Okay so here's the thing: I am a firm believer in the saying that rules are meant to be broken. I see a red line? I erase that ish. And that's if I'm not feeling lazy, usually I'll just step over it and yeet my way through life. Buttt here we are to the rules page. Nah don't worry, I'm a lit af ho who gotchu. This won't take too long.

I think

HELL NO#1: Don't hate on me or my reviews. Trust me, you won't take me down because my ego is massive and you aren't the first to try to downsize it. If you try and come at me because you don't like my review, I will shoot you down faster than I spray windex at a bee.

HELL NO#2: Don't nag me. I judge contests, am an admin, are a part of bookclubs, and I write my one story. Don't be self absorbed, that's my job. If I take more than 2 weeks and don't hit you up with an explanation, THEN you can pm me nicely. Yo, you payin attention? If that's a yeet, the password is Arianators. If you demand your review, sorry not sorry bish  you out.

HELL NO#3: Don't consider asking for a review if you're not going to complete the payment. I have a lot of other stuff in ma lyfe and the reviews will likely take up more than an hour at the least each, so it's rude af and honestly is just low.

HELL NO#4: I actually don't have one atm, I just rlly hate the number 3

Believe it or not, I'm generally a nice person. Even when people irritate me, I try not to get into a full blown fight. But if you disrespect me or break these rules, watch your back.