A baby's point of view

I was eating cherry cola tictacs like I usually do. People begging me for them, but me bein like "Fuck no get ur own damm tictacs." So, anyway, I was gonna meet up with fam 💯 later today. All my Wattpad fam. Like Spoopy-TicTac , MiTO-MaRS  and etc like my friends irl who use it- SUCH AASSSSS geek1225 and shrekdrowndhisdick and UselessPersonHereUHH
AND DC_Wolfie But we don't know each other irl

anyway, I was just about to go kill my self when all of a sudden *crash* the wall broke down revealing a white van covered in stickers like different sexuality prides and butterflies. Someone in a black trench coat and fedora stepped out and said "Give me Abby and nobody gets hurt."
Jailyn pushes me toward them and said "Take one for the team."
I rolled my eyes and walked toward them. They handcuffed my hands together and threw me into the van. "This is hella kinky." I joked. The main kidnapped took off their concealing clothing to reveal Spoopy-TicTac "Oh my god it's fam." I said smiling. Spoopy-TicTac nodded and said "Heckles yeah."
"NO SWEARING IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD!" I screeched, throwing her out the windo- just kidding all I did was yeet upon her. She gasped and fell backward in fake power overdose. "aahhhhh." She whisper yelled.

"Duck outta heere with your fake autism." I said, dabbing furiously.

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