Legosi and Haru

Legosi: Your tiny and cute and I love you

Haru: I can't believe I fell for you

Legosi: I can't believe I tried to eat you

Haru: ...

Haru: Is eating me still on your bucket list?

Legosi and Louis

Legosi: I'm hungry

Louis: What do you want to eat my other leg?

Legosi: What the hell, no

Louis: Alright, but if you ask then I won't let you.

Legosi: OK

Louis: I'm gonna declare you as my brofriend and I'm gonna let u eat me if you fight some fucker

Legosi: Lit

Louis and Haru

Haru: Remember when we had sex all the time lmao

Louis: Ikr lmao

Haru: I can't believe that I used to have a crush on you

Louis: Wait what

Haru: I much prefer the simp lmao

Louis: lmao

Legosi and Juno

Juno: I love you

Legosi: What

Juno: Nvm lol, I wanna fuck a deer now

Louis and Juno

Juno: I hate you and I'm going to take the Beastars role from u

Louis: Fine, I'm gonna go become a gangster

Juno: Hol up wait

Louis: What

Juno: I love you now

Louis: Fuck off 

Louis's mind: I love her

Haru and Juno

Juno: You stole my bf

Haru: He's not your bf

Juno: Oh yeah

Juno: Btw ur cute

Haru: Ok

Gouhin and Legosi

Gouhin: You fucking idiot u tried to eat a bunny

Legosi: Yea but I love her now

Gouhin: Here have this rabbit porn 

Legosi: Hey can u make me strong

Gouhin: Eat meat

Legosi: No

Gouhin: Fine, bitch.

Melon and Legosi

Legosi: I feel bad for u 

Melon: You fucking idiot, die.

Legosi: I'm gonna kick ur ass

Melon: I'm going to eat your fucking girlfriend

Melon and Haru

Melon: I'm your teacher

Haru: Ok, wanna eat lunch

Melon: Sure.

Melon: Hey can I eat you on New Year?

Haru: Sure lol

Riz and Legosi

Riz: I ate Tem and I'm gon eat u

Legosi: I'm gonna beat ur ass

Riz: Let's be friends

Legosi: How

Riz: By voring you, duh

Merino and Legosi

Merino: Fucking damn it, I hate you, you're like 10 years younger than me and you fucking told my coworkers off and I couldn't  god damn it, I'm so done

Legosi: Sorry, can't talk, I ate my brofriend's leg and now I wanna eat u

Merino: What

Merino and Haru

Haru: Fuck you, you're Legosi's side chick

Merino: Ew wtf I'm 10 years older than him

Haru: Oh

The Shishigumi and Legosi

Legosi: Let my fucking girlfriend go

The Shishigumi: No

Legosi: Watch as me and my buff vegan therapist beat your ass

The Shishigumi: Fuck

The Shishigumi: U know what, we like u now

Legosi: Oh

The Shishigumi and Louis

Louis: I killed your fucking boss, now fucking vore me.

Ibuki (Shishigumi member): Wait no, make him the boss

The rest of the Shishigumi: Oh okay lol

The Shishigumi: But wait you've got to eat meat

Louis: Okay

Louis: I'm not ur boss anymore, bye

Shishigumi: Oh okay, come back and ur dead

Louis: Sounds good

There's so many more relationships but most are Legosi related so I won't get into them

Manga Readers will understand, and I hope the anime readers get ready for the surprise.