So I just woke up, and I had the weirdest dream ever. I usually have scary or weird dreams most nights I have no idea why....
Anyhoo it was so strange I thought I'd write it all down before I forget it, so I could share it with you all. Spelling etc probably off but I'm half asleep right here lol

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It started out in Hogwarts but it wasn't really Hogwarts it was a weird place, every time I walked passed Snape's room he was in the doorway looking really sad. So I made fun of him and shouted abuse whenever I walked past. I was a real bitch. He never scolded me or got angry, he just stood there looking down at the floor each time. Then one day I went passed and spat my usual bullshit and she snapped at me "you're a good for nothing brat!" He boomed
So I smirked and laughed at him and stormed into a random class room down the corridor and completely trashed the place. Then I slumped down against the wall crying because of what he said.

He stormed in and threw himself onto some kind of futon/put me up bed no more than 6 ft from me and started wailing and crying hysterically mumbling things like "I'm sorry" and "lily please." And the bitch in me softened and I realised I cared that he was upset so I consoled him.
He asked me "why are you being so nice to me?" I felt awful, he had to ask me that. So I said "because I love you" (wtf?) and he said "you don't!" I snapped "I do!" And he sighed and looked into my eyes like sad boy and whimpered "you can't love me, nobody loves me.." I wanted to prove him wrong so I kissed him.

Next thing I know we're in the corridor and he has me up against the wall, we were doing the deed and people were walking past like nothing was happening. we are both very close to climax.... but I stopped it and  I pushed him off, he was really upset and angry and he ran off
I felt bad again so I ran after him and I followed him as he jumped into a water slide flume. We both went down this tube winding around it like you do on those things and then we landed in a room.

He stops, his anger falling from his face and returning to a calm sad Snape,
"You don't want it because you still want him.." (No idea who the other guy us?)
"No, I want you. Something just told me to quit so I did I'm sorry" I reassured him and he nodded and pulled me into a hug.

Next thing I know I wake up and I'm in a bloody hospital abroad somewhere, no Snape.
But my mother is doing my head in from my bedside, I'm horrible to her because I was feeling really ill and I ordered her to leave so she did, I spent hours with this huge needle in my leg because the doctors left me for some test and never returned, I tried to get another doctor but I couldn't understand them, I got pissed off and pulled the needle/drip/whatever it was out myself. I thought I did a good job considering I have no medical training.

I spend another few hours trying to find someone to listen so I can discharge myself, eventually I get discharged and decided to walk home. My leg starts hurting really bad and Im going really dizzy and think it's infected but I can't find the hospital or find a place to lay down INSTEAD I hobble into Chinese takeaway and order some Spring rolls, (random) then spend ages chatting with the chef on how to make a perfect spring roll, I told him mine always came out tasting awful. He told me I'd been frying them in the wrong oil. I paid for the spring rolls and left the shop. Feeling really dizzy my leg has weird stuff coming out of it and i still can't find that damn hospital!!!!

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Then I woke up, and thought "what the actual fuck was that?"
And since waking up my leg has been really aching and hurting where it was hurt in the dream

Weird.