???: *singing* Hello, My name is Elder Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing b-

Slam!!

Y/N: *mumbling* Fucking Church People.

Yeah this wasn't the first time that some holy or churchy group had to come to Y/N's front door. Heck that so called "Elder" was lucky it had been Y/N who answered the door and not like... the last time.

Flashback of The Last Time

???: Hello My name is -gah!

That elder didn't even get to finish because Vergil had just stabbed him with his sword.

Vergil: Silence your singing you Insane Buffoon!!

End of Flashback

Yeah.... needles to say there was a lot reasons Y/N had a lot of apple, pear, peach, and orange trees in his back yard.

Yet besides that, this wasn't the only time he dealt with "church people". Growing up he kinda had religion shoved down his throat as a kid thanks to his dad and his grandma. As he got older he merely just... stopped caring about all of it. Don't ask him why, but he just stopped all together after his teen years.

Yet now here he was with his own place, and for some reason or another, tons of different religious weirdos started to pop out of the blue. That of course meant that whenever Y/N wasn't the one that answered the door... usually he'd have to get another tree...for his backyard...for reasons.

Usually the ones that caused those reasons was usually Vergil, Cerberus, and Sans. Yet... somehow for other reasons it was Modeus, Justice, and somehow even Isabel....

While he didn't understand how Isabel...did what she did to the pastor... Modeus and Justice had similar reasons. With both, each had an older aged man answer the door and due to what the girls were wearing.....

... easily enough the two old guys died of heart attack and all of their blood going to where their nether regions and rising up one last time.

Then of course there was that time that a pizza guy had died due to Modeus...but then again Modeus was just flat out nude...

A/N: Apologies but apparently even with censorship Wattpad wouldn't allow me to use the picture. Just use your imagination and see where that takes you.

Any way, that was the usual case. Yet just as Y/N was going back to the kitchen to finish up on breakfast, he heard knocking once again.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Y/N then re-opened the door only to see the police (not the 1980's rock band).

Y/N: *sighs* Officers....may I help you.... again?

A/N: Minus the pancakes for now

Officer Olive(suit): Hello Mr. L/N. It seems that your...."Dogs" have caused some more trouble. May we come in?

Y/N merely turned his head and looked at the three hiding culprits and saw their faces.

He then turned and sighed again and answered them.

Y/N: *lets them in* Sure. You two up for some pancakes? Already have some coffee going.

Officer Olivia: *smiles* Thank you, that would be nice.

As Officer Olivia and Officer Nancy (swat uniform) stepped inside. Y/N had just closed the door.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Only for it to be knocked on again.

Y/N: *ticked off* Ye-

Y/N didn't even bother finishing his greeting as he merely stepped aside as Vergil entered back into his home dragging by the foot a banged up, scratched, bruised, and bloody Kiba along with him.

Y/N: *looks at what happened* Is he alive?

Vergil: Tsc, barely.

That usually meant that training went well in Vergil Speak.

Y/N: Well just take him back up to his room, and if you see the police just tell them you were just training...again.

When Vergil answered it was only after he had dragged Kiba up the stairs... banging his head against each step.

Y/N: And you better clean off the blood out of the carpet this time, it took forever and I ain't doing it again.

Vergil: *plainly* I'll have the brat do it when he regains consciousness.

After that Vergil left with Kiba. Y/N then closed his doo-

Knock Knock Knock!

Y/N: *loosing it* Oh for Fucks- *rapidly opens the door* Wha-.... Judgement....why are you wearing a dress?

Judgement: *blushing* ........*in a quiet embarrassed voice* Justice......

As Judgement embarrassingly stepped inside, Y/N-

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

- was just about pissed and ready to kick whosever ass was behind and knocking on his door. If it's not one of his family, peerage, or the girl scouts, then there was gonna be problems.

Yet... oddly enough Y/N merely opened the door and was actually surprised. The reason for that was that there was a woman at the door....a woman that apparently looked oddly similar to his girls.....

???: Hiiiii~

Y/N:.........

Time Skip

Welp...... apparently now he had another demon girl living with him...a demon girl that was also a Goat Demon....that had kinky and horny GOAT fetishes.....that apparently also jumped Y/N after she turned him into a goat ....

....in front of everybody.... including the police....and apparently her name was Baphomet....

Yeah...that happened. Luckily for the rest of the weekend not much happened....besides the fact that he got tormented by his girls for now having a "Goat Fetish" and becoming a FURRY.

Even Sans messed with him saying that now they Both had a Goat Girl.

Yeah Y/N was starting to feel like most others who felt like a Garfield. That of course meant hating Mondays. Thankfully though it did mean something for him to do. As he made his way through the school he could see that nobody seemed to recognize him from before. It seemed that they had all had their memories wiped minus the student council who were all demons.

As he opened the door to the student council, he was greeted by the sight of Sona talking to two.....

Sona: Y/N, I'd like to formally introduce you to Miss Xenovia and Miss Irina.

Y/N:....*raises an eyebrow* You called me to meet a couple of Church Hookers?

Sona/Xenovia/Irina: *stunned and slack jawed*...................

Y/N:..........What?

Meanwhile

Lucy wouldn't admit it, but she somewhat felt bad about teasing Y/N over the weekend....for about a minute. Hell, she remembered she even turned into a Goat herself.

She teased Y/N about doing her like that in that form..... only for Y/N to respond by actually furiously doing her in anger...yet it was still worth it in her opinion.

Besides that though, she had a talk with Y/N after their heated sex and it was about Azazel and what she was now expericing. She didn't tell Y/N that she MAY OR MAY NOT have had a hand in persuading Azazel to fall more and more, yet as she saw how Y/an felt about it she actually.... sympathized for the poor foolish Angel. Why she remembered when she herself how "fallen".

Besides obviously her looks, she also changed in thinking, believing, and of course feeling. It took her many years to get back of some of what she lost during her transformation...but she didn't get back everything. Now here was Azazel slowly going through it...and she was not going to let that happened.

Azazel might be an Angel, but with the time they've all spent together with Y/N...now they were like an odd yet happy family. So of course being the ruler and the Queen of Hell, it was right of her to look after her subjects/family.... besides it wasn't like she ACTUALLY cared about them or anything....at least not out loud...

A/N: And that's what he end of this chapter.

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