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Drone: In commemoration of Deku birthday, we will be doing a crossover for the first time

Everyone: Yay...

Drone: Ok *brings random machine and presses random buttons*

Tabi: Do you even know what the heck you are doing?

Drone: No but I'm pretty sure one of them will work

The machine starts working

Tord: Oh my gosh...It's Tordbot's family!

Drone: No

Tord: Yes it-

Tom:*hits Tord on the head with a bat*

Drone: THE MACHINE, IT'S NOT ALIVE BUT WORKING!

--MHA characters appear--

Deku: Wait I know you! You're the guy who forced me to wear orange hair dye!

Ochako: So that's why we got something called Inter-Dimensional Lawsuits!

Drone: Yeah, but anyways, happy birthday Midoriya! You have turned 17 not canonically but in other dimensions, Y E S

Hawks: So why are we here? We were just at some place with a kid called White

Drone: You mean WhiteThunder0

Hawks: Yeah him, I also met a guy called Phoenix and we are wing buddies now

Drone: Um...I have Selever and Sarv who have wings

Selever: I have small wings though

Sarv: And I don't usually reveal my wings

Hawks: Well, I'm outta here *goes back to the portal*

Drone: Well, time to seperate and see who gets along with who

-- Initiate Plan that has no name --

--Midoriya and Sketchy--

Deku: What's your quirk

Sketchy: what in the world is quirk?

Deku: To put it short, it's a superpower

Sketchy: Oh...tearing anything on paper

Deku: Ok *writes it down* What's your name?

Sketchy: Sketchy

Deku: I think we're gonna be good friends

Sketchy: Same

--Whitty and Bakugou--

Bakugou: What's your Quirk extra?

Whitty: What's that?

Bakugou: A power dammit

Whitty: Exploding my head and then regenerating it

Bakugou: Interesting, so you're like me

Whitty: Nah, I'm not some angry pomeranian

Bakugou: WHAT CHU CALL ME YOU LITTLE B*TCH!?

Whitty: A POMERANIAN, THATS WHAT!

--Monika and Momo--

Momo&Monika:*studying*

--Drone and Mineta--

Mineta: Why am I with you when I can be with a girl?

Drone: I'm watching over you in place of Aizawa, that's why

Mineta: But I can be with that cute chick over there *points to Rasazy through the monitor*

Drone: ...

Mineta: What?

Drone: Listen man, you already get enough hate from the community for your perverted attitude

Mineta: What community?

Drone: Nevermind, but just so you know, If you dare lay a finger on the girl that you pointed to, I will make you work at Mt. Lady's internship again

Mineta: What girl?

Drone: Exactly

--Todoroki and Tabi--

Todoroki: Do you have dad problems?

Tabi: I do with my ex

Todoroki: What ex?

Tabi: The girl with the red dress is my ex

Todoroki: She's your ex, she doesn't look like an X though?

Tabi: Dense...

--Dabi and Agoti--

Dabi: Dad issues?

Agoti: Not really, I was locked in a special prison for years

Dabi: Interesting...

--Kapi and Nezu aka furries--

Kapi: Hello!

Nezu: Hello young man *sips tea*

Kapi: Can I have some of that tea?

Nezu: Go right ahead

Kapi: Thanks! *sips tea*

--All Might and Bob--

Toshi: Hello White blob!

Bob: Hello...

Toshi: Friends?

Bob: Sure...

--Tom and Amajiki--

Amajiki: I want to go home...

Tom: Then go home kid

Amajiki: I can't...

Tom: Here, let me help you sleep *knocks out Amajiki* Well, time to sleep *falls asleep*

--After the interactions--

Drone: Goodbye!

MHA people: Bye *goes through portals*

Drone: So how was it?

Fnf people: Good

Drone: Whitty?

Whitty: That kid...I like him

Rasazy: Also, why do I feel like someone was staring at me and someone was protecting me at the same time?

Drone: I don't know what you're talking about

Rasazy: ...You did something didn't you?

Drone: No

Rasazy: Ok? *walks away*

Drone: If only she knew...but nope *puts away machine*

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