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- Let's talk reality for a second.

- Okay.

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- When are you coming home?

- What? Guys, I'm not.

113

- Come on. This is us.

- I'm not.

114

This is what I'm doing now.

I've got this job.

115

I even do my own laundry.

116

- This is what I'm doing now.

- Waitressing?

117

I'm not just waitressing.

I mean, I'm....

118

I write the specials

on the specials board.

119

And I take the dead flowers

out of the vase.

120

Sometimes Arturo lets me put the

chocolate blobbies on the cookies.

121

Well, your mom didn't tell us

about the blobbies.

122

Hey, Rach.

How was it with your friends?

123

Okay, how would you like

some Tiki Death punch?

124

- What's that?

- Well, it's rum and

125

Okay.

126

Since Phoebe's staying,

we'll have a slumber party.

127

We got trashy magazines.

We got cookie dough. We got Twister.

128

And I brought Operation. But I lost

the tweezers so we can't operate.

129

But we can prep the guy.

130

- Rach, it's the Visa card people.

- Oh, God. Ask them what they want.

131

Could you please tell me

what this is in reference to?

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There's been unusual

activity on your account.

133

I haven't used my card in weeks.

134

That is the unusual activity.

135

They wanna see if you're okay.

136

They wanna know if I'm okay?

Okay, let's see.

137

Well, let's see.

The FICA guys took all my money.

138

Everyone is getting married

or pregnant or promoted.

139

And I'm getting coffee.

And it's not even for me!

140

If that sounds like I'm okay,

then tell them I'm okay. Okay?

141

Rachel has left the building.

Can you call back?

142

All right! Come on!

143

Let's play Twister!

144

- Sorry.

- Sorry. Sorry, sorry.

145

There was ice that night with Carol?

Plastic seats?

146

Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?

147

No, I was just saying

we're not sitting together.

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But now that you mention it,

there was ice that night.

149

It was the first frost.

150

Sit. Just sit down. Sit.

151

You're doing

this amazing independent thing.

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Monica, what is so amazing?

153

I gave up, like, everything.

And for what?

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- You are just like Jack.

- Jack from downstairs?

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No, Jack and the Beanstalk.

156

Ah, the other Jack.

157

Right. He gave up something

but then he got those magic beans.

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And then he woke up

and there was this big plant...

159

...outside of his window,

full of possibilities.

160

He lived in a village,

and you live in the Village.

161

Okay. But, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow.

I gave up an orthodontist.

162

- Okay, I know I didn't love him....

- Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.

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But, see, it was a plan. It was clear.

164

Everything was figured out.

Now it's like....

165

- Floopy?

- Yeah.

166

We don't know where we're going.

167

It's all gonna come together

and it's just gonna be un-floopy.

168

Yeah, like that's a word.

169

Okay. But Monica, what if

it doesn't come together?

170

Pheebs?

171

Well, because you just

I don't like this question.

172

See, you guys?

What if we don't get magic beans?

173

I mean, what if all

we've got are beans?

174

Get him! Get him! Get him!

175

Yes! You're not laughing now,

are you, pal?

176

All you needed were guys

hitting each other with sticks.

177

Pass it! Pass it!

178

- He's open! He's open!

- Shoot it! Shoot it!

179

Hey, look, we're on that TV thing.

180

Excuse me?

181

It says to call if you're not

satisfied with this candy bar.

182

Well, I'm not completely satisfied.

183

Well, the label

promises nutty goodness.

184

It's an emergency. But you know that,

or we'd be in the predicament room.

185

Hold on. Fill these out.

Sit over there!

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I don't want to make any trouble

but I'm in a lot of pain.

187

- My face is dented.

- Well, you'll have to wait your turn.

188

- How long do you think it will be?

- Any minute now.

189

Hey, this

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I'm so sorry, you guys.

I didn't mean to bring you down.

191

No, you were right.

I don't have a plan.

192

- Pizza guy.

- Food!

193

- Phoebe?

- What?

194

- Do you have a plan?

- I don't even have a "pla."

195

One mushroom, green pepper and onion?

196

No, no, no.

That's not what we ordered!

197

We ordered a fat-free crust

with extra cheese!

198

Wait. You're not G. Stephanopoulos?

Man, my dad's gonna kill me!

199

Wait! Did you say G. Stephanopoulos?

200

Yeah, this one goes across the street.

I gave him yours. Bonehead! Bonehead!

201

When you do that,

you're only hitting yourself.

202

Was this a small Mediterranean guy

with curiously intelligent good looks?

203

- That sounds right.

- Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?

204

- And a power tie?

- No, pretty much just a towel.

205

- Oh, God!

- You guys want me to take this back?

206

What, are you nuts? We've got

George Stephanopoulos' pizza!

207

Pheebs, who's George Snuffleupagus?

208

That's Big Bird's friend.

209

- I see pizza!

- I want to see. Let me see.

210

Hello! Who are we spying on?

211

White House adviser,

Clinton's campaign guy.

212

The one with the great hair,

sexy smile, cute butt.

213

Oh, him! The little guy.

Oh, I love him!

214

- Wait. Wait, I see a woman.

- T ell me it's his mother.

215

- Definitely not his mother.

- Oh, no!

216

Wait, she's walking across the floor.

She's walking, she's walking....

217

She's going for the pizza

That's not for you, bitch!

218

We've been here for over an hour,

and people less sick have gone in.

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That guy with the toe thing,

who's he sleeping with?

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Oh, come on, Dora. Don't be mad.

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