It's finally back, my wonderful readers! Friends...? has returned after the premier of the second season of Helluva Boss! Yippee!

Now, this chapter will not have a whole lot of action (of course) or Y/n due to the fact that I want to world build and keep the plot and character development the show has. Also, I have a thing for backstories. So I hope you all enjoy!
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At the Goetia Palace, a young Stolas is seen resting in bed, surrounded by stuffed animals, before he yawns and smacks his lips tiredly. He almost closes his eyes again, wanting to go back to sleep, but his big red eyes shoot open as he realizes something.

Stolas: *sits up* "It's my birthday! It's my birthday!"

The young prince hops from his bed as one of his servants follows him to his dressing room. Stolas cheers with his hands in the air, his excitement clear as day as he steps up on a stool and looks at his reflection in the mirror.

Stolas: "Birthday tiiiime!"

The Imp servant comes up from behind Stolas and takes our a tin of hair gel, which he begins to apply to Stolas' head.

Imp Servant: "Calm yourself, young prince. You know excitement is unbecoming of a Goetia."

Stolas: "Oh! Right."

The young Goetia takes a deep breath to calm hihimself. The butler walks off to retrieve a vest and cape, returning to put them on Stolas.

Stolas: *sparkling eyes* "But Father told me, today is the day. I am old enough to know my purpose and responsibility!"

Imp Servant: "Of course."

He places a crown on Stolas' head.

Imp Servant: "I'm sure it will be wonderful."

Now, after being dressed and ready, Stolas follows the butler out of his dressing room and down a large hallway. The wall is lined with four giant pictures of Stolas at various ages, such as when he was a egg, a hatchling, a toddler, and finally his current age of eleven.

Soon Stolas and the butler stand in front of a large set of double doors, which open to reveal a throne room. A monstrous black demon is seen sitting on the throne before it stands, its form shifting between multiple demonic creatures before he transforms into a more normal, owl-like form. This is Paimon, Stolas' father and King of the Ars Goetia.

The butler walks over to Paimon and stands next to him as Stolas approaches his father.

Paimon: "Ahhh! There is my little, uh..."

Stolas smiles gleefully up at his father. Said king whispers to his butler while pointing at his son.

Paimon: "Which son is this one? There's so fucking many."

Butler: "Stolas, your highness."

Paimon: "Stolas! Yes! Ha! Right, right!" *chuckles* "That's the one! The owl boy."

Paimon says as he walks towards the young Stolas before stopping to stand in front of him. He leans forward, surprising his son.

Paimon: "Well, my little one, it is finally your day of becoming a true part of tbe Goetia Family. How good for you. Are you ready to know what you'll be meant to do to serve Hell?"

Stolas: "Yes, Father!"

Paimon lifts up his hand as he opens some kind of portal, showing off the cosmos to Stolas. Two comets, blue and pink, fly out of the portal and up out of view.

Paimon: "You will be entrusted with the study of the Earth's skies, the stars, the prophecies they hold, all that stuff." *closes the portal and summons a Grimoire* "Isn't that fun? You will begin the studies of your Grimoire, which will grant you access to the mortal realm to study and observe..." *levitates the Grimoire to Stolas* "... and you will grow to be a mighty Prince of Hell, with your own legions to lead and pass on your knowledge to!"

Stolas smiles at his father, happily confident.

Stolas: "I will do my best, Father!"

Paimon: *leans toward Stolas* "Wonderful! Also, son, you are destined to sire a precautionary addition to the Goetia Family, so you are now engaged. Congratulations. Isn't she charming?"

Paimon asks as he takes out a picture from his cloak and shows it to Stolas. The young prince looks at the picture, finding a young Stella angrily strangling a dog-like creature with a bow in a strand of its hair and tears falling from its eyes. A second creature just like it wearing a collar with the same bow lies on the ground, tears flowing as Stella has one foot planted on its head, likely having already been assaulted by her. Almost immediately upon seeing this, Stolas begins crying and turns away from the picture in fear.

Paimon: "Ohhh! That's an ugly noise, son. Here, how about you cease this bitch crying?"

Paimon says as he pats his son's head, only for him to start crying harder.

Paimon: "Hm, that usually works. Oh, would you like it if I took you to the circus in town? Children enjoy the circus, right?" *pats Stolas on the head again* "Would that distract you enough from your non-negotiable future marriage?"

Stolas doesn't respond as a tear rolls down his cheek and drips off.

Timeskip...

A sad Stolas and his butler are standing at the top of the stairs into a circus tent. Paimom is not physically present, and is instead shown on the glass of a mirror the butler is holding up. Paimon looks around, seeing the various Imps filling the bleachers as circus music plays in the background.

Paimon: *to butler* "Is there a spot that's close to the front, but also far enough that I don't have to..." *sniffs and gags* "... ugh! Smell the poor?"

Quickly, the three are seated in an otherwise empty bleacher labeled with a crude cloth sign reading "GOETIA" in dripping black paint.

The tent quickly turns dark as spotlights instantly light up, revealing various circus Imps as they begin performing. Two Imps in clown attire juggle, two more in the background perform spinning front flips into the foreground, and a female Imp does a handstand on a demonic horse as it gallops by the Goetia section of the bleachers. Paimon chuckles and claps from within the mirror, enjoying the show so far.

Two more Imps are juggling while on stilts. A female Imp is seen walking and twirling on a tightrope in the background, holding a yellow umbrella as she does.

Back at the Goetia sections, Paimon is still chuckling and clapping within his mirror. Little Stolas, however, is very clearly not enjoying himself as he halfheartedly flicks away a peanut that lands on his Grimoire.

An Imp breathes out fire as he stands atop an inverted Imp pyramid supported by a wooden stand. Two more Imps in the background leap through hoops held by two Imps in the inverted pyramid, land on their hands, then jump to their feet as the crowd cheers.

A throwing knife sails through the air and sticks itself into a wooden board, right next to the hip of a female Imp shown to be tied to said board. The crowd cheers again as Stolas now dejectedly slams his forehead into his Grimoire while an Imp known as Cash Buckzo, the ringleader of the circus, begins speaking.

Cash Buckzo: "Nowwww, everyone's favorite thing about circus shit: the motherfuckin' clowns!"

A multitude of frightening Imp clowns with glowing eyes leap out at the audience from behind the curtains. Cash Buckzo laughs as they fly outward, the audience screaming and pulling away in terror.

Up above in the air, a small foot steps on a pedestal board accompanied by the sound of a bell jingling. A young Fizzarolli smiles at his partner.

Fizzarolli: "You ready, Blitzo?"

A young Blitzø, known as Blitzo at the time, gives a rope a quick tug. He doesn't protest at all when Fizzarolli pronounced the "O" in his name.

Blitzo: "Born ready!"

Fizzarolli and Blitzo leap off of their boards and begin a flying trapeze act. They pass by the Goetia section of the bleachers, and time appears to slow down as Stolas looks up in awe. His gaze was stuck on Blitzo, a small pink blush forming on his face. Then time resumes as normal and Blitzo lands on a ball as Fizzarolli swings away.

Blitzo: "Tada~!" *laughs* "Heya, folks! Wanna see me make a horse?"

The young Imp performer takes out a green balloon and blows it up. He attempts to tie it into a horse shape, only for it to appear as an incomprehensible knot. And then it pops, making Blizto's eyes widen in surprise.

Blitzo: "Crap."

Blitzo continues pulling out balloons and attempting to make a horse, but keeps getting the same result. His expression grows more worried with each popped balloon. At one point, the balloon appears as a normal oval-shaped balloon. The young Imp is surprised, but it pops nonetheless. So Blitzo keeps on trying and tries to vocalize some music to fill the dead silence from the unimpressed audience. However, he eventually gets it somewhat right as the horse he makes has no legs. Blitzo decided to improvise.

Blitzo: "Well, heh, it was a horse, but then it ate too much sugar and its legs stopped working so they had to amputate. Now it's a gross worm horse."

Blitzo gets no reaction from the audience except for confused looks. However, Stolas begins to laugh, clearly charmed. Blizto smiles as he points at the young prince.

Blitzo: "See? He gets it, because horses, they make no sense."

Fizzarolli suddenly jumps in next to his young partner, his own red balloon in his hand.

Fizzarolli: "Okay, Blitzo, that's enough horsing around."

The young entertainer says and makes a perfect balloon horse on his first try.

Fizzarolli: "Hey, everybody, look at this! It's Banana Pudding, the clown horsey!"

He shows off his red balloon horse to the crowd and makes neighing horses. The crowd laughs while the young Blitzo looks down sadly. Stolas begins to feel bad.

Stolas: "I liked his broken horse joke. It was funny. Their legs do stop working when they eat too much sugar. It's called Laminitis."

Paimon looks at his son judgmentally. Then he gets an idea.

Timeskip...

After the show, Cash is seen drinking backstage by himself. Then Paimon's butler walks in holding the mirror that has the connection to Paimon. This gets the ringleader's attention.

Paimon: "What a show, that was real great. So--ahem--that little clown you have, my son really enjoyed that one. I was wondering if I could buy him."

Cash Buckzo: "Buy him?"

Paimon: "Purchase him. Yes. Accurate."

Paimon claps his hands and the servant pushes a button on the mirror. It then extends out and stops in front of Cash, creating the effect like he's leaning over the Imp.

Paimon: "My son doesn't have any friends, you see, and he liked the little clown boy. It's his birthday, he's so sad and I don't want to deal with him. Can I write a check?"

Cash Buckzo: "Well, Fizzarolli is a big draw. He has a few more shows to be in today, so it would be pretty expensive."

The Imp rubs his thumb and fingers together which in gesture to money, which makes a squeaky sound. Paimon only chuckles.

Paimon: "No, no, the other one."

Cash Buckzo: *shocked* "Blitzo?"

Paimon: "Correct. How much?"

Cash Buckzo: "Wha-Well, he's my son, so... ah. Hm. Ah, how much ya got in your pocket."

The butler digs around in his pocket and produces a crumpled-up five dollar bill and a wrapped condom.

Paimon: "A wadded-up five and a slim-fit condom."

Cash Buckzo: "Ah, that's plenty. Done."

Paimon: "Splendid. Fetch him for me and we will be on our way."

The King of the Ars Goetia claps his hands and portals away, destroying half the tent in the process.

Meanwhile, Fizzarolli and Blitzo are seen playing together with their balloon horses.

Fizzarolli: "I'm Banana Pudding, and I like to dance!"

Blitzo: "I am Worm Horse, and I? I am sad!"

Fizzarolli: "Why are you sad, Worm Horse?"

Blizto: "Because... I have no legs!"

Fizzarolli: "Oh, well, that's okay."

Blitzo: "I lost all my legs in The War."

Blitzo says dramatically, making Fizzarolli gasp in shock.

Fizzarolli: "The war?!"

Blitzo: "Yes! The Great Pirate War!"

Fizzarolli looked at Blitzo with a "You're serious?" face.

Fizzarolli: "No. No pirates."

Blitzo: "It's a great pirate warrrrr."

Fizzarolli: *exasperated* "If you keep talking about pirates, I will punch you."

Blitzo ignores his friend's threat and continues.

Blitzo: "I fought bravely, but I could not run fast enough. They took my legs. There was blood everywhere!"

Fizzarolli breaks character again as he laughs.

Fizzarolli: "Oh, no, eww! No blood. Blood is disgusting!"

Blitzo: "No, it's cool!"

Blitzo says with a laugh, breaking character as well. Fizzarolli rolls his eyes and gets back to the game of pretend.

Fizzarolli: "Well, Banana Pudding is here to save the day with his magical feet he dances around with. He will dance all over Worm Horse and make him feel better."

Blitzo: "And then..."

There was a dramatic pause as Fizzarolli looks at his partner. Then Blizto grins as he takes out a bottle of ketchup.

Blitzo: "THERE WILL BE MORE BLOOD!"

He squirts the ketchup on his legless balloon horse, making Fizzarolli grossed out.

Fizzarolli: "Blitzo! That's so gross!" *laughing* "Stop!"

Blitzo: "NEVAH!"

Blitzo and Fizzarolli laugh together before Cash appears behind them. He grabs his son and pulls him up to his feet.

Cash Buckzo: "Boy, I've got a job for you. You are gonna spend the day with one of the Goetia princes."

Blitzo: "Eww. Why?"

Cash Buckzo: "Because money! Now listen carefully. You are being bought out to be his playmate, but I want you to steal as much from those rich fuckers as you possibly can."

Blitzo: *scared* "Steal? But what if I get caught?"

Cash Buckzo: "Don't you want your family to be able to buy a bigger tent? Better food? Don't you want to be able to help me and your mama out?"

Blitzo: "Of course I wanna help Mama!"

Cash Buckzo: "Then you gotta do this. Everything those rich fucks have will be worth a fortune."

Cash hiccups from drinking his alcohol.

Blitzo: "But what if I'm caught? I'm scared, Dad."

Cash Buckzo: "There are scarier things, aren't there, son?"

Blitzo: "But--"

Cash interrupts his son by giving him sad eyes, and Blizto responds dejectedly.

Blitzo: "Yes, Papa."

Timeskip...

Paimon, his butler, and the young Stolas are seen standing in front of their house as Blitzo and his father walk up to them. Stolas blushes again when he sees Blitzo, but he shakes it away so no one would notice.

Paimon: "Here is your new friend, my son. Happy birthday."

This makes Stolas get excited as he smiled at Blitzo.

Stolas: "A friend?"

Blitzo: "I guess. Hi, uh, I'm Blitzo."

Stolas: "I'm Stolas. It's nice to--"

Stolas bows to Blitzo, only to smacked in the back of the head by his father.

Paimon: "Don't bow to that one! He bows to us. Idiot."

Stolas: "Oh, right. Sorry, Father."

Paimon: "I'm so good at daddy-ing!"

Later that day, Blitzo and Stolas are sitting on the library floor and surrounded by books. Blitzo is bored while Stolas is excitedly info-dumping about the books in question.

Stolas: "This is my book on the difference between frogs and toads, there's a lot of differences! And this is my book on plants and herbs! Did you know plants can hear you?"

Blitzo: "Plants are boring. This is all boring stuff."

Stolas: "Oh, I'm sorry. I've never had a friend to share my books with."

Blitzo: "You know what would be a fun?" *stands up* "A game. Let's play "Treasure Hunt"!"

Stolas: "What's that?"

Blitzo: "It's where we pretend we are pirates and we go around the house collecting all the nicest things, and then we throw them out the window!"

Stolas: *incredulous* "We throw them out the window?"

Blitzo: "Yes."

Stolas: "Since when did pirates throw things out windows?"

Blitzo: "Since, like, the dawn of time. Come on, pirates are always throwing stuff out windows."

Stolas: "I don't think they had windows."

Blitzo: "What, did a book say that?"

Stolas: "Yes, actually!"

The young prince says as he takes out two books titled "Pirates" and "The Porthole Myth".

Stolas: "Several!"

Blitzo: "Well, in this game..." *takes Stolas' books and chucks them away* "... we're throwing them out the window, because it's fun."

Stolas: "Well, that's an odd game." *gasps* "Is this an Imp game?"

Blitzo: "Sure, why not?"

Stolas: "Well, if it's what you want to play."

Blitzo: "Let's do it!"

And with that, the two of them run throughout the palace giggling as they fill up bags filled with things from all around the palace. They raid every room and hallway, and stuff a bag full of items from a large room with shelves filled with countless items. Eventually, they stop at a chandelier and look at it in wonder. Stolas walks past its low-hanging pieces and brushes his hand against it as Blitzo takes a piece of it.

Blitzo: "Yes."

Stolas: "Yay!"

The two spin around before falling to the floor on their backs, giggling together.

Later, the two run by a balcony while they kept giggling. However, Blitzo stops when he hears a whistle and runs up to the edge of the balcony with his bag of treasures as Stolas kept going. His father pops out of a bush and makes a "throw to me" gesture. Blizto looks behind to see Stolas bouncing on a stool in an attempt to reach something and doesn't see anything. So the young Imp performer grunts with effort and throws the bag of treasures down to his father, who then ducks back into the bushes.

Stolas: "Blitzo, over here!"

Blitzo leaves the balcony and runs over to the young prince.

Timeskip...

It was getting late (I think? It's hard to tell the time of day in Hell), and the two Hellborn children are seen outside by a tree. Stolas is sitting on the roots, looking at his Grimoire, while Blitzo was climbing it. However, he falls and hangs on a branch by only his tail. He looks down at Stolas.

Blitzo: "So, what is that? Your diary?"

Stolas: "No, this is my new Grimoire! It's a spell book! I have to learn it so I can access the Living World!

Blitzo: "The Living World? Like the world with humans and stuff? Where the Sinners come from?"

Stolas nods with a hum.

Blitzo: "That's cool!"

Stolas: "Yes! I'm supposed to use it to study the sky!"

Blitzo: "Why?"

Stolas: "My dad says I can find prophecies, but I don't really know. But I'm supposed to. That's what my job will be when I grow up. To join the rest of the Goetia Family."

Blitzo: "Well, you know what's I'm gonna do when I grow up?" *jumps back on the tree* "I'm gonna run my own circus and I'm gonna be the most famous Imp ever, and I'll be able to do what I want to do all day! I'm gonna make so much money and buy myself a big building, with a big office!"

Stolas: "A big office? For a circus?"

Blitzo: "Yeah! A big office! Circus business with clowns and horses! And the horses will all have good names, like Stapler and Buiscuit Queen."

Stolas giggles at this.

Stolas: "I'm sure you will. That sounds like a good business."

Blitzo: "Yeah! And if you want to apply, I'll hire you. Maybe."

Stolas: *laughs* "You'll hire me?"

Blitzo: "Yeah, if I feel like it."

Stolas: "Well, I hope I qualify." *giggles* "You'd be a good boss."

Blitzo: "You say that with sarcasm, but J totes would."

This makes both children laugh.

25 Years Later...

Nearly three decades later, an adult Stolas wakes up looking dejected. He groans and stands from his bed, getting dressed in his robe before going to his boudoir and takes a bottle of pills. Then he goes to his library and opens up his Grimoire. However, outside the window behind him, an Imp in a suit tries to pull the window open so he could get inside. However, Stolas closes his Grimoire and leaves, not seeing the Imp who falls off the window.

After checking on Octavia who was still asleep, Stolas makes his way to the kitchen where he hears his wife, Stella Goetia, talking to someone over the phone, obviously bitching about him or some stupid inconvenience.

Stella: "I know still being married isn't a big enough occasion, but to be fair, it's no picnic being married to a boring stiff like Stolas."

Stella says as her husband makes some coffee for himself. Stolas overhears what she said and goes to speak up, but his wife holds a finger to him and he instead walks away to the table to drink his morning coffee. He uses magic to open up and hold a nearby newspaper up in front of him, which read "Not Divorced: Anniversary Party! Couples Only".

Stolas: "Stella, what in Hell is this?"

Stolas asks, regarding what he just read.

Stella: "Ugh. Stolas, you know I like throwing parties. Plus, it's true, so, you know, you can come if you want."

She flips her hair feathers and goes back to talking on the phone. Stolas just sighs as he takes a sip of his morning coffee.

Later that same day, Stolas is seen drinking out of a goblet at a fancy party. Many guests are either standing together or dancing together. Stella is with two of her friends. She laughs loudly.

Stella: "No, Stolas is terrible in bed. I swear to fuck, he just lays there staring at the wall, and I have to do everything. It's embarrasing." *sighs* "I'm glad one egg fell out of me so I could stop pretending to want to fuck his scrawny twig ass."

She takes a large sip of one of her two drinks and throws it behind her, shattering it against the window. She laughs with her friends while Stolas, near the three, clearly hears what is being said about him to his immense displeasure. He was standing under a "NOT DIVORCED!" banner while Stella and her entourage walk away laughing, and the princess turns to look directly at her husband.

Stella: "What a pathetic fucking man."

Stolas snarls angrily with some bird noises mixed in. Then he holds out his hand to get the attention of a passing Imp waitress.

Stolas: "Do you have anything stronger than this?"

Imp Waitress: "We have absinthe, your highness."

Stolas puts his goblet on the Imp's tray and then takes the skewers of mice from it.

Stolas: "Bring me all of it."

He says and eats all of the skewers at once as Stella continues her useless and derogatory conversations with her friends.

Stella: "Poor people! Ugh, I'm so glad that they're not allowed into this thing. I don't want them anywhere near me." *laughs* "Can you imagine if you didn't have money? Oh, if only the prince of Hell was here. Now that is a man worth my time!"

Stolas scowls as a different waiter from before brings him a tray with a tiny shot glass and a green bottle of absinthe. He begins pouring a shot, but Stolas takes the whole bottle and begins chugging it.

"Stolas, sir?"

Stolas chokes on his drink and spits it out at the waiter in surprise, who claims he's fine. The Goetia prince turns to see two Hellhound guards, one looking more wolf-like while the other looks like a chihuahua or a dachshund, holding up the same Imp from before outside the library window. It was Blitzo, all grown up and now calling himself Blitzø.

Hellhound Guard: "We caught this nasty Imp trying to sneak into your chambers. What should we do with him?"

Stolas pauses as he looks at Blitzø who looked like he wanted to be anywhere but his current position. A small blush forms on Stolas' face, however, as he recognizes the Imp.

Stolas: "Into my chambers, really? Oh, well, that is... concerning." *clears throat and gets rid of blush* "Leave him to me. I will handle him accordingly."

The two Hellhounds just shrug at each other and unceremoniously drop Blitzø. He grunts as he stands.

Stolas: "Follw me, Imp."

Stolas turns and walks off, and Blitzø follows him as he glares around the room.

Blitzø: "Look, I didn't mean to interrupt your whatever party. I was just trying to--"

Stolas: "Don't bother with excuses. I know why you're here."

Blitzø: *cringes* "You do?"

Stolas leads Blitzø down a hallway, away from the party, and into a dark private room. He closes the the behind them, which he then poses against.

Stolas: "Yes, you are here to ravish me, aren't you?"

Blitzø was confused.

Blitzø: "Uhhhhh, you?"

Stolas: "Why else would you be breaking into my room? You could've asked to visit you know. It's been a long time, but I have a very good memory."

He claps his hands together and lights up the candles around the room, standing next to a large bookcase.

Blitzø: "Oh, yeah."

The Imp then sees Stolas' Grimoire at the top of the bookcase and decides to play into Stolas' fantasies to get closer to the book.

Blitzø: "Well, you know, I figured since you're a prince and all, it might just be easier to scale the walls and slip on in." *wiggles eyebrows at Stolas* "Certaintly easier than going through your fucking staff."

Stolas: "One would think you might be here for nefarious reasons if you are sneaking in during the cover of night.

Blitzø: "Well, I wanted to crash the party, and it's always more fun, you know, to make an entrance."

Stolas: "I recall how you enjoy making an entrance!"

They walk over to a couch and sit down together.

Stolas: "So over two decades since I last saw you. Are you still a circus clown?"

Blitzø: "Oh." *laughs* "No, not anymore. No, I kill people now."

Stolas: "Oh."

The Goetia prince laughs nervously and pulls away a little.

Stolas: "How afraid should I be?"

Blitzø looks at Grimoire and then back at Stolas before putting on a sultry smile. He opens his mouth to speak, his voice changing to a more seductive tone as he intertwines his fingers with Stolas'

Blitzø: "How afraid do you want to be?"

Stolas became a little flustered at this, as well as confused, thinking Blitzø took his little joke seriously.

Stolas: "Oh, um, well, I, uh, you know, I was teasing. I don't really--"

Blitzø: "Yeah, you seem pretty tense." *crawls towards Stolas* "How about I help you out there?"

(We'll, now this just seems like the beginning of a specific adult film, now doesn't it?)

Stolas tries to think of a response as he leaves the couch, making Blitzø fall off.

Stolas: "You know, this is, um, getting a wee bit-is it hot? I'm starting to feel it getting very hot."

Blitzø suddenly lunges at Stolas and slams him against the bookshelf, pinning him. The force of the impact made in Grimoire wiggle from its place and fall to the floor.

Stolas: "Oh! What are you doing? I barely remember your name."

Blitzø dyes the Grimoire before utilizing the nearby ladder to pull Stolas into a dip, clearly trying to get closer to the book which he uses his tail to pull closer.

Blitzø: "It's Blitzø."

Stolas: "Didn't it have an "O" at the end, like a clown name? I remember-oh!"

They trip and Stolas stumbles back, hitting his bed which the Grimoire slides by. Blitzø narrows his eyes and pounces at Stolas, pinning him to the bed.

Blitzø: *sighs* "Yeah, welln it's silent now, 'kay? So call me... Blitzø."

Somewhat uncomfortable and nervous, Stolas squirms backwards further up the bed, pursued by Blitzø.

Stolas: "Okay, Blitzø, what are you doing to me?"

Blitzø: "What do you want me to do to you?"

Stolas stammers as he tries to come up with a response. However, he starts to notice something was missing from his bookcase which Blitzø realizes. So he takes initiative and bites down on the Goetia prince's neck, making him blush crazily as he moans.

Stolas: "Oh, my... FUCK! Oh, wow..."

He moans again as he falls backwards into his bed.

Stolas: "You are so forward, Blitzø! Oh! What are we doing?"

He sits up as Blitzø is on the other side of the bed, trying to grab the Grimoire. The Imp quickly acts and pins the Owl Demon back down.

Blitzø: "N-no, stay down, dammit."

Stolas: "Oh?! So you like to command. You like to be in charge, hm?"

Blitzø: "Yeah, I sure do."

The Imp says and reaches for the Grimoire again. However, Stolas turns on his stomach and bounces Blitzø up and down on his rump which pulls him away from the Grimoire.

Stolas: "Oh, so you're a kinky little Imp, aren't you? Do you like it when I talk dirty to you? I want you to [CENSORED] me with your [CENSORED] Imp [CENSORED]! Get it all the way, [CENSORED]! Get it all the way through me, you [CENSORED]!"

Blitzø becomes frustrated as be grabs Stolas' head and turns it around 180°, covers his mouth with his hand.

Blitzø: "Stop it."

Stolas: "Yes, if that's what Blitzy wants."

Blitzø grabs the curtain from the bed poster and rips it, making stripes to gies around Stolas' eyes so he cannot see.

Stolas: "Blitzy, oh, my, yes!!"

Blitzø then ties Stolas' hands and feet to the bed as well as he turns him on his back, constricting Stolas and keeping him in place.

Stolas: "Oh, I've never had anyone want me this way!"

Blitzø ignores the Goetia prince as he hops off the bed and grabs the Grimoire, and he begins to leave.

Stolas: "You have no idea how long I've craved this kind of passion, and how much it means that the one who wants me is ... my first ever friend!"

Blitzø stops mid-stride and looks back at Stolas before looking at the Grimoire under his arm. He sighs.

Blitzø: "Alright, fine. I can do this real fast."

The Morning After "Real Fast"...

A loud thud startles Stolas awake in his bed. He hears the familiar voice of Blitzø coming from outside, and he walks over to the edge of his balcony to see Blitzø on a table with Stella and ber friends, their food splashed all over them.

Blitzø: "Sorry, I fucked your husband!"

The Imp quickly off the table and leaves. Then Stella looks up at Stolas and glares at him.

Stella: "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, STOLAS?!"

Stolas looks down at Stella for a moment before a massive smile creeps onto his face.

Stolas: "That was the sound... OF A FUCKING DIVORCE!!"

Stolas tears the "NOT DIVORCED!" banner hanging from his balcony in half, making it just say "DIVORCED", laughing triumphantly as he throws his hands into the air.

Now...

Stolas blinks awake, groaning in pain as he's next to an almost empty bottle of absinthe. He's still wearing his outfit from his date with Blitzø gone wrong, but now his mascara is running down his cheeks. He stands to his feet and goes to take his pills, labeled as "Stolas' Happy Pills", before opening his phone to scroll through multiple pictures of him and Blitzø. He begins to sing.

(His voice is amazing, please help me--)

Stolas ends his song as he leans against the balcony railing, looking up to the sky as he reflects. Footsteps approach, and Stella walks up behind Stolas.

Stella: "The fuck are you doing?"

Stolas: "Reflecting."

Stella: "Well, stop. It's annoying to hear you screeching your silly woes all the time."

Stolas: *turns to Stella* "Why are you still here? You leave with Via on weekends, but then you stay around the house despite everything."

Stella: "I like tormenting you. I want to keep reminding you of what you did."

Stolas: "I know what I did. I would feel bad if I hurt you, but we both know I didn't do that. You and I were arranged for one reason: to birth a precautionary heir to the Goetia Family, nothing more. I tried so many years to make it comfortable for us. To have this family, but it was never enough. The only reason I have endured your constant insults and cruelty was for that girl to have a normal life. I cannot do this anymore. I want you out. Now."

Stella: "What do you mean "out"?"

Stolas: "I mean out! Out of this palace, out of my place! We are getting The Divorce!"

Stella: "How dare you?!"

The princess steps forward, making Stolas shrink back a bit in fright.

Stella: "What do you think the rest of the Geotia Family will think? Andrealphus--"

She lifts up her hand to backhand Stolas in the face, but it doesn't make contact. Stolas simply catches it, having enough as he glares at Stella.

Stolas: "I don't care what your arrogant brother thinks! And the only thing the Goetia Family wanted from our marriage is already seventeen, so it's over! I'm DONE!"

Stella stares intensely at Stolas for a moment before pulling her hand away from him.

Stella: "Fine. I have no desire to stay in the place of a traitorous embarrassment. You have fallen from what little grace you had, and I know you'll pay for it."

Stella turns and walks away, heading back inside the palace to leave. Stolas watches her leave before sighing and turning back to the railing, collapsing as his mind is filled with millions of thoughts.
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Alright, I hope you all enjoyed. Sorry for not many images or GIFs. The episode only came out recently, so there isn't much to use except for the actual episode. I'll try to add GIFs and whatnot in the future. Next chapter will he a filler and probably quite short, but I hope you'll still enjoy it.

Have a good day, everyone! Buh-bye!