Seth: *holding his paw up* HEY! Pound that hand POUND IT!

Zoey: ... *gives Seth a high five*

Seth: Let's go get some TATOR TOTS!

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Zoey: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Emily: My name's Emily with a B, and I've been afraid of insects for my whole life-

Zoey: Stop stop stop. Where?

Emily: ?

Zoey: Where's the 'B'?

Emily: *holding a frying pan* THERE'S A BEE!?

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Vinnie: I literally have so much to do! I'm like freaking-!

Alley: *had thrown a pillow at Vinnie* Calm down it. Relaxation. Chill out. Stop screamin'.

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Vinnie: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy! ...and my heart has been severely damaged... So phone chat her if you're out there-!

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Alley: *holding a MTV umbrella* Zoe, check out this MTV umbrella I just got! *opens it*

Zoey: Alley, that's bad luck!

Alley: Relax-!

Emily: *kicks down door* WHO SUMMONED ME!?

Alley: *scream*

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Emily: Look at the puns on that guy~

Tyler: *was eating a burger* Really?

Zoey: *swings door open* This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Emily: *points her gun at Zoey* I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!

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Seth: *fell into the basement*

Zoey: *stood next to the stairs* Hey Seth.

Seth: *from the basement* Hey Zoe.

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Tyler: You'll pay... you'll PAY for this! *holds a notebook* Whenever you're ready! Also, would you like some more water?

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Zoey: Em, why did you put your wooden shoes in the toilet?

Emily: Why do you THINK I did?

Zoey: I don't KNOW! But the toilet is clog-! Oh my god.

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Emily: 911? Can you tell me if you're refrigerator is running? Ha. Just kidding. Can you help? My house is on fire.

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Emily: Hey, how's it going?

Emily: *wearing a mustache* Pretty good. Now, you all may of thought there were two people here but actually- *takes the mustache off* it was me again.

Emily: Movie magic.