A/N To my dearest readers... Tell me when you catch on... LOL:

"What are you reading?" He asked as he came in the room. I glanced up and smiled gently.

"Just another Wattpad romance." I admitted. He chuckled as he grabbed himself a beer from the fridge and cracked it open. I watched him for a second as he gulped down the brew with a satisfied sigh.

"I don't know why you read those things." He finally replied. He came over and shoved my legs out of his way so he could plop down next to me on the couch. Then he pulled my legs onto his lap.

"Why not? They are cute and fun. Well, most of the time anyways." I curled into his warmth as I clutched my phone and glanced down at the story I was reading right then.

"It's just a bunch of girl's fantasies you know." He said with a touch of humour dancing in his eyes.

"Maybe. I think it's sweet though. I mean, it's like indirect support for our relationship. Even if I don't see them or really know who they are... It makes me feel better to know that there are people out there who like us." I said softly. He chuckled.

"You are such a romantic. They are just fetishizing us. It's all a bunch of horny, repressed women getting off on the forbidden." He tilted back his beer and I watched a bead of condensation drip down the bottle onto his fingertips. I sighed inwardly.

"No way. There are some guys like us on here too, and don't forget the fudanshis." I protested. He gave me a funny look.

"The fu-what now?" He was looking at my phone like it was an alien. I laughed at him.

"Never mind babe. Go watch some sports or something." I dismissed him and turned back to my story. I felt his eyes on me and tried to find my place. Even though my focus was on the text, I could subtly feel him staring at me and it was distracting. "Stop it."

"Stop what?" He was grinning. I could hear it in his voice.

"Stop staring at me." I mumbled. He hugged me closer.

"Nope." He popped the 'p' and laid his chin on my shoulder. I snorted at him and put down my phone to stare back.

"What do you want." I deadpanned. He smiled cutely at me.

"Nothing." He replied. I shook my head at him and tried to pick up my phone. He blocked me. I hissed at him as my phone slid off my lap onto the floor.

"Dammit. What'd you do that for? If you broke my screen... so help me I will murder you." I growled at him. He chuckled and held me so I couldn't move. I wriggled a bit and he held on tighter.

"No. Mine. No more phone. Pay attention to me." He whined. I rolled my eyes at his childish antics and played dead in his tight, muscular grip.

"Make me." I stared at the ceiling and pretended in my head to be a dead fish. He laughed and shifted me so his whole body was pressing into mine. I blushed but kept my eyes on the ceiling. He tried kissing me, but I turned my head.

"Honeeeey. Don't you love me?" He pouted and faked a sniff as he hovered over me. I cracked a smile, then tried to cover it up with a frown.

"Yes, but I am mad at you right now." I fake glared at him. He blinked his eyes and pouted. Whatever. I rolled my eyes again.

"How come? I'm cute. You can't be mad at me." He nuzzled his nose into my neck and I tried not to shiver from the slight cold. He was a tempter of the first order, I will give him that.

"You are cute, but I can still be mad at you. Now apologize to the fans, and promise not to chuck my phone anymore." I lectured him. He sighed like he was seriously suffering and I heard some mumbling into the crook of my neck. "I can't hear you." I could but that was beside the point.

"I dunno why I have to, it's not like they can hear me... I'll just buy you a better phone if I break the damn thing... why you pay that stupid thing more attention.... Okaaaay, fiiiiine. Sorry ladies and gentlemen. I apologize for being a dick while you can't hear me." He said rather insincerely. I ahem-ed and shot him a look. "And I won't throw your phone."

"That was barely acceptable. I think you will have to make it up to us." I complained. He was starting to peck small kisses along my jaw. I sighed involuntarily at the cuteness factor.

"Oh I do, do I? And how shall I make it up to you? Hmm?" He breathed against my neck as he punctuated the words with more, firmer kisses. I squirmed a little in his hold and grinned against his shoulder. My arms snaked around his waist and I grabbed his butt firmly.

"I can think of a few ways." I suggestively murmured. He chuckled and ground his lower half firmly against mine. I moaned a little as the friction between our two growing problems made my gut clench in anticipation.

"I see. Well how about you show me instead." He retorted before smothering my lips in a fierce kiss. I responded eagerly and opened immediately as his soft, wet tongue went seeking for mine. They tangled sensually and slid sexily against one another until I was gasping and pulling away. "Yum. More please."

Again we met, danced and tasted each other. As our mouths were occupied, his hips and hands began to move also. His hips pushed me deeper into the plush surface and rubbed my crotch into a swelling problem. His hands rubbed and grasped at my arms, waist, and then down to my thighs to pull them apart.

He sank between my legs and wrapped them around his waist tightly. I hooked my ankles at the back and felt up his strong chest. He was panting now as he pulled away and I bit my lip as I gazed up at him. His hands moved to my fly and pulled at it to open the zipper. I tugged at his shirt and he followed my lead to pull it over his head.

"Like what you see?" He grinned.

"Mhmm. Want more." I fake pouted as I dug my fingers down towards his button and tugged ineffectually at it.

"You'll have to let go for a second." He warned me, tapping my legs. I whined and tightened them for a second while he laughed. Then I let go so he could kneel up and pop his jeans open. I used my feet to push them down to his knees and felt his cock through the fabric of his underwear.

"Can I have this?" I licked my lips and he shuddered a little as he pulled his bottoms down eagerly. He was sitting back now, so I pushed him down and leaned over his crotch. I blew a soft breeze over and watched the skin tighten from the chill and then relax again. I pulled one ball into my mouth and suckled gently.

He gasped and one hand shakily went into my hair. I repeated my tender caresses on the other one, and sucked and liked his sac as he trembled beneath me. I finally relented and licked up his shaft to press a kiss on the tip, and take it all the way inside. His whole body clenched and I could hear the soft pants leaving his lips.

I took him deep and let my saliva build up around him. I sloshed the wetness over his hard flesh with each bob of my head. I rubbed my tongue over the underside, pressing into the frenulum and perineal raphe as I slid him in and out of the hot warmth.

I let him pop out and swiped my tongue over the glans and sucked it firmly until he was squirming and grasping at my hair. I pulled away when he tried to push me back down on it and teased his meatus with my tongue. He whined and begged me sweetly, so I relented and took him back into the warm cavern of my mouth.

His back arched off the couch as I sucked harshly on it, and then collapsed as I took him back in deep. I calmly let his length down into my throat and hummed around it. He was cursing now and I could feel his shaft pulsing with his tensing efforts to hold himself back. Can't have that now, can we?

I bobbed over him a few more times, ignoring the pulling on my hair. He tensed and I thrusted him back deep into my throat so he could spill right into my gut. The hot stream of liquid painted my esophagus and then sputtered over my tonsils and uvula as he slid out. I licked the drops of cum off with a flick and looked up at his satisfied face.

"My turn." I grinned up wickedly. I pulled his legs around my waist and lifted him off the couch. Carrying him, still dazed from his orgasm, down the hall to our modest bedroom. He huffed a little when I dropped us both onto the sheets but barely put up a fight when I finally coated my fingers in lube and stretched him out.

"Mmm, it's cold." He whimpered as I thrust into the opening. I leaned down and kissed him to distract him from the slight discomfort. He sighed into each thrust of my fingers and my cock throbbed in anticipation. I wanted this hot ring wrapped around me now. I coated myself and pressed forward.

My shoulders tensed and hips flexed as I lined myself with his hole. His legs clenched involuntarily around my shoulders as I pushed my length just inside the sphincter. I waited a second and then slid myself in further. His face scrunched as I pushed in past the rectum. The inner channel clenching as I teased the sigmoid.

"Mph, too deep..." He clutched at my shoulders and I felt the bite of his nails through my thin shirt. I pressed myself against his chest and rolled my hips to grind deep inside. He was sweating and panting now, and I smiled with satisfaction as a soft mewl escaped his lips.

"See baby, you like that. Just let go and feel it." I whispered into his ear. My breath traveling down the ear canal to tickle his tympanic membrane with its warmth. He shivered and squirmed in my arms.

"You're teasing... Just... fuck me already." He complained as he panted. I let a huge smile and bit down on his clavicle through his trapezius as I began to snap my hips into him. I licked and sucked on that firm muscles, my eyes closed as I enjoyed the feel of his tight inner sphincter sliding over me.

My gluteal muscles flexed and relaxed as slid myself in and out of his anus, over and over until he uttered the sexiest guttural cry and spewed his jizz between us. A few more thrusts and I crashed in deep, trying to paint his colon with my own hot cumm. My cry of triumph was relieving as it tore from my throat.

"Ah fuck. I should have taped this for our fans." I mumbled with a nasty grin as I stared down at his flushed face. He punched me in the side with a quick jab at my kidneys and I hitched a breath as I laughed, collapsing back on top of him.

"Asshole. Get off me." He growled, still blushing an attractive shade of red as I tried to kiss up his jawline.

"Hmm, now I am the asshole? I guess we are even then." I murmured back. He tried to twist out from under me but I just took his back and squeezed him in a hug.

"Can't breathe." He gasped as I loosened my hold and we both chuckled.

"I love you. You know that right?" I whispered into his ear.

"Yeah. Love you too." He mumbled back. I buried my face in his neck, took a deep breath, and then clamoured out of bed.

"Great. I'm going to go finish my story." I giggled as a pillow came flying towards my head and ran back down the hall to grab my phone.