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All right, Phoebe?

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If I were omnipotent for a day,

I would want world peace...

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...no hunger, good things

for the rain forest.

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And bigger boobs.

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Well, see, you took mine.

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What about you?

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If I were omnipotent for a day,

I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

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There's always one guy. "If I had a

wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."

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Hey, Joey.

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What would you do

if you were omnipotent?

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Probably kill myself.

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Excuse me?

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If little Joey's dead,

then I got no reason to live.

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Joey, omnipotent.

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You are?

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Ross, I'm sorry. I had no idea. I

thought it was a theoretical question.

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The One With the George Stephanopoulos

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How does she do that?

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I can't sleep in a public place.

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Libraries, airplanes,

movie theaters....

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You slept at the Grand Canyon.

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Hello, Mom and Dad never took us

to the Grand Canyon.

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Mom and Dad took us

to the Grand Canyon?

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Would you look at her?

She is so peaceful.

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Yeah.

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What? What? What?

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- Hi.

- It's okay. You just nodded off again.

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What's going on?

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I got no sleep last night. My

grandmother has a new boyfriend...

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...and they're both kind of insecure

in bed, so And deaf.

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They reassure each other

that they're having a good time.

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You have no idea how loud they are.

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- You can stay with Rachel and me.

- Thanks.

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95, 96, 97. See, I told you.

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Less than 100 steps

from our place to here.

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You got way too much free time, man.

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There's the birthday boy.

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Hockey tickets. Rangers-Penguins

tonight and we're taking you.

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- Happy birthday, pal!

- We love you, man.

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It's funny. My birthday

was seven months ago.

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- So?

- So you had an extra ticket...

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...and couldn't decide

who got to bring a date?

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Well, aren't we

Mr. The-Glass-ls-Half-Empty?

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Oh, my God! Is today the 20th?

October 20th?

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- I hoped you wouldn't remember.

- What's wrong with the 20th?

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Eleven days before Halloween.

All the good costumes are gone?

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T oday's the day Carol and I first...

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...consummated our...

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...physical relationship.

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Sex.

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- You told your sister that?

- Believe me, I told everyone.

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I better pass on the game.

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I'm just gonna go home and think about

my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

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The hell with hockey!

Let's all do that!

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Come on, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice!

Guys' night out!

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Come on, what do you say, big guy?

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- What are you doing?

- I have no idea.

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- Come on, Ross.

- Maybe it will take my mind off it.

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- Promise to buy me a big foam finger?

- You got it.

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Look, look, look! My first paycheck!

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Look at the window!

There's my name! Hi, me!

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I remember when

I got my first paycheck.

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There was a cave-in in a mine,

and eight people were killed.

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- You worked in a mine?

- No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?

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Isn't this exciting? I earned this.

I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk.

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And it was totally...

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...not worth it.

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What's FICA?

Why's he getting all my money?

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I mean, what?

Chandler, look at that.

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This is not that bad.

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You're fine, yeah, for a first job.

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You can totally,

totally live on this.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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- By the way, great service today.

- Yeah.

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- Hockey!

- Hockey!

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- Hockey!

- Hockey.

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Rachel?

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Oh, my God!

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I swear I've seen birds

do this on Wild Kingdom.

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What are you doing here?

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We were in the city shopping, and your

mom said you work here, and it's true!

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Look at you in the apron.

You look like you're in a play.

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God, look at you! You're so big!

I can't believe it!

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I know, I know! I'm a duplex.

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IKiki, you look phenomenal. I mean,

you've lost, like, a ton of weight.

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And you should...

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...really, really It's time to stop,

you look perfect.

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What's going on?

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Well, guess who my dad's

making partner in his firm?

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And while we're on

the subject of news....

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Look, look! I have elbows!

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Passes it up to Leetch.

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Leetch spots Messier. Here's the pass!

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We'll take a time-out while Messier

looks at some women's shoes.

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Carol was wearing boots just like

those the night that we first....

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You know? In fact, she....

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She never took them off.

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It's because we Sorry, sorry.

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I can't believe

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- What?

- Peach pit.

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Yes, bunny?

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Peach pit. That night, we had

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- Peaches?

- Actually, nectarines but....

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Could've been a peach.

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Then we Then we got dressed

and I walked her to...

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...the bus stop. I'm fine.

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Hey, that woman's got

an ass like Carol's.

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What? I thought we were

trying to find stuff.

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Come on, you guys.

T ell me all the dirt.

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Well, the biggest news is still you

dumping Barry at the altar.