HEY!

Wow! It's been... Two years since the movie was released?

Heh heh... Oops...

First I wanna thank you guys for actually coming around to see what this said even though you're probably mad at me for not updating in forever.

You: Yeah! Seriously, Ash? The fifth movie is already done filming for Primus sake!

Yes, I KNOW. I AM SERIOUSLY HYPED FOR THIS MOVIE. I can't tell you how, or what, or why I stopped updating, but I promise you that, now that I've gotten a chance to sit down and look at what needs to be updated to most, the updates WILL COME some time this month (November 2016. If you're reading in the future and there's an option to go to a chapter after this one, just go ahead and skip to that one).

Here's my plan:

On November 22nd, 2016, my mom, stepdad and I are going to drive up to New York (Not the city) to visit family for Thanksgiving.

That's a 10 hour drive.

So to take my mind off the fact that my back is killing me because whoever designed the backseats of my stepdad's 2011 GMC Sierra is completely retaarded, I will be in the backseat with my laptop.

My laptop has a DVD-ROM Compartment thing.

I have Transformers Age of Extinction on DVD.

You do the math.

So until I loose sunlight, I can work on the next chapter which involves... *looks at Planner*

The scene with the "J-Word" and the Realtor Aka Purple People Eater.

If I get really far with that, and I find internet access somehow on the 23rd (Idk when I'm going to my grandparents *Actually I need to figure that out because I wanna show Gramma League of Legends...*), you're next update will come the afternoon of November 23rd.

You: Well why can't you work on it now?

I am not allowed to use my TV right now. Rather not say why.

You: Ashley. Did you get grounded again?

... Nooooooooooooooooo...

Welp. There's the progress report.

Hey! If there's no update on Wednesday or Thursday, SPAM ME. MAKE ME UPLOAD THE PART. I NEED TO GET THIS FANFIC DONE BEFORE MAY. HELP A FANFICTION SISTER OUT, HUH?

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MINIPRIME OUT