Alex's POV

"Do we have to go?" Sheila asked. "Meeps is going to torture us."

"Shut up and stop complaining," Kyle said. "She's not going to kill you."

"But she's going to embarrass us!" Sheila complained.

"And that's why I'm not getting married." He said.

"Seriously?" I asked, and Kyle shrugged.

"Come on," he said. "We can't keep them waiting."

"We already have," I reminded him.

"That's because your girlfriend is stalling!" He said.

"We're not in love!" She screamed.

"We share no stories," was Kyle's reply.

"KYLE SHUT THE FUCK UP OR HELP ME GOD, I WILL TEAR YOU APART!" My girlfriend shrieked.

I rolled my eyes, this was going to be an interesting trip.