucciTae
That sounds hot kms

TongueTechnology
I can imagine the Porn title "Young and horny boys give their daddy a show"

Chiminie
THAT'S SCARILY ACCURATE UM

DaddyKrabs
Jeez someones extra horny today

TongueTechnogly
Says the one watching them like a weirdo

RopeBunny
Hey all I did was call him Princess, I didn't expect him to practically melt because of that

GucciTae
I told you, that's like his biggest weakness

Chiminie
And what's yours huh?

GucciTae
Guess you'll have to find out ;)

YourHope
I'm going out to buy the alcohol, please dont fuck without me💜

DaddyKrabs
We would never babe

TongueTechnology
Joons hard

DaddyKrabs
Fuck off you're hard too

YourHope
I REPEAT, PLEASE DONT FUCK WITHOUT ME!!!

Chiminie
Uh Tae already has like half my clothes off....

YourHope
:(

Chiminie
Fineeeeeee we'll stop

GucciTae
Try and make me stop

DaddyKrabs
Taehyung.

GucciTae
Fineeeeeee we'll stop

YourHope
Thank you, I'll be back in an hour!

Chiminie
Wait I'm coming with you before Tae starts trying to kiss me again!

TongueTechnology
And make sure to get the strongest shit you can find

RopeBunny
Also bring me back some banana milk!

GucciTae
How can you literally just finish seducing someone and then ask for banana milk like a baby

RopeBunny
It's just hard being this sexy