2 weeks had passed since Kimmy and Jake discovered that they were expecting, and it had also been 2 weeks since Courtney and Jake kissed on the pier. Ever since Kimmy had been discharged from hospital, Jake had remained tight lipped on the subject, and hadn't told a soul, but that didn't stop Kimmy from questioning him on anything that involved Courtney. So after they had finished filming for the day, she took her chance to properly ask questions.

Kimmy: Jake, can we talk when we get back? It's kinda important.

Jake: Yeah, sure.

Half an hour later, they arrived home and after Jake made them both a coffee, Kimmy got straight to the point.

Kimmy: So I've been noticing you and Courtney have been getting more and more distant recently. Something you wanna tell me?

Jake took a deep breath and sighed.

Jake: Well, I guess you were bound to find out sooner or later. Remember that day when we found out you were pregnant?

Kimmy just nodded as Jake continued.

Jake: Well, whilst they kept you in for observation overnight, I went to the pier to have a think about something. On whether I should move back to England, because Hannah tried one last time to try and get me back, plus I really missed Megan. All of which persuaded me to not go back, for the sake of my job, you, and...

He gently put a hand on Kimmy's stomach.

Jake: For the sake of these two.

He wiped a tear from Kimmy's cheek.

Kimmy: Well, I'm glad you chose not to. Was it because you were missing your sister?

Jake: Partly that, partly because Hannah tried one last time to lure me back, but I just refused to be with her. But that's not the only reason. Courtney then showed up to help me reach a decision, and once I did... she kissed me.

Kimmy: She... kissed you?!

Jake: Yeah, she did. Now, before you get mad, just know that I didn't kiss back or anything like that. If anything, she tried to take advantage of my vulnerability.

Kimmy had a look of confusion on her face.

Kimmy: So she kissed you... but you didn't kiss back?

Jake: Because I knew it would be the wrong thing to do, especially now I have you and 2 little ones to care for in the future.

Kimmy: And can you promise me that what you said happened was what actually happened?

Jake: Kimmy, I give you my word. I would never lie to you. I'm not the kind of guy who cheats or lies to anyone. I promise you... that was all that happened.

Kimmy contemplated her thoughts for a bit.

Kimmy: Okay, I forgive you, but only because you sound like you're telling the truth.

Jake: Honestly, it's Courtney you should really be mad at. She was the one who initiated it in the first place...

Kimmy: We'll both talk to her about it, she needs to be put in her place. But also, seeing as you didn't stop it, you deserve some form of punishment. So... let's just say that someone from your past will be making an appearance in the next couple of days... or maybe even tonight... in a way that will absolutely torture you.

She then gently ran her fingers down Jake's chest, and with her other arm around his neck, pulled him in for a sweet kiss which soon turned into an hour long make out session.

Jake: You're just so amazing, how did I end up with you?

Kimmy: Just because you were being you. That's why.

As Kimmy then went off to make dinner, Jake sent a text to Courtney.

Just so you know, Kimmy knows you kissed me. And she is not happy with you.

Almost immediately, Courtney replied.

I'm not surprised. What I said that night was true. I am attracted to you, but I understand that you're with Kimmy and all. I just needed you to know.

Jake: Kimmy did say that all three of us need to talk at some point. And also, have you told anyone about her being pregnant?

Courtney: Not yet, no. Why?

Jake: We plan on surprising everyone back at the office when she's ready.

Courtney: Sounds cool. So...

Jake: Tomorrow, Starbucks, midday.

Courtney: Okay, fine. See you there.

Jake didn't bother replying as he then locked his phone and paid all his attention to helping Kimmy make dinner, which was her classic veggie burgers which Jake absolutely loved. An hour later, Kimmy said she was gonna get an early night, and Jake wouldn't be far behind her as he was pretty tired from filming and the whole Courtney situation. After another half an hour, Jake turned off the TV and lazily headed upstairs, completely oblivious as to what would happen next...

Smut alert!

Jake entered his bedroom and went straight for the shower. He knew Kimmy was up to something but couldn't put his finger on what exactly it was. He got his answer 10 minutes later when he emerged from the shower wearing just a towel, and saw Kimmy, hands on hips, dressed in her sexy police uniform, stockings and all.

Kimmy: Hello again, you perp. I have reason to believe you allegedly kissed another woman, is this true?

Jake: Er... well, she forced herself on me, I did nothing!

Kimmy: Oh really? Well, regardless of what you say or do, I've been sent here to punish you for your actions.

She circled Jake like a shark before pushing him onto the bed, quickly following him by jumping on top of him and straddling him.

Kimmy: Remember last time when we did this? Well, turns out that because you fucked me so good, I'm actually pregnant... with your babies... cos there's twins growing inside of this officer...

Jake was in shock of how seductive Officer Kimmy was being as she then took advantage of the situation to handcuff Jake to the bed.

Jake: Wait, what the...?!

Kimmy: You're not going anywhere. At least... not until I've had my way with you...

Jake tried to uncuff himself but it was no good as Kimmy made his eyes go wide as she undid all the buttons on her police shirt and shimmied off her skirt while keeping her knee high boots on, to reveal a dark blue lacy one piece corset which showed off her figure to perfection, especially her ass and boobs, which she noticed had gotten bigger recently.

Jake: Wow... they've grown since we last met, hey Officer?

Kimmy: I'm glad you noticed, you naughty boy... bet you wish you could touch and feel these, don't you?

He just nodded in reply, and just as she was going to take off her hat, Jake interrupted.

Jake: Keep it on... it'll look great on you when we're fucking...

She grew a sly smile as she pulled her corset down releasing her bigger boobs and also pulled it to the side revealing her wet pussy.

Kimmy: You've been leaving me wanting more ever since I let you go free last time... but tonight... I get what I want.

She then removed Jake's towel in one swoop, leaving him completely naked and also, quite hard as well.

Kimmy: Wow... just looking at that makes me wet...

She didn't waste any time eying it up and giving it a few licks to tease him before lowering her mouth onto his 9 inch shaft, making Jake moan loudly as her soft lips went to work, even deepthroating him a couple of times to make sure he was fully hard, almost making him cum there and then.

Kimmy: Mmm... you taste so good, you deadbeat... now you better be ready for the main course...

She then swung around, sliding herself onto Jake's erect dick, savouring the feeling as she then began slowly moving up and down in reverse cowgirl, knowing that Jake wouldn't last long thanks to her foreplay. After 15 minutes and 4 orgasms of her own, Kimmy decided to free Jake from his handcuffs, and almost immediately, the tables were turned. Jake almost threw her onto the pillows, both of them laughing as Jake then planted a deep kiss whilst also sneakily handcuffing her to the bed.

Jake: You're not the only one with a few tricks up your sleeve...

Kimmy just smiled at the situation she was now in.

Kimmy: Well... you've got your officer right where you want her. So do to her what you want.

Jake didn't hesitate, and went down to lick and eat her out as she began wriggling against her cuffs, moaning loudly at the feeling.

Kimmy: Ohhh god... that feels sooooo gooooood...

She moaned more and more, with Jake eating her out to another 2 orgasms, her juices soaking Jake's face as he then climbed back on top of her, with one hand feeling and fondling her boobs as the other reached between their bodies, gripping himself as he slid inside Kimmy, both giving out a loud moan as he gradually got faster and faster.

Jake: How are you still so fucking tight, Officer?

Kimmy: I have my ways, maybe one day I'll tell you... Ohhh shit, fuck your dirty police officer...

Jake got as fast as he could go before he plunged as deep as he could go, Kimmy's tight pussy clenching around him as she reached her 9th orgasm of the night.

Kimmy: Ohhh fuck, I'm cumming again...

Jake: I'm close too...

Kimmy, on instinct, wrapped her legs around Jake's waist, with the boob fondling able to push him over the edge.

Kimmy: Give me all you've got... give your sexy pregnant Officer Kimmy every single drop...

And that's exactly what Jake did. After another few thrusts, he buried himself inside her and unleashed all he had inside Kimmy, causing both of them to almost yell out in pleasure, with Jake remaining inside her for another few minutes before pulling out.

Kimmy: Mmm... that felt amazing! You get better every time we do it, I swear...

Jake: So do you, the handcuffs were a nice touch.

Kimmy: And I have a nice idea for when we get freaky next time too...

She then whispered in Jake's ear a suggestion, and judging from the smirk he had on his face, he was definitely on board with it.

Jake: I frickin' love that idea, babe! You're a genius!

Kimmy: I try...

The next day, at Starbucks...

It was a day off from filming anything, and as agreed, Courtney met up with Kimmy and Jake at midday to talk about why she did what she did that night on the pier.

Courtney: First, let me start by saying that I'm sorry. I just got lost in the moment by saying that I liked Jake.

Jake: There's lost in the moment, and there's what you did. Why the hell did you think that was a good idea?

Courtney: My emotions got the better of me. I just got a little jealous because I'm the only girl in Smosh who's not in a relationship right now. You've got Jake, Olivia has Sam, Mari has Peter, hell, even Jackie has started to see someone...

Kimmy: So the question is... Why Jake, and why not Shayne?

Courtney: Because everyone out there who ships me and Shayne expects us to be together at some point, so in my head, I kinda thought why not mix it up and show some interest in Jake? Now I realise that it was wrong...

Kimmy: So why not Shayne? Or even Damien perhaps? Cos there are some Courtamien shippers out there!

Courtney: Don't get me wrong, Damien's cute and all, but he's no Shayne or Jake. Shayne's just so strong, and an amazing person, and Jake's all cute and funny...

Kimmy: Now that I can agree on!

Jake: I mean, if you want, I could try and set you up with Shayne - he's always telling me how he's trying to find the one for him.

Courtney: I mean, won't it be weird to have 2 couples together at work?

Kimmy: Well, we plan on getting some maternity leave when my bump becomes noticeable, so around the 3, 4 month mark.

Jake: So until we get back, you'll be Smosh's power couple! Most shipped, most popular, the lot!

Courtney: And how exactly do you intend on getting me and Shayne together?

Kimmy: Oh, you leave that to us! I've played Cupid enough times to know how these things work!

Jake: And I was considered a matchmaker myself back in the UK, got a couple of my mates girlfriends. One of which is actually married to the girl I set them up with.

Courtney pondered it for a bit, finishing up her vanilla cappuccino before giving them her answer.

Courtney: Okay then, I guess it's worth a shot getting me and Shayne on a date. So am I forgiven?

Jake and Kimmy took one glance at each other and smiled before they both took turns hugging Courtney.

Jake: Yeah, you're forgiven. And this is just for the record... but if you give Shayne the kind of kiss you gave me, I reckon you two will be an amazing couple!

Kimmy playfully slapped Jake on the arm before she hugged Courtney.

Kimmy: And you're forgiven from me too. I shouldn't be too mad, I mean, it was just one kiss. It's not like you tried sleeping with Jake or anything!

Courtney: Oh hell no, I wouldn't have gone that far!

Jake: Anyway...I say let Operation Shartney commence!