(Naruto is seen with Jiraiya and Haku as they walk in the search of Tsunade.)

Haku: Are we close to find her?

Naruto: Not even a bit. We walked almost nothing. And besides, we still have no idea who is this woman he is looking for.

(Suddenly Jiraiya decides to introduce himself.)

Jiraiya: Allow me to reveal my true identity. North to south and East to West, not even the spirits can defeat this Sannin! The white haired toad charmer! The furious ninja who strikes fear into men's hearts! (poses) Master Jiraiya! Yeah! I'm talking about myself!

(Haku yawns as Naruto merely walks past Jiraiya. They then go to the signal that points out two roads.)

Naruto: Atafuku is 10 kilometers.

Haku: You mean "Otafuku".

Naruto: I still don't get why a Legendary Sannin would choose a genin to be his traveling companion.

Haku: Let alone a ninja from another village.

Naruto: Whatever it is, I have a feeling we'll find out sooner or later.

(Jiraiya then approaches them.)

Jiraiya: Well, actually, kids, long ago, the fourth Hokage was a pupil of mine, and despite the white color, you, Naruto Uzumaki, have an incredible resemblance of him, which is almost comic. (walks away) Sorry, that's the only reason I have.

Naruto: You could have resumed this in only 20 words, old man. (sighs) Oh well, I guess we better get going. The sooner we finish this mission, the better.

(Naruto walks past Jiraiya as Haku follows him, and the Sannin sighs.)

(Back to the Hidden Leaf Village, Sakura is wiping the walls of her house until her mother calls her.)

Sakura's Mother: Sakura, come in.

Sakura: Coming.

(She approaches her as a box is seen in a table.)

Sakura's Mother: Can you take these cupcakes to Ino's house?

Sakura: To Ino's house? (sees the box) These ones?

Sakura's Mother: That's right. Don't bother her by standing in there for much longer, okay? Everybody is real busy lately.

Sakura: (prepares to leave) Alright, mom, I know. See you later.

(She walks while everyone is rebuilding the village.)

Sakura: I should take some of these to Naruto later. Does he like candies? To Sasuke too, and Kin, Karin, even Haku. On second thought, Naruto eats anything.

(She remembers her talk with Naruto.)

Sakura: Naruto... thank you for saving me from Gaara.

Naruto: No need to thank me.

(Sakura and Naruto see Kakashi and Sasuke training.)

Naruto: But I'm glad you acknowledge my efforts.

Sakura: Come on, Naruto. You're not being too modest, are you? Sure, I didn't think you could do much at first, but it's not anyone who could stand up to that sand ninja.

Naruto: I'm just stating facts. Even Sasuke saw that. Even when he was close to die, he watched how I singlehandedly defeated him. And I can notice he did his best too. We all have within us a potential unlike anything ever seen before.

Sakura: It's true... you saved everyone.

(Back to present.)

Sakura: (smiles) I'll save some for Naruto. He must be hungry.

(Cut to Sasuke, he is seen training his Chidori somewhere in the Village.)

Sasuke: I couldn't... (in mind) I couldn't do anything. (remembers his last fight) I never want to see that thing again. To see my best friends falling right in front of me.

Naruto: No matter what happens. I'll fight for as long as I can.

(Sasuke remembers having seen how Naruto got really strong.)

Sasuke: (in mind) Naruto is getting stronger than ever. Compared to him, I...

(He then remembers his brother, and tries to perform another Chidori.)

(Cut to Itachi and Kisame, they are overlooking a forest.)

Kisame: You surely could face him little by little, but I don't know if I could. He's in another level.

Itachi: Yeah, if we faced him, both of us would be dead. A very unpleasant result. Even if there were more of us, the result would still be the same.

Kisame: Never thought I'd have to face one of the legendary Sannin.

(The scene cuts to Naruto, Haku and Jiraiya, implying that they're watching over them.)

Kisame: (offscreen) If we faced them, then both the Uchiha Clan and the Seven Mist Swordsmen will have their names dragged through the mud.

Itachi: Exactly, but even so, even the strongest among the opponents always has a weakness.

(Some moments later, Naruto and Haku are seen sharing a kiss as he then turns to Jiraiya.)

Naruto: What kind of student was the Fourth Hokage?

Jiraiya: Well, I guess I can say he rose to power because of my tutelage. So by having me as your sensei... well, kid, let's say you hit the lottery. (both Naruto and Haku's eyes narrow) What? Don't you believe in me? A good sensei would normally look for good pupils. This is very logical.

Haku: So you had someone as a sensei too?

Jiraiya: Yep, the third Hokage.

Haku: The third, eh?

Jiraiya: Yeah. That was when the Third Hokage was still unexperienced.

Naruto: Even Hokages are unexperienced?

Jiraiya: That's right. I was a meddling boy back then.

Naruto/Haku: (eyes widen) A meddling boy?

(Haku tries to hold the laughter, but can't as she bursts in laughter while Naruto simply syands shocked.)

Jiraiya: Wait a second, if you are one of Kakashi's pupils, so you must have done the bells training, right?

Naruto: Yeah, I did. I almost forgot about it.

(He remembers his first training with Kakashi.)

Naruto: That was easier than swatting a fly. Man, I forgot how that flying bug outsmarted me!

Jiraiya: Well, I got tied up in a log.

Haku: Talk about bad luck.

Jiraiya: Whatever, let's get going.

Naruto: Yeah, yeah, just shut up already.

(Jiraiya smiles as he remembers his training with the Younger Sarutobi and his young former teammates.)

Adult Sarutobi: There are two bells. And since there are only two...

Kid Orochimaru: One of us will be tied up in the log.

Adult Sarutobi: (smiles) Orochimaru, you're pretty fast to understand.

Kid Jiraiya: Cool, I have this trick up my sleeve.

Adult Sarutobi: (glares) I want you to come to me with the killing intent.

(The scene cuts to the several times Jiraiya failed to get the bell as he is eventually tied up in the log as a younger Tsunade took the other bell.)

Kid Tsunade: Well, Jiraiya, looks like I won our little bet. Have fun in the log.

Kid Jiraiya: (stern) Ah, shut up, you annoying little girl!

(He gets grabbed by the collar.)

Kid Tsunade: What did you say, you despicable fool?

(They had a fight until Sarutobi interfered.)

Adult Sarutobi: Very well, that's enough. Enough, Tsunade. You and Orochimaru will go home.

Kid Tsunade: Fine. 

(Jiraiya growled in anger as Tsunade stuck her tongue in defiance while Orochimaru scoffed, and the two walk away. Sarutobi glared at him.)

Adult Sarutobi: You're unbelievable, you know. How can someone be a ninja, always falling to the same obvious traps countless times?

Kid Jiraiya: Yeah, but...

Adult Sarutobi: You can learn some things with Orochimaru.

Kid Jiraiya: (angry) It's always the same thing with you, sensei. Orochimaru this, Orochimaru that!

Adult Sarutobi: Huh? 

Kid Jiraiya: The transparency jutsu I use is perfect when I'm doing research.

Adult Sarutobi: Ah, young man, I don't know if I care about where you go with transparency.

Kid Jiraiya: I wasn't caught spying yet. It's true, I swear!

Adult Sarutobi: Very well, if you're so sure, I'll go along next time. 

(It becomes silent for some seconds.)

Kid Jiraiya: Wow, Sarutobi-sensei, you're a pervert.

(The flashback ends as Naruto and Haku pay respects to something.)

(Back to the Hidden Leaf Village, Asuma, Kurenai and Guy are seen checking on an unconscious Kakashi.)

Guy: They are a problem, but apparently, they still couldn't find Naruto.

Asuma: That was crazy. It doesn't solve anything. After all, they have already infiltrated the village. (catches some cigar) It'll be easy for them to find Naruto around here. Besides, Itachi already knows Naruto's face.

Guy: Shh.

(Sasuke comes in, opening the door.)

Sasuke: Kakashi? (looks around and gasps) Why is Kakashi sleeping? And why is this room filled with Jonin? What are you doing? What's going on here?

Guy: Uh... nothing. Nothing important.

(A random Jonin comes in.)

Random Jonin: Hey, is it true that Itachi is back? (Guy growls angrily) And this time he came to catch Naruto? (notices Sasuke) Huh?

(Guy facepalms as he realizes Sasuke is among them.)

Kurenai: (stern) Idiot.

(Sasuke realizes that his older stepbrother is after Naruto, and runs to chase after him.)

Guy: Grrr. Why does this always happen?

(Sasuke runs around the village in search of Itachi.)

Sasuke: (in mind) So he's back to the village, isn't he? And he's after Naruto? What does this mean?

(He goes to Sasuke's house, but Sakura opens the door, and ends up dropping the box.)

Sakura: Hi, Sasuke?

Sasuke: Where's Naruto?

Kin: He and Haku went with Jiraiya in search of an old acquaintance of his.

Karin: We explained this to Sakura too.

(Sasuke then resumes his run after Itachi.)

Sasuke: (in mind) If Naruto is caught, he's dead.

(He stops by Ichiraku to see the "Ramen Uncle".)

Sasuke: Old man, Naruto passed by today. You know where he went later?

Teuchi: Sure, Naruto. It's true. Let me see... he, Kin and Karin were found by Master Jiraiya around midday. They ate a bit of ramen, and Master Jiraiya mentioned about going to a city outside the village. And then he and Haku drifted with Master Jiraiya.

Sasuke: With Jiraiya?

Teuchi: (smiles) Yeah, Jiraiya. He's one of the three legendary Sannin. Now if you want to find him, you just need to search for a big guy with black hair.

Sasuke: A big guy with black hair.

(He then leaves.)

Teuchi: Hey. Listen here, if you came by just to ask some questions, you could buy a little bit of ramen!

(Cut to the town, Naruto is seen with Jiraiya and Haku as they walk around.)

Naruto: Wow, how weird is this city.

(The scene cuts to a motel.)

Jiraiya: We're going to sleep here today.

Naruto: Huh? Why? I'm not sleepy?

Jiraiya: A good pupil must always obey his master.

Naruto: Alright, alright, no need to tell me twice.

Jiraiya: Yeah, no kidding. This is what makes a pupil.

(He then gives Naruto the key.)

Jiraiya: Here's the key. Train for a while, work your chakra, and then go to bed, okay?

Naruto: Okay, I got it. Adult time.

(Back to Sasuke.)

Sasuke: That outpost isn't so far.

(Back to Naruto, he and Haku are seen in the bed.)

Haku: Now that we got a room to ourselves, you know what this means, right?

(She hugs him while lowering her hand close to his crotch.)

(Back to Sasuke again, he arrives at the outpost.)

Sasuke: It's here. (keeps runnind) I guess I'll have to go from door to door.

(Naruto and Haku are seen making out passionately before it turns into an erotic style.)

(Sasuke is seen still looking for Naruto as he arrives in a hotel.)

Sasuke: Is there some blonde boy with a stupid face with my age? He's traveling with an old man, a white haired dude and a brown haired woman.

Manager: Sorry, but this motel is just for women.

(Sasuke then leaves.)

(Back to Naruto and Haku, they keep making out while he fondles her bosom and she strokes his boner.)

(Sasuke is seen in another motel.)

Sasuke: Is there some blonde boy with a doofus face with my age with a big old white haired man and a brown hair woman?

Manager: We just have elderly guests today.

(Sasuke then sees the motel Naruto and Haku are in.)

(Back to Naruto, he is seen receiving a blowjob from Haku as he moans while she keeps sucking on his boner back and forth.)

(Sasuke is seen with the hotel's manager.)

Sasuke: Is there some blonde boy with a stupid face with my age here? He's traveling with an old man, a white haired dude and a brown haired woman.

Manager: White and brown hair?

Sasuke: They're here?

Manager: Hmm... did I see people like this while changing turns? Let me guess. (smiles) Yes! A blonde boy, a white haired old man and a brown hair woman!

Sasuke: So they're here? What room?

Manager: (checks the book) Let's see now. That would be room 1, second floor, in the end of the corridor.

(Back to Naruto and Haku, the latter inserts the former's boner inside her pussy and is about to ride him until they hear knocks on the door.)

Naruto: Uh-Oh, we got company. (senses some presences) And it's not the old man.

Haku: Who can it be then?

Naruto: Looks like... two males wearing some black dresses with red cloud logos in it.

Haku: (gasps) Akatsuki!

(They then pull back from each other as they put their clothes back on, and Naruto speaks up.)

Naruto: Alright, we know you're in there! Who are you, and why does one of you remind me of Sasuke?

(To be continued.)