I have a friend irl that's on Wattpad and I say weird shit on his wall, and he never replies to them and so I forget about them. And then the time comes where I look at his wall and

He's pansexual

There's a story behind this where he stole my Pringles after making me smell school lunch, worst smell ever, smelt like someone mixed shit together with play'doh and burned it. And so I was hungry and HE STOLE MY PRINGLES AND IM STILL MAD ABOUT IT

I should say something else on his wall

His name is husker_drinks_alot so go follow him lol