We begin with seeing the front window of a car rolling down to show Jimmy

Jimmy: Hey how are you doing? I used to be Jimmy Falcone now I'm Jimmy MacDougal I was a Mafia bigshot turned government stoolie despite the bad things I've done some of them were caused by Mikey the one thing I was ashamed of was pointing out my best friends and I was kinda stupid to do something

We then cut to Jimmy with his family

Jimmy: And that's how we all ended up in Vagina.

Cookie: Regina

Jimmy: Saskatchewan but if any of you think a little cold weather would stop the Falcones?

Jimmy/Mikey/Cheech: Fugget About It!

Play that theme song

We then cut to the house where we see Cookie and Jimmy

Cookie: leave the sauce alone Jimmy

Jimmy: Okay.

Cookie: Gina do your homework

Gina: Already did it, Mikey helped me on them

Cookie: Well I want to check it, Jimmy leave the sauce alone

Jimmy: Okay.

Gina: It's not due till Thursday

Cookie: Today is Wednesday

Gina: Well it's due until Friday

Cookie: Now you listen here Young lady-

Theresa: Mom? Can i borrow 400 hundred dollars?

Cookie: No. When I say you do your homework you do it not later not after you show your homework, Jimmy! The sauce!

Jimmy: Okay.

Gina: Already handed it in

Theresa: It's not fair why not?

Cookie: Cause I said so! You did not hand it in, and Leave the sauce alone!

Jimmy: Okay.

Mikey: Mom you gotta calm down sometimes housewives can get stressed

Petey: What Mikey said and it's better to say: Hey Gina I did my homework and now doing it a second Time

Gina: Get outta town.

Petey: I'm honest! Math can be fun

Gina: It can? For real?

Cookie: (to herself) i hope she does her homework

Theresa: Dad can I borrow 400 hundred dollars?

Jimmy: Okay. (Hands Theresa 400 hundred dollars)

Cookie: What the hell are you doing? Are you giving her money? I just said no

Jimmy: The kids always come to me when you say no

Cookie: Why am I'm the bad guy why can't you be the bad guy?

Jimmy: Cookie we met when I robbed your father's liquor store and I'm always the bad guy

Cookie: Oh and then we got drunk on the stolen car it was our first date sorry its just I guess what Mikey said was true anyways-

Mikey: Say Theresa what's with the money? You buying something precious?

Theresa: Well yesterday I saw the cutest pet at the mall (shows a picture of a baby cat) turns out this baby cat lost its family when it was born

Cookie/Jimmy/Mikey: Oh now that's just sad

Theresa: Yeah it is but it's a chance we can bring a pet into our family

Jimmy: Honest to God Mike and Cookie we need that pet

Cookie: Wait Mikey how are you over here when you're supposed to be with Petey and Gina?

Mikey: I don't want to ask and I can't sleep due to the song Cheech sings every single f#cking night

Jimmy: Okay then......

At the Regina tourism bureau

We see Jimmy in a office as next to him was Mikey who is working along with him

Toby: Hey Jimmy and Mikey you two know what I love the most about Regina?

Mikey: Is it the excitement?

Toby: Yes but there's more to that in addition to being the capital of Saskatchewan Regina is also having stuff around like in the US

Jimmy and Mikey look to each other with boredom in their faces as Mikey grabs a Revolver and aims it at Toby but stops as he unloads the gun and puts in two bullets before giving the gun to Jimmy who uses it to shoot his own brains out as Mikey grabs the gun and shoots himself in the heart as the Phone rings as it was a dream the two were thinking of

Mikey: I got it, I got it! (Grabs the phone) Regina Tourism Bureau how may we help you today?

Toby: (grabs the phone from Mikey) you need a bit more practice

As Toby talks into the Phone Mikey grabs a knife from under his desk as he then stabs himself in the brain before Jimmy decides to jump out the f#cking window!

Toby: And now I must conclude the call goodbye! (Puts the phone back to see Mikey and Jimmy are looking at him) Sorry anyways Regina has a fair history to it

Mikey puts on black gloves as he grabs a fiber wire as He looks to Jimmy who nods as Mikey stands up behind Jimmy and starts killing Jimmy with the fiber wire as Jimmy dies as finally Mikey presses a button on his phone

Mikey gets tackled by Randy Orton which makes Him die by a simple tackle

We then cut to the car where we see Mikey, Jimmy, and Cheech who is driving

Mikey: I'd tell you what Uncle Cheech it's f#cking boring at the tourism bureau We keep thinking of ideas on how we can kill ourselves and we're running out of ideas

Cheech: If you two think about offing yourselves I'd say hang yourselves

Jimmy: *slaps Cheech* What the hell is wrong with you!? We need some entertainment!

Cheech: Entertainment? *thinks of a idea* What if we opened a strip club?

Mikey: That's not a bad idea, I'll call McCool to meet me under one of Regina's highways *grabs his phone and calls McCool* McCool I need something meet me under one of Regina's highways

Later

We then see Mikey as he was waiting under a bridge

McCool: *appears* I'm sorry I was late, Anyway whats the problem Young Mikey?

Mikey: Okay before you say no hear me out my Dad and Uncle have been planning to open a strip club and if it doesn't work nobody is hurt but me

McCool: There's no law against it but it's a splendid idea! First we need to talk about the rules of running a strip club First If Alcohol is served Breasts and Bums will be present secondly Ladies may touch a Man's chest, face, inner thigh but not closer to the area of the private spot for men and thirdly men shall not fondle lick and others with ladies

Mikey: How many f#cking rules are there?

McCool: Well it's just three but I'm proud of Your dad and uncle Mikey, For Canada and Its-

Mikey: Hold up! I didn't tell you the name of the strip club it will called the Horny Bastard

McCool: Okay then, For Canada And for its Police Service!

McCool then disappears back to the future style

Mikey: Why the fuck did I call McCool just to talk to him about a strip club. Nevermind

We then cut to the family dining room where we see Cookie, Gina, Mikey, Petey, and Theresa

Cookie: Gina eat your asparagus

Gina: I did

Cookie: No you didn't

Gina: I'm not hungry

Theresa: You go girl! Don't eat if you don't want to that's how they make you fat stick to your guns and you can be like me when you're grown up

Mikey: Now this feels like a movie sitcom anyways Theresa have you bought that cat yet?

Theresa: Yeah but it's sick right now so I'll have to get it later

Cookie: Oh how did it get sick?

Theresa: It might have eaten something bad

Mikey gets a text on his phone as he checks it to be from Jimmy saying "Mikey there's a guy at our new strip club calls himself Shwa Shwa says he's a friend of yours."

Mikey: Oh gotta go I'll see you guys later

Mikey then leaves

Cookie: Theresa go follow Mikey I'm having suspicions on him

Theresa: Okay then *leaves to follow Mikey*

At the Horny Bastard Contrustion Site we see Mikey enter it as he sees Jimmy and Cheech

Mikey: Dad, Uncle Cheech I'm here as you asked who's Shwa Shwa?

Jimmy: That Guy over there at the bar *points to A man near the bar*

Mikey: *Recognizes Shwa Shwa* Monsieur Shwa Shwa!

Shwa Shwa: *sees Mikey and Recognizes him* Mikey! Mi Beautiful Friend! How's it been?

Mikey: Pretty Good I can't believe you're here in Canada!

Shwa Shwa: And I'm glad your dad and uncle hired me as the Horny Bastard Manager, Come I'll show you the place

Later

We see Jimmy, Mikey, and Shwa Shwa at a bar where there are people inside the strip club with hot and gorgeous girls dancing

Mikey: Shwa Shwa I knew you would make a good Manager

Shwa Shwa: Thank you Mon Ami I'll run this strip club everyday

Cheech: *walks up to Jimmy* Guys we got a problem it's McCool

Mikey: Oh Great what is it now?

Cheech: Over there!

We then see McCool as he is being relaxed and massaged by three gorgeous dancers

McCool: You three are following the rules very well soon I'll take you three home with me so we can have fun!

Cut back to Jimmy, Cheech, Mikey, and Shwa Shwa

Mikey: So What? It's just McCool

Cheech: Yeah but look to the stage

Announcer: Thank you Delia! Next up on our show is the infamous beautiful Paris Ontario!

Shwa Shwa: Oh Zhe Ontario lady she was a real find

Then the Stripper is revealed to be Theresa

Mikey/Jimmy: *spit out their drinks* Theresa!?!?

Theresa: *notices Jimmy and Mikey* Dad?! Mikey?! Oh my God! *heads to backstage*

Shwa Shwa: Oh Zat is hot

Mikey: I'll go talk to her

We then cut to the backstage area where Mikey enters it to see Theresa

Mikey: Theresa what the f#ck are you doing here?!

Theresa: *notices Mikey* I can't believe you're watching your sister at a strip club! That is so Sick!

Mikey: Theresa I own the strip club with Dad and Uncle Cheech

Theresa: So I know someone who owns a Strip Club?

Mikey: Sis Listen I'm not letting you work here

Theresa: What Kind of Brother are you Mikey?!

Mikey: Just call me Mike for short!

Theresa: Well I hate you now! *leaves*

Mikey: F#ck!!!

We then cut to the house where we see Mikey enter it to see Cookie on the couch

Mikey: Mom where's Theresa?

Cookie: She's in her room what's wrong?

Mikey: Nothing she had a very bad day today at school she was called a no body

Mikey heads upstairs where he enters Theresa's room to see her on the bed crying

Mikey: Theresa? I wanted to say I'm sorry

Theresa: *crying* Why do you care?

Mikey: Look Theresa I'm your brother along with Petey and we take care of each other so we don't hate each other

Theresa: *crying* Mike I wanted to say I wanted to be a Stripper someday like mom and I'd bet everyone would like me naked

Mikey: Well she didn't say be a f#cking Stripper

Theresa: Sorry it's just that I wish to be a Stripper but you had to ruin it!

Mikey: Okay look I'll let you work at the club but under one circumstance never take off your bra and panties don't want everyone seeing your vagina or breasts

Theresa: *hugs Mikey*

Later

Mikey was in the living room watching TV with Jimmy and Cheech

Jimmy: So Mikey any suggestions on how Theresa is doing?

Mikey: She's doing fine

Theresa: *walks Into the room* Guys! Look at this! (Shows a baby cat)

Mikey: God Damm so you did get it

Jimmy: Hang on a f#cking second Mikey did you give her money?

Mikey: What? No I wouldn't! She got it from a charity

Jimmy: Okay then....

Cheech: What is that?

Jimmy/Mikey: It's a baby cat Cheech!!

Theresa: Anyways I named this baby cat Legion and it was so nice

Mikey: Doesn't that feel like the name title of Watch Dogs Legion?

Cheech: The f#ck does Legion mean anyways?

Then the door opens to be Petey who looks f#cked up in my opinion as he falls to the floor

Mikey: Jesus Christ! Petey what the hell happened to you my brother?

Petey: I had the worst day of my life.......

Mikey: Guess that explains how you have part of Gina's hair followed alongside the mushy face you have

Cookie: *enters the house with Gina* Hey guess what Gina was so brave and Friendly at the dentist today

Mikey: Oh hey mom!

Theresa: Mom look at this! (Shows the baby cat to Cookie) doesn't he look cool?

Cookie: Yeah he's so adorable! Wait a minute where did you get the money?

Theresa: I got it from donating to a charity

Cookie: and which Charity is that?

Theresa: It's a charity for helping............... Blind Kids! Yeah to help them see again!

Cookie: Oh that's so nice of you Theresa Maria Falcone oh sorry I mean MacDougal

Cheech: Hey guys since when do we have two Ginas?

Mikey: (shrugs) I don't know, Wait a minute, Theresa can I talk to you in private?

Theresa: Sure! (Hands Cookie the baby cat) Hold onto him for me Alright mom?

Cookie: Okay then

Theresa and Mikey walk upstairs as Cookie looks to the cat

Cookie: I think I heard Theresa call this cat Legion so I'll call it Legion MacDougal!

Cookie walks away as Jimmy and Cheech look to each other

Meanwhile in Theresa's room

Mikey: So Theresa I changed my mind on the whole letting you work at the strip club thing for now on I'll let you work as a Stripper

Theresa: You will?! Thank you Mikey! (Hugs Mikey)

Mikey: (to himself) How many times has she hugged me during this whole fiasco?

Finally we cut to the Horny Bastard Strip Club Burning as a couple firefighters were trying to put out the fire as we see Jimmy, Cheech, and Mikey looking at the building as Jimmy was holding a gas can

Jimmy: God bless insurance

Cheech: Now this is the Falcone way

Mikey: I think the three of us might be family and money and family are always important, say where's Monsieur Shwa Shwa?

Meanwhile we see Shwa Shwa hiding behind a wall as he holds something in his hands to show its a Pack of diamonds which he laughs evilly about as he puts the diamonds in his pockets as he walks away as a note was on the floor saying "If you fail we'll break your kneecaps." By Carlo Gambini

Back to Jimmy, Cheech, and Mikey

They see McCool approaching them

McCool: So you decided to open a strip club and burn it down for the insurance money didn't you?

Cheech: Here's a joke I never payed for insurance

Jimmy/Mikey:

Cheech: What? What did I do?

Jimmy/Mikey: (cracks their knuckles in anger)

Cheech: Oh Motherfucker I'm so dead Hey that was uncensored! Yeah!

Jimmy and Mikey jump to cheech and start punching him over and over

McCool: and Justice is served! Also that's one badass way to end a episode, (looks to the camera) We hope you all had a good time reading this book this Chapter was harder then the first chapter of this anyways enjoy our book and as always.

McCool/Mikey/Jimmy/Cheech: Fugget About It!

Mikey And Jimmy continue to punch Cheech

The end.