7 people are now online

CutieGuy
......

Hoesuck
Okay who snitched

Rapmoan
I thought we agreed to WAIT

CutieGuy
What are y'all talking about?

Hoesuck
Oh

Jungcock
Nothing hyung they meant to send that to the other gc

Jungcock
Right guys -_-

Rapmoan
Yes exactly

V_Hole
What other gc?

Jibooty
Great going "golden maknae"

Jungcock
You're asking for a good ol' span-

SugaDaddy
The other group chat where we were planning Jin's surprise party

SugaDaddy
But these dumbasses can't keep their mouths shut

CutieGuy
Omg a surprise birthday party for ME?!🤩

Hoesuck
Yes hyung

V_Hole
But how come I'm not in the gc too? :(

SugaDaddy
Because you're terrible at keeping secrets Tae

V_Hole
Can't argue with that ig

Fuck Buddies👅❤

Jibooty
Nice save Yoon♡

SugaDaddy
You 4 almost fucked the entire thing so of course I had to step in

Rapmoan
Thank you kitten

SugaDaddy
Hmph 1Q148 my ass

Hoesuck
*cute ass

Jungcock
I second that

Rapmoan
If you can't control yourself just make it seem like a joke to avoid suspicion

Hoesuck
Mkay

Jibooty
I hope they hurry up and make a move already

Jibooty
Did you see what Tae was wearing today?

Rapmoan
Don't even remind me

Jungcock
Mf had the nerve to come downstairs shirtless with boxers on and BED HAIR

Hoesuck
Lmao and Yoonie looked up from his phone like 👁👅👁

SugaDaddy
What? He looked good

Jibooty
He looked ✨spicey✨

Jungcock
Is that even the right spelling?

Jibooty
Oh my apologies Mr 27/100 for his English exam

Jungcock
HOE YOU DID NOT JUST BRING THAT UP

Jibooty
I THINK I DID BUNNY BITCH

Hoesuck
Damn. The flavor

Rapmoan
Get back to the main gc, they're gonna be suspicious if we don't reply

Rapmoan
Especially since Jinnie stalks our profiles to check if we're online

Jibooty
Yes daddy whatever you say

Hoesuck
💀

Rapmoan
Fuck, this is gonna kill me

Pussyproof Gay Scouts

CutieGuy
Can't believe y'all started planning 4 months before my birthday lol

V_Hole
Totally not sus at all

Cutieguy
Guys?

V_Hole
Everyone just went silent

Cutieguy
Ikr

CutieGuy
HEY I CAN SEE YOU ALL ONLINE @SugaDaddy @Rapmoan @Jungcock @Jibooty @Hoesuck

Hoesuck
Damn Joon you weren't kidding

CutieGuy
What were all of you doing?

Jungcock
Fucking

Jibooty
JUNGKOOK!

V_Hole
Lmao yeah cause you guys would totally have a 5some

SugaDaddy
I wouldn't mind

CutieGuy
Excuse me?

Hoesuck
😏

Jibooty
😏

Rapmoan
😏

V_Hole
I'm scared

Jungcock
Chill Taejin we're just messing around

CutieGuy
Tae what?

Jibooty
Both of your names combined= TAEJIN

Rapmoan
It's a ship thing Army does. If they want 2 people together (like dating etc) they form a ship name.

V_Hole
We know what a ship is....

Cutieguy
We've just never heard of "Taejin" before.....

Hoesuck
Aw look they're finishing eachothers sentences

Jungcock
*sandwiches

Hoesuck
Well done baby that reference was amazing🤦‍♀️

Jungcock
Ik, Thank you😌❤

V_Hole
BABY?!

CutieGuy
Hoseok you better run while you can

Rapmoan
Yeah sweetheart you better run

SugaDaddy
We're totally gonna murder you for flirting with our boyfriend, sunshine

Hoesuck
Catch me if you can~

Rapmoan, Hoesuck and Sugadaddy are now offline

Jibooty
:(

V_Hole
HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY SOULMATE SAD! HOSEOK YOU'RE SUCH A SHITTY BOYFRIEND!

Jibooty
Huh? No I'm not sad just feeling left out. They're probably gonna makeout after they catch him :(

Jungcock
Aw angel, wanna makeout in front of them and potentially turn all of them on at the same time?

Jibooty
You read my mind sir~

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CutieGuy
.........

V_Hole
I swear they're tryna mess with our heads

CutieGuy
Yeah you're probably right

V_Hole
I'm always right ;)

CutieGuy
😳

CutieGuy is now offline

V_Hole
Worth a shot