Tyler: So I decided to look through Wattpad and recently found out over 3,000 people want me dead.

Emily: ...you sound so mad...

Tyler: I also found this shitty fanfic of some girl killing me over the internet because I 'made you cry'.

Emily: Oh geez... you saw that too...?

Tyler: You know what I have to do, right? I will find them...

Emily: Tylerpie~?

Tyler: And I will throw them a birthday party.

Emily: Wait- what?

Tyler: I'm bringing cookies, you want some?

Suicune400, FEAR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY!