HELLO FELLOW AUTHORS!!
I'm back with THE FIRST EVER ACTUAL CHAPTER IN MY ONE SHOT BOOK!! This, if you can't read the title,
(If you can't read the title, why are you reading this now?....) This book's first ever chapter is about CHRISTMASS!!! WHICH IS SOOOOO VERY FRIGGIN CLOSE (if not already by the time I get this published)
I CAN N O T BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIKES GETTING EXPENSIVE GIFTS FOR FREE BY PEOPLE THAT LIKE US!!!
-ahem-
Anyways, ON WITH DA STORY!!

(Also, mild swearing warning)
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Frisk POV
"I'm Done Undyne!" I say, clambering my way down the ladder I was using.
"Okay Punk! Now, GET THE TURKEY BEFORE IT BURNS!!" My blue humanoid fish called from another room. As of last year, all of my monster friends, including me despise being human, would gather at a familiar boney brothers' house for a celebration of giving and, more importantly, getting. CHRISTMAS!! My bestie, Undyne, couldn't wait to decorate the two story cabin in snowdin that she shooed the two skeletons out of the house at exactly 8:30 am for one) so they could finish the Christmas shopping Sans left for the last minute and two) so, as Undyne said mere hours before, 'That Sans Wouldn't Be Fart assin' around and Paps wouldn't make the House look like a Christmas tree'.

Anyways, I walk to the kitchen, the aroma of a Christmas feast mixing with the old, but comforting, smell of undercooked spaghetti. I grab some oven mitts and pulled out a mouth watering Turkey, sitting on a blanket of a variety of roasted vegetables that were seriously tempting to eat. I place it on an already full table of food ranging from Monster food to classic Christmas dishes. I wipe a small bead of sweat off of my temple and craned my neck around to one of the only clocks of the homey cabin to check the time.

'Seven fifteen. That gives me.. forty-five minutes to get ready' I quickly work out mentally as I inform Undyne before grabbing nicer clothes and hoping into the shower.

~TEMMIE SKIPPIE! (Bought to you by none other then TEM. HoI!)~

Finishing drying my shoulder length hair, I walk out of the guest bedroom the skelebros had kindly set up for me, despite me saying I could stay just at Toriel's, though Sans just shook his head, insisting that he I stayed. So, just not to disappoint him and his brother, Paps the innocent little cinnamon roll, since last Christmas. I put the now wet towel into the Landry basket in the bathroom and helped Undyne with last minute decor before everybody arrived.

Around about ten minutes later, some of the first guest arrived, or rather the owners of the decorated cabin for the Christmas party. I run to open the entrance after a knock on the sturdy wooden door rang out. Upon opening it, I see two complete different skele-babies, short and tall, in ugly, but ironic, sweaters, as well as a piece of clothing. The short, but eldest, skeleton, Sans, had a sweater with the words 'Sansta's comin' to town' in the font 'Comic Sans'. Over the top of that sweater, he had his trademark cyan blue snow jacket, basketball shorts and pink bunny slippers. The best 'lazy Sunday' outfit with a touch of Christmas.
'Well. That's expected from the pun master.' I thought. Papyrus, on the other hand, had his usual 'battle body' costume, except for the childish cut out paper tree stuck on with sticky tape on the front with a Christmas Scarf and gloves. And ontop of his bone white skull, a red and white Santa hat with the words 'The Greatest This Xmas' on the brim of it.
'Again, that's to be expected from 'the Great Papyrus'.'
"Heya Kiddo!" The pun master said, lazily grinning and ruffling my hair, causing me to groan. I push his hands away and flatten down my hair as best as I can, only making him chuckle at my failed efforts.
"HELLO TINY HUMAN!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS' CELEBRATORY ATTIRE?!" Paps, the innocent little cinnamon bun, shouted. Then again, that was his normal tone of his voice.
"Looks Great Paps!" I say smiling widely, at both him and his small 'Nyehs' at my complement. I step out of the doorway and invite them inside their own home, closing the door to keep the cold air of Snowdin outside. (Hm...... Why is that such a weird sentence?) By the looks of it, they were looking around at the newly decorated house of theirs, seemingly impressed by it.
"Nice going Kiddo" Sans complemented, quickly followed by me groaning.
"Sans! I'm Not a Kid anymore! I'm 16!" I complain. (FU** IT! I made frisk fall underground at age 14!) Sans' cheeks have a hint of blue appear on them.
"H-Heh, yeaaaah.. keep forgettin' your not a 'kiddo' anymore." He shrugs. "Doesn't mean I won't stop calling you that." He chuckles at my facepalming, hearing a knock on the just closed door once more. Opening it, I grin while giving a very familiar goat a bone crushing hug.
"Mom!! You Made It!" I say joyfully, looking up into her crimson eyes. She smiles with a calm happiness, her motherly aura filling the room.
"Well. It is Christmas my dear Frisk. The best time to spend with you, my child, and all your wonderful friends. Also.." She reaches into a bag that was hanging from her shoulder, a bag I didn't notice when I first saw her. Mom pulls out a still steaming-hot pie.
'Must be magic keeping it warm.' I think, letting her inside the decorated house.
"The house looks lovely, my child." She put a hand on my head, "you and Undyne did very well." I grin in pure happiness.
"Thanks Mom! You can put the pies onto the table, just find a spot for them!" I say, walking over to the cough were Papyrus and Sans were watching a Christmas movie with Undyne. I think it was something called.. Elf? (Am I the only one who absolutely loves this movie?) I sit down with the gang, Papyrus seemingly captivated by the story.

~Time Skip To When Everybody Is here! Because of Lazy Author doesn't know what to do!~

Everyone was sitting at the Dinner table, laughing, chatting and eating while the snow fell outside. Sans would often squeeze out spun or two, making both me and mom laugh, and Undyne, Mettaton and Paps groan. Though our the meal, I thought I kept seeing Sans glance at me a couple of times throughout the meal, though I just pasted it off as my imagination. I helped Mom and Undyne with the dishes, Undyne making a huge mess with the water and a couple of smashed plates. To end the night off, we all sat down in the living room to watch a couple of Christmas Movies, human and Mettaton Specials alike. I noticed, half way through one of the films, that neither Undyne nor Papyrus was here. I turned towards the pun master sitting next to me.
"Hey Sans." He turned his head towards me.
"Yeah Frisk?"
"Do you know where Undyne or Paps are? They're not here and I don't trust those two by themselves." Sans just shook his head.
"Haven't seen them since they sat down to watch TV." This got me thinking. Were they Planning something? Because those to alone never meant anything good was gonna happen. I decided to let it slide and just continue watching the Tv, Hoping to god that those two weren't gonna burn the flippin' house down.

~Time Skip To A Romantic Movie! brought to you by Mettaton's Fab-u-Lous Legs~

It was about the third movie we were watching, nearing the end of it. Two people were 'accidentally' under the mistletoe, having to kiss.
'This is way to cliche to happen in real life' I comment to myself. (Huhuhuhhh) I hear shuffling behind the back of the couch, aka, where we are sitting. But I choose to ignore it, continuing watching TV. I hear the sound of quiet muffled laugher coming from behind the couch, but again, I ignore it. It wasn't until I saw something in the corner of my eye that I decided to look behind the couch. There.. was Undyne and Paps. With a mistletoe on a stick.. hanging above Sans and I.

'OMFG IM GONNA KILL THEM!!'
'IM GONNA GET TO KISS MY CRUSH?!?!'
'WHY DIDNT I LOOK BEHIND THE COUCH IN THE FIRST PLACE?!'
I was busy arguing with my thoughts to not notice that everyone had stopped looking at the movie, which had just finished, to look at the scene itself. Including Sans. His face was so blue that it would put Blueberries out of business. Both of us stood up. He looked behind the couch to the the smirking pair, while I look at everybody else's reactions. Toriel.... I don't even know. She look like a mix between happiness at the scene or smirking because she was the only one who knew about my crush on the punny bone. Alphys looked like she was gonna go full on fangirl, Mettaton's was videotaping the scene, and Napstablook... well... he just watched. I bet my face was the colour of a sunburnt tomato.

"FUHUHUHHH!! NOW YOU HAVE TO KISS LIKE THE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE YOU WERE WATCHING!! I WANT FRANS TO BE CANNON!!" Undyne shouted, like she wanted the entire underground to know what was happening this Christmas Eve.
"GO BROTHER!! I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE HER!!!" I froze, along with sans.
'M-My crush... likes me back?' I was surprised, happy, confused and embarrassed. All at once. Sans' eye sockets were empty while his face was a sky blue, a few beads of sweat dripping down his skull. (How do Skeletons sweat?!) Undyne rolled her eyes and looked at Mettaton, giving the rod with Mistletoe to Paps to hold and stood behind me, Mettaton doing the same with Sans. We looked behind each other before looking at each other. We gave them a chance without even knowing it. Undyne pushed my back with Mettaton did the same with Sans, causing us to kiss, Lips-on-Teeth. Both of our eyes/eye sockets were wide, but surprisingly, we didn't pull back. At least, until we needed air. Sans covered his face with his hood and pulled the strings tight. I just covered my face with my hands. We both run to our rooms and lock the door. The sound of laughing from Undyne and Paps as well as Fangirl screams from Alphys was heard through my bedroom door as I bury my face into my pillow, screaming slightly. My face was so flushed it felt like it should be hurting me.

'I just kissed my Crush!! I just kissed MY CRUSH!!' That's was all that was going I though my mind. I heard a knock on my door.
"W-Who is it?" I ask the mystery person behind the door. I get no reply, just a shift in the temperature of the room. No more then a second later, I see a still blue Skele standing before me, making me bury my head into my pillow once more.
"H-Hey... Frisk.." he says, sitting down on my bed at the ends of my legs. He takes a deep breath in. How?, I don't know. "I.. guess you know the truth then... hehe." I look up from my pillow to see him with his eye sockets closed, his body looking tense despite him not having any muscles or skin.

'Is he? Scared of rejection?' I think, sitting up and pulling him into a side hug, feeling him freeze, but hug back moments later.
"Hey, hey.. Don't be sad. I-I like you too!" I say smiling while having the pink tint return to my cheeks. Sans' face little up in a blue hue, his eye sockets the size of basketballs. I bury my flustered face into his chest, only to have Sans grab my chin, gently forcing me to lift my face up and face him. (Prepare for fangirl/boy moment!)

He moves the hand on my chin to my cheek, his other hand around my waist. Sans leans in, closing his eyesockets and gently kissing me on the lips. I was sure my eyes would pop out of my head, but I closed them and gently kissed back. I wrap my hands around his spine, pulling him a little closer to me, only pulling back when our lungs (?) burned for the missing air. Sans pulled me into another hug, resting his head onto my shoulder, whispering a sentence into my ear softly.

Merry Christmas Kiddo.

HOLY CHEESE CRACKERS THAT IS ONE BIG CHAPTER!! (2219 words to be exact)
I'm sorry I haven't updated my books lately, I've been losing ideas that connect to my story. So, to make up for it. I've made this One shot book to keep you guys happy. CHRISTMAS IS LEGIT AROUND THE CORNER!! IM SO EXCITED!! I WANT MAI PREZZES!!
Anyways, hope you liked this Christmas Themed chappie and I'll see you guys in the next oneshot.
Cya!
~Greatest Craptastically Out~