Lazy, that's how I always be..

Crazy, it obviously defines me..

I don't want to be veryyyy lazy.

Neither, out-of-bounded crazy.

When I'm lazy, I am a burden to others.

And when I'm crazy, I trouble my brothers.

During my Lazy Era, every single systems in my body are deactivated.

And for laziness to leave me forever, I'd have waited and waited.

And whilst I am in my Crazy Era, I will laugh and make the others also to laugh.

I will swim in happiness realizing that I have reduced their burdens by half.

When I'm 100 lazy, I order other people around.

Making others think that I'm glued to the ground.

When I act or behave like an absolute 101.9 crazy, there will be in my face a horrible and terrible permanent grin.

That grin is sooooo contagious, that the people who look at me, will have a smile at least the thickness of a pin.

When other people except me are tired and a bit lazy, I advise them to be a bit more active and act faster.

But, when I am resting after a long day, or when I start to be lazy; I'll not even listen to my master.

If the people around me start acting crazily, I'd give them a long speech on conservation of leisure time.

But, once I start being crazy, I'll not listen to any advises; instead I'd listen to the clocks the way they chime.

The moment my battery is absolutely fully charged on Crazy Mode, I sing like a fool and dance as if I'm mad.

And when my Lazy Mode is activated, I will neither do nor speak anything; so that people would think I'm bad.

When some people are utmost lazy, they make the other people do all of their chores.

But when they are crazy, they'll be able to win a race with the world's fastest horse.

What will you do when you meet the laziest person in the Earth?

Will you ask them to bend for at least a 12, for all life is worth?

What would you do, if by chance, you get to meet the craziest person in the Whole Universe?

Will you, with your friends, try hard and pray to God to remove off them, the terrible crazy curse?

Note 1: Don't become too lazy, so as to think as a burden to just turn your neck.

Note 2: Don't become too crazy, so that people won't keep repeating, "What the heck?".

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