Jeremy: *reading a book*

Emily: *runs in* Dude! Our parents just said I'm adopted! Do you know what this means!?

Jeremy: Heh. That you're adopted and I'm not? *continued*

Emily: Jere. We're twins.

Jeremy: And? You're adopted and I'm- *realization kicks in* adOPTED!

Bellona: *in the background* (If anyone's adopted its me, you fuckers.)