Zoey: Did it hurt when you fell?

Tyler: From heaven? No I'm not-

Zoey: I meant when you fell down the STAIRS! I watched you fall and lay there for about ten minutes.

Tyler: ...

Vinnie: *clears his throat* We both saw that.

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Seth: How many people do you have to kill to make it illegal?

Emily: One. One person.

Tyler: *pokes his head in* Are you sure?

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Vinnie: Text me when you're on your way.

Emily: Potassium!

Vinnie: God you're such a nerd...

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SamoanaGirl101: Alley, what issues do you believe this world is divided on the most?

Alley: Whenever milk goes first or cereal goes first, 'seer-up' versus 'sir-up', whenever you wet your toothbrush before the toothpaste goes on or after, toilet paper over or under--

SG: POLITICAL issues Alley.

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Zoey: How do Emily and Seth get out of these messes?

Suicune400: They... don't. They just create a bigger mess that cancels the first one.

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Tyler: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd.

Zoey: You say 'you people' like you're not part of the group. Well guess what Mr. Nearly murdered Emily! You're already on the Christmas card!

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Seth: *looking at Princessmelodykitten* Now before I tell you my idea, are you allergic to dolphins?

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Alley: Are you calling me a lier!?

Vinnie: I ain't calling you a truther!

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Emily: Why are you late?

Chaos-Prince: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bought of unconscious.

Emily: Overslept?

Chaos-Prince: Overslept.

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Tyler: I'm... confused about the nature of your relationship, is she your ward..?

Amòr: NO!

Emily: She's my daughter.