why_god_why

One day Jaime was being called short by Owen, and she was calling him y'all. See, Jaime is 4'5" and Owen is like 5'7". So, naturally, they teased each other. Little did they know they both had crushed on each other OH BOY DON'T YOU JUST LOVE PLOT. Anyway, it was another day of them making fun of each other. And Abby was there too. She's 5'4". They were all in a triangle of argument. Jaime called Abby short and Abby had enough. "Ya can't be calling me short! I'm a fuckin whole ass foot taller than ya! Ya like height differences so much why don't'cha tell you 5 foot fuckin 7 crush ya like 'im, eh?" She ran off. Jaime was left a blushing mess. "DANGIT ABBY!" Jaime yelled.

Then Jaime and Owen got together, Erin was jealous and tried to murder Jaime, and Abby killed herself.

The end.