Drone and Todoroki:

Bbob: What are they doing?

Selever: They're creating Secret Love Child Conspiracy Theories also known as SLCCT

Bbob: I'm scared

Selever: I don't really give a f*ck but I'm bored so I'm watching this chaos

Drone: Deku and All Might Secret Love Child theory

Todoroki: Write that down write that down. I need to keep observing their relationship to prove my theory to Midoriya

Drone: Yes yes. What about Yuga and Subaru?

Todoroki: What about them?

Drone: They look the parents of Keisetsu with the hair and face and eyes even though Yuga and Subaru are younger than him

Todoroki: What if Subaru is Keisetsu's secret love child?

Drone: ...WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN