Drone: I have a lot of hair

Bob: We can tell and it's wet

Drone: Yeah. Here let me show you something

Drone: Since my hair already reaches the base of my neck when it's wet, I use this to hold up my hair so it doesn't get itchy

Bob: How do you have that much hair!?

Drone: It's better than having no hair

Bob: F*ck you

Drone: You're welcome