This chapter starts off in Hell. Blitzø is driving the IMP van down the street to the company building. He was terribly singing a song playing on the radio as Millie and Moxxie sat in the back. Loona sat in the front passenger seat, mildly annoyed at her adoptive father's off-key singing as he rocked to the music.

It's been three days since Y/n left her that voicemail, and Loona had been trying to figure out what do about it. Should she just completely ignore him and try to find something or someone to keep her mind of him? Or just confront him about everything? The first could make her completely forget about probably the best and greatest person she's ever met, and the second one could reveal all of Hell to Humanity, get both worlds in trouble, Y/n could get killed along with Loona, or she could be imprisoned for it, and she could lose Y/n forever. But she could also be with Y/n again...

Loona: 'Gah! Why is this so fuckung hard?!'

Suddenly snapping Loona out of her thoughts, a nice pink car suddenly drives in front of the IMP van and takes its parking spot. Blitzø swears in surprise as he hastily stops the van and keeping it from crashing.

Blitzø turns off the radio and pokes himself out the car window. He glares at the driver of the pink car and glances at the license plate.

SUCKS-4-LIFE

Blitzø: "Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!"

He takes out a megaphone and yells into it.

"Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!"

The driver steps out of their car and turns to Blitzø, shocking then Imp when he sees her.

Blitzø: "Oh, shit! Verosika?!"

Verosika: "Blitzo."

Blitzø: *opens car door* "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is--" *falls out of car and stands up* "--three Rings down!"

Verosika: "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."

Blitzø: "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"

Verosika: "They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups."

The pink Succubus takes out a metal bottle of Demon alcohol and takes a sip of it. She then wiped her mouth with her thumb and looked down at Blitzø.

"So, your sister says "Hi"."

Blitzø: *angry* "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

Verosika: "Actually, prick... it has my name on it."

She points at the parking spot and Blitzø looks at it. IMP was crossed out, and in its place was "VEROSIKA" in purple spray paint.

Verosika: "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."

Loona looks out the van to see what the hold-up was. However, her eyes widen in shock when she sees who her adoptive father was talking to.

Loona: "No way..."

Verosika: "... and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break. Plus, they hired an unknowing, but surprisingly qualified, Human to help me out today in the Living World."

This gained Loona's attention. A Human? However, Blitzø just growls like an animal.

Blitzø: "A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week! And Human help? You know that's illegal!"

Verosika: *takes off sunglasses* "Awww, you mad, Blitzo? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run--"

Blitzø begins to speak with her in unison as he grows annoyed.

"--three Rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"

Bllitzø: "Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!"

Verosika: "Choke on a sandpaper cock."

The Succubus turns and walks away as she flips the Imp off. She walks past the IMP van, making Loona hide inside the vehicle. However, Blitzø just follows her.

Blitzø: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna--"

"You'll what?"

Blitzø stops and turns to see a muscular Hellhound with dark fur and a scar over one of his eyes towering over him.

Blitzø stutters a bit before he answers...

"I-I'll call HR!"

A moment of awkward silence passes before the three burst out into laughter. Then they quiet down as Verosika motions to the Hellhound.

Verosika: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound: Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well."

Meanwhile...

In the Living World, Y/n is seen opening his fridge and takes out a container of some steak. He rips it open and goes to put it on his face, only to suddenly increase his grip on it to the point where it explodes.

Y/n: "... huh. I feel the need to hurt someone for some reason."

He sighs and throws away the container, realizing he's gonna need to clean up his mess and get another slab of meat.

Back In Hell...

Back in Hell, Verosika and Vortex walk off as the Succubus flips Blitzø off again.

"Ta-ta, fuckstain."

Blitzø growls as he crosses his arms, watching the pop star and her posse walk off.

Blitzø: "Ugh, I can't believe I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that."

The front passenger door is suddenly kicked open as Loona steps out of it.

Loona: "YOU KNOW VEROSIKA MAYDAY?!"

Blitzø: "Huh...? Oh, yeah, her. Yeah. We dated."

Millie: "Was it before or after she became a pop star?"

Millie asks as she pokes her head from the car window.

Moxxie: "You dated a pop star?!"

The small Imp asks as he opens the back door and steps out.

Blitzø: "Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?"

Loona: "Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday."

Millie: "It's you?"

Moxxie scratches his head in confusion.

Moxxie: "It's just... is she blind? Suffering from some sort of mental illness?"

Blitzø: "Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."

Moxxie: "You do that all the time, sir!"

Millie: "Come on... you kinda do that."

Loona: "You totally do."

Blitzø groans loudly before Millie gets a mischievous look on her face.

"What was sex with her like?"

Moxxie: *taken back* "Millie!"

Millie: "Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."

Moxxie opens his mouth to argue, but he then stops as he realizes his wife had a point.

"Touché."

Blitzø: "Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j-- find a temporary spot for that truck."

He tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to driver's side.

Blitzø: "Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit."

Blitzø tells his employee and adopted daughter and they make their way inside the building. They use the elevator and go to their floor. As they all step out and walk out the elevator, Loona begins to panic as she checks her looks with her hand mirror.

Loona: "Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!"

Blitzø: "Oh, you look perfect, Loona! Like always."

Loona growls as she narrows her eyes as Blitzø.

Loona: "UGH! Shut up, Da--"

Blitzø stops whatever he was doing and looks at Loona with stars in his eyes. However, Loona catches herself and pushes the Imp away.

"--Blitzø!"

She walks past him with anger on her face. She was only comfortable with Y/n saying stuff to her like that, and even then it was still embarrassing. Speaking of Y/n, Loona still didn't know what to do about him and their predicame--

"Oof!"

Knocking her out thoughts, the Hellhound bumps into someone big. She looks up and sees Verosika's bodyguard, Vortex, in front of her.

Loona: "O-oh, sorry about that."

Loona says as Vortex turns to her, making the Hellhound blush at his looks. Blitzø, seeing his adopted daughter staring at the Hellhound, immediately gets in between them.

Blitzø: "Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"

Vortex: "She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper."

He motions to the side of the floor where Verosika's office was. And, much to Blitzø's anger and shock, it was opposite of the IMP office.

Blitzø: "OH, COME ON!"

Vortex: "Sorry, man."

The large Hellhound walks away as Blitzø angrily mutters to himself...

"Oh, no you don't, bitch."

Moxxie steps up to his boss.

Moxxie: "Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..."

Blitzø begins to narrow his eyes at Moxxie.

Moxxie: "In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of--"

Blitzø: "Moxxie, shut the fuck up!"

"Alrighty, then."

The Imp makes his way to Verosika's office and forces the doors open. He walks inside as Blitzø watches the silhouettes inside mobe and talk.

Moxxie: "Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for IMP, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because--"

VM Crew Member #1 (Succubus) : *points at Moxxie* "Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!"

Moxxie: "Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I--"

VM Crew Member #2 (Incubus): "Want a kissy, little guy?"

Moxxie: "A kind offer, but... I'm married."

Then the silhouettes of Verosika and her crew all surround Moxxie as he takes a step back.

Verosika: "Hey... why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp. Dick. Boss?"

They all suddenly bare their fangs at the Imp and they all lunge at him. Moxxie screams as the Succubi and Incubi all sexually assault him.

"DON'T TOUCH THAAAAAT!"

Terrified for his employee, Blitzø runs up to the window of Verosika's office and bangs on the glass.

Blitzø: "Moxxie! Don't let them have access to any of your holes!"

After some screaming from Moxxie, said Imp suddenly barges out of the office and slams the doors shut. He pants heavily from exhaustion as his face was covered in kiss markings.

Moxxie: *shaken* "I... I gotta go lie down... now."

He falls face-first into the ground, angering Blitsø as he yells out in anger.

"Oh, this will not stand!"

He marches to the doors and kicks them open, catching the attention of the sex freaks inside before...

"ZA WARUDO!"

(TAKE TWO!)

Everyone in the office turn their attention to Blitzø who glares at Verosika as he marches up to her.

Blitzø: "Alright, *bleep*! THAT'S IT!"

He stomps up to the Succubus who doesn't seemed fazed by the Imp's outburst.

Blitzø: "If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! Fuck, I said that twice..."

VM Crew Member #3 (Succubus): "Mmmm... Is this Imp boy starting a Demon Duel?"

Verosika: "I think he is."

Verosika says with a chuckle before leaning into Blitzø's face.

"What's the game then, Blitzo?"

Blitzø: "Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you Succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."

Everyone in the room but Blitzø laughs in amusement. However, they see his determined on his face as he glares at them, making them stop.

Verosika: "Oh, you're serious."

She grins before leaning down to Blitzø's level again.

"Game on... bitch."

Timeskip...

Later, in the IMP boardroom, Blitzø is seen in front of the whiteboard with an easel behind him. Loona, Millie, and Moxxie were sitting at the table as they listen to their boss/adoptive father.

Blitzø: "Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients. We portal up. We have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!"

As Blitzø tells his plan, he pulls the papers off the easel behind him. Each paper holds a drawing of him, Millie, and Moxxie killing Humans in the Living World as he had described it.

Blitzø: "They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet, and we rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face."

He leaves the easel, which showed a poorly drawn crying Verosika, and turns to his "family".

"So... any questions?"

Moxxie: "Yeah. Why was all of that nonsense?"

Blitzø: "That wasn't a question."

Moxxie: "That wasn't a plan."

Blitzø: "I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs."

"... a what now?"

Blitzø: "I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dicked troll?!"

Blitzø asks Moxxie as he pokes the Imp's chest. Then Moxxie stands up on the table in retaliation.

Moxxie: "Well, why don't you take an art class?!"

Blitzø: "Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?!?!"

Loona, who was thinking about something, immediately speak up.

Loona: "Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"

Blitzø: *to Loona* "Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"

They all look at the readers and the author with disapproving glares.

Meanwhile...

Back in the Living World, Y/n was now seen entering his car as he wore sunglasses on his face. He wore a (F/C) muscle shirt with some swim trunks on and flip flops. However, when he sat down in the driver's seat, the blonde suddenly sneezes and accidentally hits his head on the steering wheel.

Y/n: "... ow."

Back In Hell...

Everyone then goes back to looking at each other.

Loona: *blushes as she remembers* "Well, I-I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along."

Blitzø: "Wait, say that again."

Loona: "I can... blend in?"

Loona says again as the memory of Y/n and her kissing plays in her head again.

Millie: "You have a Human disguise?"

Loona: "Yeah. Don't you?"

All the Imps in the room avoid eye contact with Loona who groans.

Loona: "You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without Human disguises?!"

Everyone stats silent before Blitzø says...

"New plan!"

The tall Imp declares and turns back to the easel. He then poorly draws a picture of Loona surrounded by Humans with hearts instead of eyes.

Blitzø: "Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"

Millie: "Flawless logic."

Moxxie: "I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!"

Blitzø: "Don't worry! I got that covered, Mox."

Later, outside the building, Blitzø puts up a flyer reading "SPRING BREAK VICTIM" and "50% OFF!". He walks over to Moxxie who was in disbelief.

Blitzø: "Now... we wait."

Moxxie: "Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!"

Blitzø smirks before turning back to the flyer. A long line of Demons are seen waiting to look at the flyer. Moxxie becomes slackjawed in surprise as Blitzø nudges him with his elbow and walks up to the line.

"Now, who's first?"

The Living World...

Later, a beach in the Living World can be seen. People of all shapes and sizes either walk around or just lie on the sand and talk with their friends.

Underneath the pier, hiding behind some rocks, the IMPs are seen stalking their new targets.

Blitzø: "Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?"

He turns to his adopted daughter who was skimming through the list of victims. She then takes a good whiff of it before nodding.

Loona: "Got it."

She says and stands to her feet. She walks out into the sun as a swirl of blue flames surround her. And just like when she first met Y/n in person, the flames died away to reveal a now Human Loona.

All the Imps stare in shock as Blitzø looks at his adopted daughter in awe.

Blitzø: "Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look downright awful!"

Loona turns to the Imp and glares at him.

Blitzø: "I am so proud of you. Now, go fetch!"

Loona rolls her eyes before looking at the Humans in front of her. Her eyes narrow as, in her vision, the targeted Humans turn red. She then goes on a support killing spree, bringing Humans to isolated areas just to have Moxxie, Millie, or even Blitzø kill them. One of them died like this:

Yeah. They were getting kills in left and right. Loona was back on the beach as she looks at the next target, only to bump into someone who was carrying some electrical equipment.

???: "Whoa! I am so sorry, miss!"

Loona: "Watch where you're fucking going, you dumb!... ass?"

Loona slows to a stop as she sees who she bumped into. The one carrying the electrical equipment stops as well before his surprise turns to joy.

"Loona?"

"Y/n?!"